Another Pole

[OMellors]

There seems to be another Pole in CF11.

At £90 /hr that is cheaper than the CF23 ones.  Photographs are not that glamorous - but possibly that is just a crappy snapper.

Anyway, I'm all for a bidding war

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OM

[Corus Boy]

I looked at her profile yesterday but the middle profile photo put me off.

[OMellors]

I looked at her profile yesterday but the middle profile photo put me off.

I absolutely  agree CB,  it could be just a crap photo (some of these phone snaps are, whilst a good glamor photographer could make an old dog look good) but at £60 its not that a big a mistake and she might go like a bunny

OM

[Grumpy Pumpy]

In photo 3 she looks like a Lady golfer in a Pringle sweater. Not sure if that's a good thing or not 

But, the service she supposedly provides looks good value for money. My punting funds are depleted. But hopefully someone will TOFTT and report back.

[ampersand]

Enormous baps.

Makes me question the accuracy of the field report which describes her as slim. It was an exceedingly fluffy report.

Is the girl in the middle pic that same girl as in the other two? Looks much rounder in the face - which also makes me question her slimness.

[bastogne]

Looks like a risky toft to me profile almost a year old and only 2 feedback , as she's no oil painting she might put in extra effort to please so I'd say go with a 15 min quickee and extend the booking if it goes well

[mrdiamond77]

Not for me.  The photos are not very flattering to her.

[Steelworker]

I'm with MrD

[np500]

I can see why she's £90 an hour ! Good luck !

[ampersand]

I have to say, I am tempted. Just to put my face between her baps and go 'flobalobalob'.

[Steelworker]

Laughing out loud as I write this. I was tempted to pm you for your bank details and sending you the 90 quid 

[OMellors]

Laughing out loud as I write this. I was tempted to pm you for your bank details and sending you the 90 quid 

SW, just leave your wad in a plain envelope and send me the gps coordinates. 

I agree with all the above.  Yet it seems strange that most girls who advertise don't give a mug shot, but we still go totting of based on pictures of bum, tits and sexy knickers, just hoping for the best when it comes to the boat race


Something about lookin at the mantle piece whilst you are stoking the fire

Why do you lot think doggie was invented in the first place?

OM

[np500]

Doggies best , because I can last 10 times longer, and when you have to last an hour, it's a god send ! As for faces, I never fail to be intrigued when thay open the door, I said to one the other week I feel like it's a B&S as I never would have thought she would look like that ( hope she did't take that the wrong way ! ) , you build up an image in your head sometimes, but it's like you've knocked the wrong door when thay open it ? But I've never wanted to walk, mixture of cracking to girl next door so far,  except the only B&S I did have , that was shocking .

[OMellors]

Doggies best , because I can last 10 times longer, and when you have to last an hour, it's a god send ! As for faces, I never fail to be intrigued when thay open the door, I said to one the other week I feel like it's a B&S as I never would have thought she would look like that ( hope she did't take that the wrong way ! ) , you build up an image in your head sometimes, but it's like you've knocked the wrong door when thay open it ? But I've never wanted to walk, mixture of cracking to girl next door so far,  except the only B&S I did have , that was shocking .

Wise words Red

The question no one addresses is what do the girls see when they open the door? Do they see  a man who strides this earth as a colossus or do they see a retuned bloke with a dodgy hair cut. Kim Jong un look alike?

OM

[ampersand]

 or do they see a retuned bloke with a dodgy hair cut. Kim Jong un look alike?

Or worse - Donald Trump 

[np500]

Wise words Red

The question no one addresses is what do the girls see when they open the door? Do they see  a man who strides this earth as a colossus or do they see a retuned bloke with a dodgy hair cut. Kim Jong un look alike?

OM

That's easy my man, thay can see past most things as generally £. 150 is walking through the door, have you seen trumps misses !

[Steelworker]

Often with me I am sure they see someone of their dads age and pretend to look pleased. After an hour we are both pleased for probably different reasons 

[np500]

Often with me I am sure they see someone of their dads age and pretend to look pleased. After an hour we are both pleased for probably different reasons 

Believe me, thay would rather casually  shag  me than do what I have to do for 70 hours a week !

[Steelworker]

 

[OMellors]

Believe me, thay would rather casually  shag  me than do what I have to do for 70 hours a week !

That's intriguing.


70 hour week and time for punting.  You must be a politician!

OM

[np500]

That's intriguing.


70 hour week and time for punting.  You must be a politician!

OM

When not on sick , it's seven days a week with other jobs in the evenings, plus fitting in other hobbys and life, like to think it keeps me young , but it would appear  as i get older , it's killing me, time to ease off I'm thinking ?

[Steelworker]

The dilemma. Higher disposable income equals more punting. Easing off equals lower disposable income. I don't have a degree in maths but I know one outcome of easing off. 

[np500]

The dilemma. Higher disposable income equals more punting. Easing off equals lower disposable income. I don't have a degree in maths but I know one outcome of easing off. 

Live longer !

[HughJardon]

I don't have a King Richard in Quantum Physics and am No brain of Rachel Riley but I'm a whizz at Pie

Fur Pie 

I do love the Math

[OMellors]

The dilemma. Higher disposable income equals more punting. Easing off equals lower disposable income. I don't have a degree in maths but I know one outcome of easing off. 

Sorry to say SW but you obviously have not been following the election sound bites. We're all going to have more disposable income. Shed fills of the stuff.

It's all to do with modern macro economics apparently. 

Some say we should rob from the rich and give to the poor.  Some say we should rob from the poor and give to the rich because they would know what to do with it.

My view is that we should be fair.  I'd rob from rich and poor alike and keep

No discrimination were I to be elected

OM

[Steelworker]

Your political astuteness overwhelms me, OM and I'm impressed. I presume if you carried out your plan, you would be the 'very rich yet fair' category. Added to that would be a punting vista only constrained by your ability to quickly replenish your balls.