Putting a condom on correctly. How hard can it be?

[Cum_again]

I am getting a bit fucked off with condoms. Particularly the way girls put condoms on (which they seem to insist on doing themselves) and they do it wrong.... grr..

Usually what happens is the they open up the condom and pull it down over my cock and then pull it tight over my bell end.

This it bad. Hardly any realise that you are supposed to leave the test hanging at the end for the jizz to go into. I cum quite a lot, so often I feel like someone is stopping me ejaculating due to the poor fitting of the condom and I get stopped mid jizz as I run out of room.  It’s also more likely to tear (although it never has)

Is this just me it’s happening to?  I have an average cock. Medium length, medium girth... nothing special. How hard can it be?

[Bogof60]

Yes I do find this a bit worrying from women who make a living from fucking.
The amount that try to stretch it over the knob instead of rolling it.
Then using their fingers with long nails to stretch it 
Danger of tearing it.
Then the ones who try to roll it on the wrong way.
Its actually quite scary

Then of course there are the ones who roll it on with their mouths 

[nigel4498]

Well it has to be hard to get it on 

[OakTree]

Yes it’s surprising when you think it’s a fundamental function of their job but then so is sex and many of them seem clueless at that.

[Shropslad2008]

I’m finding that condoms seem to have got smaller. In my late teens/20’s they went on pretty easily. I’m in my 50’s now, and the standard condom is almost impossible to roll on. Either my cock has grown with age (doubtful) or rubber johnies just aren’t what they used to be. I’ve got some new “made to measure” ones, not been used on anger yet.

[OakTree]

I’m finding that condoms seem to have got smaller. In my late teens/20’s they went on pretty easily. I’m in my 50’s now, and the standard condom is almost impossible to roll on. Either my cock has grown with age (doubtful) or rubber johnies just aren’t what they used to be. I’ve got some new “made to measure” ones, not been used on anger yet.

I agree condoms definitely do seem harder to roll on. I comfort myself (albeit delusional) that my knob has got bigger. 

[WARSZAWA16]

Used to see a girl who could put them on with her mouth. Never got it wrong. Had it down to a fine art. She must have worked at it and had plenty of practice though I suppose.

[The Outsider]

Used to see a girl who could put them on with her mouth. Never got it wrong. Had it down to a fine art. She must have worked at it and had plenty of practice though I suppose.

I always think that's the mark of a true professional.  Never had a bad punt with a girl who can do that.   

[dizietsmae]

I always think that's the mark of a true professional.  Never had a bad punt with a girl who can do that.   

I roundly second this, a skill all women should be taught, on their 18th birthdays.... by me........ okay I got distracted for a bit there 

[The Owl]

I used to find condoms were a nightmare to get on in my civvy life, then I met a condom who pulled out a slightly larger size condom and slipped it on my without any problems.

My biggest complaint is shit escorts who put the condom on over my foreskin. 

The other issue is nails. I had a condom split on me because of nails. If that's a risk it's either time for the condom blowjob trick or let me put the condom on myself.

[WARSZAWA16]

Used to see a girl who could put them on with her mouth. Never got it wrong. Had it down to a fine art. She must have worked at it and had plenty of practice though I suppose.

Sorry, going a bit off grid here but I've just remembered that I used to work with a girl who could put a digestive biscuit flat in her mouth and turn it over without breaking it. A real party piece. Led to all sorts of smutty jokes and comments though as I'm sure you can imagine.

[Marcusnash187]

Most wgs don't have large condoms in either and there so tight they feel like there cutting the circulation off. 

[peter purves]

Yes it’s surprising when you think it’s a fundamental function of their job but then so is sex and many of them seem clueless at that.

This is a paradox - but I do believe it so

[shagmore]

I have quite a large cock, and they try to just force it over the bell end, especially wit the younger WGs, have to do it myself.
Some WGs comment on the size of it and fish around for a larger one,
My regulars know which ones to get out the draw
But in another profession if you went about your work like this, you would be fired / struck off.
There should be exams for this.... 

[Moby Dick]

Yeah, the greedy bastards make things smaller but charge the same for them. Doesn't work for condoms!.
I remember eating wagon wheel biscuits taking several bites, now can take it in one bite.

