The worst escort picture challenge

[ZeroCount]

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42? fuck she's had a hard paper round

She says "I promise you , you'll leave with a smile on your face."

I think if I'd gone to meet her, leaving is the only thing that could put a smile on my face.

[Ivor Hunch]

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42? fuck she's had a hard paper round

apparently Charles Hawtree didn't die, he just died his hair blonde.

[MJ.spritzen]

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    42? fuck she's had a hard paper round

apparently Charles Hawtree didn't die, he just died his hair blonde.

Oh, hello!


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[pepsicolaboy]

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When they say "big clit", do they mean a dick?

This one even asks you for a deposit before booking.

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Which way roung is the transition? (serious Q) Looks to be born a male.

Anyway I wont be taking one of the team...in January 

 

[DouglasReynholm]

apparently Charles Hawtree didn't die, he just died his hair blonde.

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Nope, he's dead alright. I'm going to set up a VS account just to leave bad feedback about that door frame. Just look at it.

Which way roung is the transition? (serious Q) Looks to be born a male.

Anyway I wont be taking one of the team...in January 

 

Which way roung is the transition? Transitions are wrong in every way mate. Well, 99% of them. I can't even work out which way round it is, but in any case, you've made him close his account, you transphobic Nazi! External Link/Members Only The police will be banging on your door soon. 

[MrMatrix]

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Nope, he's dead alright. I'm going to set up a VS account just to leave bad feedback about that door frame. Just look at it.

Which way roung is the transition? Transitions are wrong in every way mate. Well, 99% of them. I can't even work out which way round it is, but in any case, you've made him close his account, you transphobic Nazi! External Link/Members Only The police will be banging on your door soon. 

Her teeth are in the glass next to the bed--just where your head is

[Dudleypunter]

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Shall hello to this lovely BBer

I’m glad I’m not white or have a giant BBC

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[DouglasReynholm]

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Shall hello to this lovely BBer

I’m glad I’m not white or have a giant BBC

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I'm glad I don't use anything made by Apple. Have you got a real link?

[Dudleypunter]

Annoyingly I can’t find the link…

I’m glad I don’t go through life being as savage as you tho…



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[DouglasReynholm]

Annoyingly I can’t find the link…

I’m glad I don’t go through life being as savage as you tho…

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I do hope my female employees don't see me that way. I am only savage about Apple products. They're like poxy Hugo Boss suits: same as the other off-the-peg tat but with a logo on.

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[Waterhouse]

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[DouglasReynholm]

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Yes, one of the worst escort pictures - in the sense that if she'd tried harder she could have looked much better and fooled a punter or two.

She's a party girl alright: External Link/Members Only - I think she's part of a crack team, judging by her teeth.

[MrMatrix]

Yes, one of the worst escort pictures - in the sense that if she'd tried harder she could have looked much better and fooled a punter or two.

She's a party girl alright: External Link/Members Only - I think she's part of a crack team, judging by her teeth.

Youre probably right...

[crawley99]

nevus flammeus.  Port wine stain

If so then it would be on all her photos - that is some severe bruising

[ZeroCount]

If so then it would be on all her photos - that is some severe bruising

The bruising has probably gone down by now, given that you're replying to a comment from over four years ago.

Have you just read all 186 pages of this thread or something? Hats off to you if you have.

[DouglasReynholm]

This one must qualify in some way:

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Sploshing isn't on her list so that's out: I have no idea why it's in her gallery. Unless she's actually a grocer? 

[DastardlyDick]

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Sploshing isn't on her list so that's out: I have no idea why it's in her gallery. Unless she's actually a grocer? 

What's,wrong with half time snacks? 

[myothernameis]

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Sploshing isn't on her list so that's out: I have no idea why it's in her gallery. Unless she's actually a grocer? 

From that photo, either the punter has an outcall to his hotel, or she is using the hotel as an incall location

[Waterhouse]

Nah… I figure she’s hedging her bets between escorting and opening a lunchtime Tuck-shop for the “suits” out of the Canary Wharf Britannia.   Didn’t see any mint Yo-yos or Penguin biscuits though. 

[DouglasReynholm]

Nah… I figure she’s hedging her bets between escorting and opening a lunchtime Tuck-shop for the “suits” out of the Canary Wharf Britannia.   Didn’t see any mint Yo-yos or Penguin biscuits though. 

Maybe, but I see at the bottom it says "Laughing Cow" - maybe that's what she is? When you come into her hotel room and realise she only sells snacks from a trolley? A very limited set of services IMHO.

[Waterhouse]

Not the usual staple of this thread, but is it just me, or does that look like a pair of bollox in a thong?  And those fingers look like they belong to a bare-knuckle boxer.

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I’m sure I’m wrong on both counts, though.





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[DouglasReynholm]

I'm not sure you are. But, be interesting to meet the girl who posed for the cover of The Strokes' best album.

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[JontyR]

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[Fuzzyduck]

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It was "this big", your honor.

[Roadster]

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"I had to shove his gut up and out of the way to find the cheesy little acorn"

[DouglasReynholm]

Very topical. I would definitely book her if the price was reasonable and I expect my review would say "the picture didn't do her justice."

If you live in California you can punt pornstars - if you can afford it.

[big-al93]

Very topical. I would definitely book her if the price was reasonable and I expect my review would say "the picture didn't do her justice."

If you live in California you can punt pornstars - if you can afford it.

And if you live in the uk you can punt "pornstars"- if you can afford it, but usually much less money and the majority are just escorts who went on to do a couple of videos for faketaxi or pascals subsluts. There's even threads about it.

[pepsicolaboy]

From that photo, either the punter has an outcall to his hotel, or she is using the hotel as an incall location

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[DouglasReynholm]

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That is less traumatizing, but takes away the impact of what you would see if you booked her. You can't read the ingredients on the packets either.

[Thecunninglinguist]

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Maybe she doesn't quite get "Party Girl"?

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I’d still fuck it!