Not as funny as some others but weird all the same, seeing a black girl regular, call and she is at a different location nearer, get there, knock, go in, 3 or 4 kids running riot and an older white women trying to round them up, she says this is my mum, never looked mixed to me, I am thinking run, kids were in the only bedroom, pulls me in the bathroom and off she goes down on me, What is a man supposed to do lol.
Done the deed walked out, said goodbye to Mum, and never called that number again.