I’m finding that condoms seem to have got smaller. In my late teens/20’s they went on pretty easily. I’m in my 50’s now, and the standard condom is almost impossible to roll on. Either my cock has grown with age (doubtful) or rubber johnies just aren’t what they used to be. I’ve got some new “made to measure” ones, not been used on anger yet.

[resistantpolaroid]

I'm lucky enough (?) to have a below-average cock so the size of the condoms is not an issue, but yeah, they've never read the leaflet in the box which shows how to put it on correctly.

[davidgood]

I find that most Brazilian party girls are very adept at putting the condom on with their mouths.

Always works well for me.

Regards,

davidgood

[the_exile]

I agree condoms definitely do seem harder to roll on. I comfort myself (albeit delusional) that my knob has got bigger. 

Have found the same thing, I would love to believe my cock has got bigger but I'm sure it hasnt!

I thought the stretch and snap way of putting on condoms was for when the girl wanted to put it on before I was fully hard but I have been rock hard with a WG and she has still stretched it over my cock to put it on. Best way has to be when the girl puts it on with her mouth, always impressed with a girl who can do that.

[DastardlyDick]

I believe  that there are different "sizes" of condom, made for different markets. Oriental ones are longer, but less girth, African ones are both longer and greater girth when compared to European ones.
There was a joke going around years ago, when the Cold War was still going:-
The Soviets, as a propaganda move ordered condoms 12" long and 3" round from the US - as a counter propaganda move the US supplied them in boxes marked "medium".

[shyboy1]

I find SP’s condom applying skills vary quite a bit.
Had a bad experience this year with a very experienced well reviewed escort who completely messed it up, I’m fairly average size but she struggled for ages trying to fit the dam thing, it wasn’t very good quality and felt far too small but she didn’t have alternative ones so carried on regardless.
Once on I felt uncomfortable as it didn’t go far enough down and just felt wrong.
Completely put me off my stride and I left feeling dissatisfied and a bit miffed that such an experienced SP could make such a hash of such a basic thing.
Don’t know what make they were but normally girls provide a decent cover up.
SB

[tantric talents]

I always think that's the mark of a true professional.  Never had a bad punt with a girl who can do that.   

+1
More recently I keep encountering those who insist on stretching it rather than rolling it on.
What they fail to realise is that the amount of air that introduces simply delays ejaculation meaning they have to work a whole lot harder for longer. 

[EnglishRebecca121]

simple answer.... put it on yourself?

[the_exile]

simple answer.... put it on yourself?

Well yes there is always that option!

Would be interested to hear your take on the stretch over vs unroll methods Rebecca

[Gordon Bennett]

simple answer.... put it on yourself?

Difficult when you're clenching your fists tightly, gritting your teeth, screwing your face up and frantically repeating in your head "fucking stay hard! fucking stay hard!"  over and over again.

[winkywanky]

Sorry, going a bit off grid here but I've just remembered that I used to work with a girl who could put a digestive biscuit flat in her mouth and turn it over without breaking it. A real party piece. Led to all sorts of smutty jokes and comments though as I'm sure you can imagine.

If she were really clever, she'd have put a chocolate digestive in and when it came out all the chocolate would be licked off 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Well yes there is always that option!

Would be interested to hear your take on the stretch over vs unroll methods Rebecca

TO BE totally honest im one of the shit ones at putting them on , i have sharp nails so i prefer the client to do it so less risk of breakage !

[tantric talents]

TO BE totally honest im one of the shit ones at putting them on , i have sharp nails so i prefer the client to do it so less risk of breakage !

Time to learn the mouth on method Becs. No hands required 
I’ll volunteer if you need a practice punter 

[the_exile]

TO BE totally honest im one of the shit ones at putting them on , i have sharp nails so i prefer the client to do it so less risk of breakage !

Fair enough!

I am sure I have seen porn videos where a condom has been stretched over so this technique must have come from somewhere. But I don't remember girls using it in the past in the 90s say.

Thinking about back then you could get Durex Ultra strong that were round ended, they didn't have a teat so I suppose the idea was that the cum would back up the body of the condom. I was with a girl I used to see in Soho and she must have got these from the clinic where she always got condoms I wasnt paying attention when she put it on and only found out what sort it was afterwards. I fucked her and when I came it felt like I had got my finger over the end of my cock! It got quite uncomfortable although on the other hand it took me a long time to finish cumming it was a struggle getting the last of the cum out.

