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Author Topic: Have you ever written poetry for a prostitute?  (Read 3001 times)

Online JontyR

One I wrote for my reg back at Christmas during a Twitter episode

To Tigerlilly.

My favourite girl she's called T.L.
See her regular , address I can't tell.
Central Belfast , nice and handy,
Easy for me so that's just dandy.
Greets at the door with big wide smile
Look carefully it can be seen from a mile.
Classy apartment ,time to relax.
Not like  others who live in a shack.
Getting down to business she's a total gem.
You can be sure her dress will have a short hem.
You might think '  She's very trim '!!
Cos every morning she goes to the gym.
Secrets I have, I'd love to tell,
But those must stay with me and T.L.
She's mad and she's nuts , but then arn't we all
When I see her I know that we'll  have a ball !
Lots I could write , there's much more to tell
But you know enough about my T.L.

Mr M .

 :vomit:

Offline Thephoenix

I wrote this for a girl once

I like your tits
I like your arse
Trouble is
You've got no class

Strange thing is she refused to see me again  :unknown:

Maybe she was a Northern lass who knows that arse doesn't rhyme with class. ;) :drinks:

Offline sim0256

There was a young man from Rhyl
Who swallowed a nuclear pill,
His genital organ
Was found in Glamorgan
And his nuts up a tree in Brazil.

And


There was a young vicar from Kent
Whose cock was exceedingly bent ,
To save any trouble
He put it in double
And instead of cumming, he went .

Online MrMohican

There was a young girl called Pam
Who jumped on a Birminghm tram
She kissed the conducter
Who turned round and fucked her
And now she's pushing a pram

Offline Corus Boy

No never written anything but I thought that this was well written;

She Wears It Like A Mask

by Ron Carnell

She wears it like a mask
Each time she comes to me,
A shroud to cloud my eyes,
A veil I cannot see.

But her mask is just a ruse,
An aspect of her game.
It hides the girl behind
The fiction of her name.

That name is but a symbol
Of the role she plays for me,
A promise unfulfilled,
A hope of what could be.

Removing all between us,
Clothed only in her name,
Her touch is my illusion,
Setting heart and loin aflame.

A mirage within a dream,
A ghost of fragile youth,
She is fantasy. And fire.
And beauty born of truth.

Her name is but a name,
A symbol, just a mask -
Concealing what I see,
Revealing what I ask.

About the Poem

Celeste was, for lack of a better term, a stripper. It was how she made her living, and how she lived her life. I met her at a local bar when a bunch of buddies gathered to celebrate one of our number's imminent marriage. She and I talked, away from the crowds, and when she discovered I was a photographer, well, one thing led to another...

Celeste wasn't her real name. It was her stage name, a common thing in her line of work. It protected her, but for me, it also added the fascination of a mystery. This poem was the result of my fascination.

Oh, and incidentally, I knew Celeste for eight months before she finally revealed her real name to me.

Online WARSZAWA16

There was a young lady from Barking Creek
Who had her monthlies twice a week
"How very provoking" said the Bishop of Woking
"There’s no time for poking, so to speak".

Offline joe diddley

There once was a Scot from Dounreay
Who buggered his father one day
He said 'I like it rather
"To put it up father
"He's clean and there's nothing to pay"

Best read with the last two and a half lines delivered in a Frazer-from-Dad's-Army voice.