Putting a condom on correctly. How hard can it be?

[tantric talents]

Having recently experienced femidoms i think there a very good altenative

Never tried them but they do sound interesting.
Don’t know any good  london girls who use them but would be prepared to give them a go

[mh]

I've had a few WGs put the condom on with their mouth. Interesting and does achieve a nice "fit".

A few can get it right with their hands but most don't have a sodding clue. I've had some try and put it on inside out (upside down) and get confused as to why it won't roll. Many, many, many stick their fingers into the condom and stretch it over the head of the cock then pull it tight down to the base. Bloody painful as well as being functionally wrong as described by others.

As soon as the condom comes out now I watch for what "mode" is being used and take charge of it if I need to. Some girls get in a panic at this, thinking there's some subterfuge taking place with it being palmed rather than put on but as long as they see it going on they are then OK.

[Romney]

The only good reason I can see for wg's wanting to do the "stretch it out and put it on all at once" technique is that they're afraid the punter will go soft if they take too long to roll it on the correct way? 

It's still a really bad way to do it, and I really doubt that the extra 3 seconds to do it correctly would make matters worse, but I cannot think of any other reason for them to do it that way....

Other than ignorance, which is always the most likely explanation!

[ianchar14]

I had one do it with their mouth, last one i visited in fact. Submissive Emma. Now that was a fun time. But she certainly knew how to put a condom on no problem

[Anadin]

Usually I find escorts know what they're doing although a few have a way of doing with their mouths which while I appreciate the showmanship I don't tend to like. I also prefer the condom stretched over my foreskin then rolled down rather than retracted then have the condom put on. Luckily for me my regulars tend to let me get on with it.

Anyway I find that whatever they do I can tend to adjust it a bit afterwards for a better fit

[Stevensmiles]

Sorry, going a bit off grid here but I've just remembered that I used to work with a girl who could put a digestive biscuit flat in her mouth and turn it over without breaking it. A real party piece. Led to all sorts of smutty jokes and comments though as I'm sure you can imagine.

I knew a girl who could put a whole chocolate digestive in her mouth and keep it there without melting the chocolate.

Worst punt I ever had 

[Private Parts]

I knew a girl who could put a whole chocolate digestive in her mouth and keep it there without melting the chocolate.

Worst punt I ever had 

You sure it was her mouth?