[sparkus]

I find that most Brazilian party girls are very adept at putting the condom on with their mouths.

Always works well for me.

Regards,

davidgood

Chinese also, though I am wary of the contact/slippage.

[peter.witless]

I've never had this problem ...   

I guess there's ONE advantage to having a smaller than average cock! 

[rocket88]

Because of a few bad experiences of SPs making a complete hash of putting on the condom, I now offer to put it on myself, something which is more often than not accepted gratefully by the WG. I once had a punt where the SP couldn't even open the packet containing the condom 

[sparkus]

I'm not a fan of those who put it on with their mouth, tbh.

Some have stretched the dom two three/four inches open and slipped it on to the base of my girth, have to say it's never presented any problems.

[Cum_again]

simple answer.... put it on yourself?

I’ve always found girls very reluctant to let me do this.

Which is odd because I reckon atleast 60%  put then on wrong..

I’d much prefer to do it myself. Odd that this is drifting in to glam of cock size though.  It’s got nothing to do with it.  It’s all about how you put a condom on, and pulling it tight over the bell end is just plain wrong.

[catweazle]

There was a joke going around years ago, when the Cold War was still going:-
The Soviets, as a propaganda move ordered condoms 12" long and 3" round from the US - as a counter propaganda move the US supplied them in boxes marked "medium".

In a similar (off topic, sorry) vein, a true story is when the Russians claimed to have invented the world's smallest tubing (ideal for some surgical procedures). They sent a 6" length to the US as a boast.

The Americans simply returned it - with one of their own tubes inside it.

[OakTree]

In a similar (off topic, sorry) vein, a true story is when the Russians claimed to have invented the world's smallest tubing (ideal for some surgical procedures). They sent a 6" length to the US as a boast.

The Americans simply returned it - with one of their own tubes inside it.

There’s a few of these urban legends I’ve heard over the years. One was the yanks sent us what they claimed was a drill bit that could drill the smallest hole. We apparently sent it back with a hole right through it.

Total bollox probably.

[sublimetoridiculous]

Used to see a girl who could put them on with her mouth. Never got it wrong. Had it down to a fine art. She must have worked at it and had plenty of practice though I suppose.

Have shown a fair few WGs how to do that.

The big advantage for those of us that suffer from condom droop is that it makes putting on the condom rather sexy.

[Fat Bob]

I find SP’s condom applying skills vary quite a bit.
Had a bad experience this year with a very experienced well reviewed escort who completely messed it up, I’m fairly average size but she struggled for ages trying to fit the dam thing, it wasn’t very good quality and felt far too small but she didn’t have alternative ones so carried on regardless.
Once on I felt uncomfortable as it didn’t go far enough down and just felt wrong.
Completely put me off my stride and I left feeling dissatisfied and a bit miffed that such an experienced SP could make such a hash of such a basic thing.
Don’t know what make they were but normally girls provide a decent cover up.
SB

A touch of deja vu me thinks...

In my situation, the SP produced a condom from the bedside drawer, opened it and then began to roll it on to my cock.  When the condom got near the base (perhaps 80% covered) the SP asked me if I could assist as she was having difficulty getting the condom to role down to the base.  I attempted to role/pull the condom down closer to the base but this was not successful as the condom appeared to be rolled out to its maximum length.  The SP applied lube to the exposed area my shaft (approx. 1.5 inch uncovered) before penetration and no more was said about it. In hindsight this was probably a feeble  attempt by the SP to provide a degree of protection against skin to skin contact.  I just accepted this (as they say, a standing cock has no conscious) and we continued into so-called covered penetration.

In reflection, i'm now thinking this was not very clever as I put my health at increased risk resulting from to skin to skin sexual contact during penetration.  Whilst this was definitely not barebacking, it is probably the closest I could get to barebacking when its not on the SPs list of likes.  This also got me thinking about the way the SP dealt with this situation (i.e. not batting an eyelid) and suggests that it may be quite a common experience for any punter who has a longer than average cock.  Perhaps I was just unlucky with an experienced SP who had a long day at the office and took her proverbial eye of the ball.

I will be taking along my own condoms in the future, that way I can be confident that I will be fully covered.  Clearly one size does not fit all!

