https://www.adultwork.com/7343990
Location- The Dell, 10 minute walk from Southampton station
Premises, modern apartment block
The meet, 1 hour for £130 plus £30 for OWO and CIM. A levels on offer for extra £30 but not taken
The girl, definitely the girl in pictures that match the wolf tattoo on her ass.

The meeting took place yesterday, Fired off a text at 0900 for an appointment at 1100 and got a swift reply with postcode and price structure. Got there 15 mins early so text to ask if we could bring it forward. She replied no problem with the address and instructions.
I knocked on the door and was greeted by a very pretty Nicha in lingerie

Handed the paperwork over and was offered a shower but had just had 1 so  then she stashed the cash away and came back and we spent about 5 minutes DFK and undressing each other with a few cheeky cock swipes before I lead her to the bed for some 69 action. She then got on top for covered cowgirl then missionary then doggy. Could feel I was coming but held off and laid back down and removed the condom and she finished me off with OWO and CIM. This was followed by a 20/30 minute full body massage and a shower. 
I would give this punt a 10/10
Nicha a 9/10
Premises 8/10.
Overall a great punt and will be returning, she’s here for maybe another few weeks or a month and doesn’t log in every day or turn the green available today light on.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/nottingham-ng5/paige-----sultry-beauty/325600510

Background: This punt brought into sharp focus that everyone is different. Horses for courses, different strokes for different folks. One man's trash is another man's treasure. All the cliches you can think of. I'd agreed a time with Paige (soon after my text) and promptly scooted over to Arnold quickly. Her follow up text said it didn't matter if I was early, so I didn't need to hang about. In the end it did kind of matter. I was 7 minutes early. Carmen answered the door - a little startled and ushered me into her living room. Paige, it seems, did indeed have a client. So much for early being fine. Deep breath

Carmen gave me a hug, we had a quick chat and she brought me a coffee. I sat in her living room listening to the bloke upstairs stumble about putting his trousers on. He came down and departed cheerily. He'd clearly had a good time. He was old, bald and a good size - but seemed a thoroughly lovely gentleman. The sort you'd find wearing a comfy sweater at the bowling club or wherever. It didn't matter. I watched him toddle off down the street - a happy man vowing to return.

Price: £50
Duration: 30 mins
Service: Massage & HR
Comms: Easy enough by text - noting the above
Location: Carmen's gaff
Girl: Friendly, chatty, late 20s, pleasant

Service: Paige entered the living room to tell me she would go and prepare the room. She was gone maybe 30 seconds then returned. The time it takes to roll out another 7 feet of bog roll that covers the massage table. I mentioned the text, the arriving early and the slight awkwardness. She smiled and looked at me. Did it register? Should I persist? I may as well have asked her about the cut in National Insurance contributions in the recent Budget.

Paige is friendly, polite, chatty. Body fine but top half hidden behind a see-through blouse. The massage was below par. Some oil. But mostly rubbing around. No hint of teasing. No working of any knots. No brushes or swipes. Nothing to get me semi erect or hard. After 10-15 minutes, I was asked to turn over. No chest massage, no inner legs, or balls. No teasing. Nothing to get me semi erect or hard. She immediately played with my disinterested cock.

She offered extras. £20 for OWO, £10 for kissing, £10 to get naked. If you add all this to her £80 per hour charge, that's almost FS price. Sigh. Whilst Carmen offers little in the way of extras and is older, she is much better value at £40 which includes a 69 so you can ram your tongue deep in her tasty pussy whilst she makes you cum.

My cock tried to wake.  Paige persisted and I came. Wiped, up and off the table in about 19 minutes. I showered, dressed and left.

Overall Rating: I am going with strong neutral. Some might argue pale green as she delivered a service. Some might argue red given how it played out. I love UKP and being a member is great. But I can't helping feeling none of it matters sometimes. Her bin was rammed full of spunk filled tissues. Just as some think a week at Butlins counts as a good holiday or a meal in Wetherspoons is a special occasion, its all about personal taste. She'll get custom from non-UKP customers who may or may not return. Until she drifts away, never to return.

As Matthew McConaghhey said in Wolf of Wall Street. The ferris wheel goes round and round 24/7 365. Fugazi. Of no matter.

Was a plan b, pump and dump 30 mins for £80 with Brielle.

Overall she's a friendly girl, she commented on my muscles.

Prob should get out there dating at some point, I just never bother putting myself out there.

The punt itself was standard with Romanian girls, nothing spectacular. Missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl.

