My humble offerings:
* If poss, do a bit of heavy weights training 2 hours before a punt, nothing too hard, creates a surge of Testosterone and a boner even Superman
couldn't bent.
* Should be known by all now but leave all valuables and ID back in the car and park well out of eye shot of the premises, (for many reasons).
* Can't stress enough, have a cheap burner phone with no links to you whatsoever.
* If poss, have a tiny bottle/packet of your usual shower gel if showering at her gaff and wet wipes in the car. Wives/girlfriends are like
'Columbo' when it comes to shit like that.
* Ask if her Tits, Clits and other stuff are sensitive/sore before handing over hard-earned so as not to be denied when romping.
* Don't wear a watch while romping. Can lead to scratches/cuts hair snagging and a lifetime ban from the girl..
* Carry condoms to a punt just in case as sometimes the WG's run short before their next supply run.......and you are not tempted..
* And of course we all know/should know, be on time, be freshly showered, be polite, be a Gent then begone on time or before..