[django0700]

Have started taking my own condoms , but once I had a bizarre experience with a WG who put the condom on for me......she unrolled the entire condom then stretched it out and finally put it on me, similar to a tent. she left no space for the cum on the tip....couldn't believe how daft she could be, had to remove and put on another condom on myself...

[fatboy]

Yes I do find this a bit worrying from women who make a living from fucking.
The amount that try to stretch it over the knob instead of rolling it.
Then using their fingers with long nails to stretch it 
Danger of tearing it.
Then the ones who try to roll it on the wrong way.
Its actually quite scary

Then of course there are the ones who roll it on with their mouths 

+1 I was going to post the same comment but you beat me to it. 

[sparkus]

+1 I was going to post the same comment but you beat me to it. 

Quite a few do it, especially in Chinese massage shops.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Also had a WG who was having difficulty opening the packet once so I did it for her and offered the jump bag back and she said can you put it on too! Turned out she was recently returned to escorting and hadn't used them in civvy life for yonks.

1sexymisulka1 is the only WG that springs to mind that uses the on with the mouth technique. Hmmm, happy mammaries.

[TailSeeker]

I've learnt my trick over time, unravel enough to get it over the head, one finger in the ring while squeezing out the air, and then rolling it down.

But that is just experience, and you need to often do a least one turn to work out the direction of the condom.

Probably does help that I always keep my nails short. And have had a fair bit of practice.

The advice however from certain forums just to use the freebie condoms is bad. I always say best to spend more and have a range. Mostly as you don't want someone to claim a latex allergy and not have an alternative on hand.

[JayGatsby]

The other issue is nails. I had a condom split on me because of nails. If that's a risk it's either time for the condom blowjob trick or let me put the condom on myself.

Never use nails - maybe if it is loose a bot of gaffer tape wrapped arounf to hold it on, but hammering in nails is a definite No No

[sublimetoridiculous]

Never use nails - maybe if it is loose a bot of gaffer tape wrapped arounf to hold it on, but hammering in nails is a definite No No

LOL!

[Fat Bob]

The advice however from certain forums just to use the freebie condoms is bad.

TS, so why is the advice from certain forums bad? ...and if it's bad advice, why is this being openly promoted on certain forums and goes unchallenged by the more seasoned professionals like your good self? Surely bad practice should be stamped out in order to improve the quality of services being delivered. 

IMHO, a variety of sizes of high quality condoms is not a big ask in return for the serious paperwork exchanged.

[Sonny Crockett]

I am getting a bit fucked off with condoms. Particularly the way girls put condoms on (which they seem to insist on doing themselves) and they do it wrong.... grr..

Usually what happens is the they open up the condom and pull it down over my cock and then pull it tight over my bell end.

This it bad. Hardly any realise that you are supposed to leave the test hanging at the end for the jizz to go into. I cum quite a lot, so often I feel like someone is stopping me ejaculating due to the poor fitting of the condom and I get stopped mid jizz as I run out of room.  It’s also more likely to tear (although it never has)

Is this just me it’s happening to?  I have an average cock. Medium length, medium girth... nothing special. How hard can it be?

I would say most condoms are way too tight and suffocate the cock.

[TailSeeker]

TS, so why is the advice from certain forums bad? ...and if it's bad advice, why is this being openly promoted on certain forums and goes unchallenged by the more seasoned professionals like your good self? Surely bad practice should be stamped out in order to improve the quality of services being delivered. 

IMHO, a variety of sizes of high quality condoms is not a big ask in return for the serious paperwork exchanged.

Mostly because the condoms are almost always pleasante, so tend to run small, be extra thick, smell awful, and only offered latex.

I do call out the idea that you should just work with the freebies, but admins over there don't often like certain ideas being challenged.

I can understand the mentality, save cash at all avenues, but I prefer to keep several different brands and sizes on hand. Does cost more in the setup, but you quickly learn the sizes you tend to run through fastest, and different shops mean they're almost always on offer. The only things I take from the clinic are femdoms and dental dams, just because they're bloody expensive and hard to find.

[Cum_again]

I would say most condoms are way too tight and suffocate the cock.

I find cum quicker with a condom on than without as the squeezing of my cock makes me come quicker..

Still ... better than aids.

[clackers]

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[workinallweek]

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