In the end came from reverse cowgirl and then had a shower there before leaving.

She is ok for plan b option pump and dump. For hotter girls you have to outlay more, which is normal. Her price is reasonable in the current climate.

https://www.adultwork.com/6495319

Just saw a recent review ‘ I remembered this women who did a RB to a request to my hotel in central  London in October or November 2023

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2010791

She accepted a RB at a reduced rate on her AW profile.  This was accepted  2x days before & had agreed date & time & confirmed with her on the previous day & twice on the day   Was supposed to be early evening. But delayed by 2 hours.  Finally arrived.   Excuse was she had a few personal things to sort out.  Had a couple of messages saying traffic & tubes & Uber either not working or delayed. 

She finally arrived.  Imagine a 45-50 year old hippy just got back from a drum & base festival in Ibiza

Pandora had her Rock Chick outfit on.  She’s tall & skinny and nothing like her pictures.   I was visibly shocked.  How the FCK has she got 100+ reveres on AW with no mention of the fact that her profile pictures are +15-20 years old !!!  WTF !!!

Anyway.  I told her if she had come to the wrong room as I was expecting Someone else !   She says. No.  I’m. Pandora. -   I says you don’t look like any of your profile pictures. ?  She says she needs to update but she has not had any complaints   -   I didn’t want any confrontation  so she went into the bathroom to get “Changed “.  After 15 mins she came out with just a bra & nickers -   Do it took you 15 mins to take your clothes off ?   While in the bathroom I heard sniffling noises so I assume she was perhaps taking a few lines.

She proceeded to give me a luckless BJ.  But I just couldn’t get hard as from the side mirror I could see her sagging arse which completely gave me a soft limp dick.

I gave her some shit excuse that I was tired & best for her to go as I had an early morning check out.

She smiled.  Said bye.  Put her clothes back on & left

Negative due to her using very old pictures.  Doesn’t look anything like her AW profile as well as should be retired 10 years ago.  As well as being Delayed 2 hours

Apologies for the late review.  But I had completely forgotten this visit     

https://www.adultwork.com/7691172 or https://www.adultwork.com/Vanessa%5FBigbooty

Incall, location:
Apartment in Bham City Centre, near Broad Street, Travelodge hotel, B1.
Booking: Thur 29/03, 22:30.

Comms:
Called, answered promptly, agreed what outfit she would wear and how long it would take me to get there.  She even sent a Live Location to my whatsapp whilst i was driving!

Looks:
Is the lady in the pics, however boobs saggy and belly "big" - not fat but like a beer belly.  Says Hungarian on profile, i'd say that's right and height is around 5'6.

The meet:
Firstly - i know it's a risk when your toft so i didn't exactly go out of my way to see Vanessa, i was near where i was planning to go at that time.
5 mins after our call she called me asking how long I will be, I thought this could be normal so I repeated what we discussed initially - all okay.
5 mins after that she calls me again and asks where am I if i said i will be there soon, i told her where i am and her response was, well i dont know anywhere around Birmingham. Bit odd that she asked me not knowing Birmingham.

Anyways i proceed to the postcode that she texted me after our call, i didnt need to call her as she obviously called me - while i was driving.  Pay & Display all along the street, free after 6pm.  I got told what number to buzz, was quick and efficient (intercom has a camera). I got in, up the stairs, to the door, had to knock, no behind the door trick….however….she was not wearing outfit agreed but instead an oversized baggy t shirt with slippers so i asked (whilst standing outside), What about the outfit? She said i have i put on, i said no sorry id rather not i'll leave it and walked. She then took her t shirt off whilst in the door way and said look dont you want, practically shouting. I looked back and she had on standard bra and knickers, didnt make me think i should walk back.

Doesn't end there....as I walked out of the apartment block, she opens a window and shouts, i'm sorry come back. I didn't flinch as this is right by broad street and ppl were walking by so I carried on walking and nobody suspected it was aimed at me.

Defo is the woman in the pics but a bit strange imo.  Or maybe i could have done something better which i'm sure you guys will point out so i know for a next time, if that is the case.

Coms 10/10
Location 8/10 (Pay and Display, only free after 18:00)
Girl 3/10  (3 as it's the woman in the pics and her face is exactly as in pics).

Positives:    Very efficient with comms.
Negatives:  Too keen and eager.
Would I return:  No.

https://www.adultwork.com/6850232
Hatfield
Punt happened couple of weeks ago..

