Does anyone known a massage parlour with happy endings?

[Kentpunt]

I’m after a legit massage place where no one would suspect anything that offers massage and a happy ending. Ideally it would be around the Canterbury area and not too steep on the price
Cheers

[mh]

I’m after a legit massage place where no one would suspect anything that offers massage and a happy ending. Ideally it would be around the Canterbury area and not too steep on the price
Cheers

A strange request. Surely if anybody on here knows about a place with such goings on then others will suspect... 

[Jonestown]

Legit places, by definition, dont offer happy endings. Your search is futile, just the whisper of the word massage and everyone knows what you are upto, no matter how much you go on about your stiff neck, locked shoulders and bad back. You will be presumed guilty as charged, so just go and enjoy yourself.

[Steely Dan]

Grow a pair.

[Kentpunt]

Grow a pair.

Thanks for that amazing advice really.. however it’s not down to me growing a pair it’s down to me being discreet from a wife & kids etc..  just after some info on massage parlours so grow up mate

[Kentpunt]

A strange request. Surely if anybody on here knows about a place with such goings on then others will suspect... 

Surely the are normal parlours that offer this on the sly?only ever dealt with escorts not massages before

[mh]

Surely the are normal parlours that offer this on the sly?only ever dealt with escorts not massages before

I'm not in your area, but in my area the only massage places that I can imagine would provide a HE etc are the Chinese shops and I assume everyone knows this is what they are offering.

[houseboot]

Thanks for that amazing advice really.. however it’s not down to me growing a pair it’s down to me being discreet from a wife & kids etc..  just after some info on massage parlours so grow up mate

I cringe when I read the word parlour.

A Massage Shop is NOT synonymous with  a Massage Parlour.

A Massage Parlour is a rather sleazy place. No woman, other than staff, would dream of entering it. The girls working there would be surprised if you asked for a Massage as they're expecting you to want FS.

A Massage Shop is a legitimate massage business and they do have female customers.

Some, but not all, shops will offer extra services. They do not advertise those services, they will rarely confirm those services on the phone or at reception either, it's something you agree in the room.

That's why you need to do your research BUT there are no guarantees. Just because one person reports they got a HE or B2B there are no guarantees that you will too. It depends on the girl, it depends on you.

Don't assume anything. Be prepared to just enjoy a good massage.

If you get a crap massage then you can complain to the manager.

If you don't get offered a HE then you can't complain because they don't advertise it.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

A Massage Shop is NOT synonymous with  a Massage Parlour.

A Massage Parlour is a rather sleazy place. No woman, other than staff, would dream of entering it. The girls working there would be surprised if you asked for a Massage as they're expecting you to want FS.

A Massage Shop is a legitimate massage business and they do have female customers.

Some, but not all, shops will offer extra services. They do not advertise those services, they will rarely confirm those services on the phone or at reception either, it's something you agree in the room.

That's why you need to do your research BUT there are no guarantees. Just because one person reports they got a HE or B2B there are no guarantees that you will too. It depends on the girl, it depends on you.

Don't assume anything. Be prepared to just enjoy a good massage.

If you get a crap massage then you can complain to the manager.

If you don't get offered a HE then you can't complain because they don't advertise it.

Agree with all of that except, in reality it's the masseuse not the shop that offers the extras. 

[houseboot]

Agree with all of that except, in reality it's the masseuse not the shop that offers the extras.

Agreed. Perhaps I should have said, allows, facilitates, turns blind eye too etc. Some masseuses will offer extras against the wishes of the owner (or so they would have us believe).

The FBSM world is full of mystery. WSWS, YMMV etc. Intriguing and frustrating in equal measures.

However, returning to my initial point, a Parlour ain't the same as a Shop.

So my advice to Kentpunt is, if you have a SHOP in your area then walk in with your head up high ... if you're lucky and offered more by the lady in the room, then that's between you and her ... No one else knows.

If you go in looking furtively around then you'll draw attention to yourself and people might start wondering.

[wtfb]

I agree with Houseboot and the Vicar.

I have a couple of other thoughts. If you check the ads and websites of anywhere you intend to visit and they mention males and females being welcome it's likely that there is some legitimate massage taking place. The location can be a giveaway too. I went to LCL in Horley yesterday as I had an hour to kill (review to follow) but there is no shopfront only a door towards the rear of the building. I think you probably want somewhere on a high st or busy shopping st where you can walk in without feeling like you are being watched.

I use three sources of adverts - gumtree, friday-ad and vivatreet, You can generally tell from the adverts if it's a shop, an individual, or something more dodgy. You might find purely legit providers on gumtree but but don't believe the "no sexual services" tag. If they are advertising in friday-ad or vivastreet expect at least HR/B2B and maybe more.

Finally, any shop that has Chinese or Oriental or Thai in the title, opens until 8pm or later and they tell you that they have new girls every two weeks or so, you can just about guarantee HR and probably a few other services too.

On Gumtree, if I search for massages within 5 miles of Woking there are 67 ads! With the pointers you have had from contributors to this topic you need to do some research on the area you want and make your choice.

Good luck!

[BigBoi1955]

You've been given some very good advice so far, including the comment from Steely Dan.
On other observation is if the only reason for your particular request was the wife and kids seeing you walk into the shop then don't do your punting so close to home. Travel an extra 20 or so minutes and problem solved.

[sancho.panza]

The only thing to add is that anywhere offering 4 handed massage will definitely offer extras.

[Davesorento]

I agree with Houseboot and the Vicar.

I have a couple of other thoughts. If you check the ads and websites of anywhere you intend to visit and they mention males and females being welcome it's likely that there is some legitimate massage taking place. The location can be a giveaway too. I went to LCL in Horley yesterday as I had an hour to kill (review to follow) but there is no shopfront only a door towards the rear of the building. I think you probably want somewhere on a high st or busy shopping st where you can walk in without feeling like you are being watched.

I use three sources of adverts - gumtree, friday-ad and vivatreet, You can generally tell from the adverts if it's a shop, an individual, or something more dodgy. You might find purely legit providers on gumtree but but don't believe the "no sexual services" tag. If they are advertising in friday-ad or vivastreet expect at least HR/B2B and maybe more.

Finally, any shop that has Chinese or Oriental or Thai in the title, opens until 8pm or later and they tell you that they have new girls every two weeks or so, you can just about guarantee HR and probably a few other services too.

On Gumtree, if I search for massages within 5 miles of Woking there are 67 ads! With the pointers you have had from contributors to this topic you need to do some research on the area you want and make your choice.

Good luck!

Very sound advice 

[houseboot]

The only thing to add is that anywhere offering 4 handed massage will definitely offer extras.

A good indication but no way definite.

Without thinking too hard, there's a shop in Bristol which offers 4 hands but no HE and a couple of Thai ladies, working from home, who also offer 4 hands but no HE.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Surely the are normal parlours that offer this on the sly?only ever dealt with escorts not massages before

OP...am I correct in my thinking that you are looking to make your first visit to a massage shop?

One last thing I will add. When punting with an escort it is best / advised / perhaps even expected to confirm services prior to start. This is NOT the case in massage shops!!!

Apologies if seems I am teaching how to suck eggs but a surprising amount of guys do ask the receptionist if extras are available. I have personally overheard a bloke ask if blow jobs and wanking was available (word for word) Receptionist shouted at him to get out.