Fancied a Thai punt.. I like a massage that gets sexy.
Saw her pics and she ticked my boxes.

Text early in the day and arranged to meet later in the day.

Time came, kept waiting a little while outside but finally buzzed in.

Behind the door scenario.

Now I like my ladies thin just like her pics.

Well Amy has, put on a few pounds and she knows it! She was fun and very bubbly and I said that's not you and she said she had put on a few pounds.. Now she not massive but she has a bit of a belly compared to the size 8/10 probably 12..so not massive..

She said laughing it was Christmas and she over indulged...she said she is on a diet and going back to the gym... But understands if I leave.

I thought about it but I needed to cum in a ladies mouth and she offers that so I thought fuck it..

30min £70 + owo and cim £30 = £100

So I grab a quick shower, and I'm back in the room

She takes off her bra and panties and gets me to lie on my belly on a bed. Rooms a good size double bed...

She proceeds to open my legs and position herself between them. Forcing them wider as she moves up to my thighs.
She then puts some massage oil on my back and starts a nice relaxing massage..

She then  rubs her ample breasts all over my back.
She move down to my legs and bum.
She rubs my arse and feels my nuts... Her hand glides over my arse and she touches my hole (which I love) and she sees my response.. So she does it some more, and says you like... I said I did..
So with my arse, raised and she's wanking me she's touching my hole.
I ask her to stick a finger in and she gets a condom over her finger, oils it up and proceeds to finger me.

I'm loving it... I think she puts two fingers in but couldn't be sure..but it felt like it!

Then she tells me to turn over...

She is smiling and she has a very sexy look in her eye.

She leans down and starts to kiss and lick my cock..

She then takes it in her mouth and she's reinserted her fingers in to me.

She sucking and finger fucking my arse with gusto..

I can't last much longer... And cum a weeks worth into her mouth... She keeps sucking and sucking until I am empty..

She then points to the door and to her mouth to I say I need to empty this lot... I  say OK..

She comes back giggling and cleans me up and I then grab another shower.

I ask when is she is back in Hatfield and she's says 2 weeks.

I leave a punt with a huge grin in my face for the first time in a long while!


I can't wait till she's back!

https://www.adultwork.com/4448265

Also on VS - https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leicester-le1/selena----incall---outcall---party---/326292722

Phone number: 07393723347

£40(50 on AW) - 15 mins

LE2 - a well known whorehouse just opposite the takeaway near LRI. Been here multiple times.

Comms were straightforward. It’s the girl in the pictures. Age is about right, mid 30’s.

Once outside, I texted her and she belled me back. Confirmed services before handing over my cash and everything was cushty apart from RO. She has a decent body actually, a bit bigger than I usually go for, size 8-10. Great tits. Didn’t mind me sucking and licking them. This was probably the best part. Has a scar on of her tits, told me she had a lump removed recently.

Blowie was decent, slow and with some variation. Followed with mish on the edge of the bed with me standing and then doggy where I finished. Didn’t mind light spanking or deep and hard strokes. However she used way too much lube, it killed most of the sensation.

Another downer was that the room was way too dark. In the middle of sucking me I kindly asked whether I could turn the light on, but she refused.

PS: she looked bored as hell throughout the meet, I queried this, she claimed she was hungry.

Can’t recommend.

Overall: 3/10

Meet was last week, location as per previous reviews, nothing to add there.

Price has unfortunately gone up to 200ph, I've had her on my to do list for ages but never managed to see her, finally got the chance and with the previous positive reviews decided it was still worth it despite the price bump. Pictures accurate, she's very friendly and I felt comfortable with her pretty quickly.

She was wearing a lilac lingerie set with fishnets, I stripped off all but my boxers and we got cosy. Straight in to FK that got deeper, while we played and fondled in front of the mirror, slight hint of smokers breath but that didn't bother me. 5 minutes later she pulled by boxers down, sat down on the low bed and started OWO, she can DT, no gag reflex, really good oral she doesn't hold back, and she's got great thick hair for holding onto while you face fuck her. Next, she lay down and I told her I to play with herself whilst she stroked my cock, wasn't long before a little squirt came out, then it was my turn to take over and she probably squirted another 3-4 times with fingering and oral, followed by more OWO and ball sucking and I can't remember exactly what.
Eventually moved to CG, I let her control the pace to begin before taking over, she squirted on me again and that warm juice felt great on me, I told her I wanted more and she didn't disappoint squiring a couple more times and then sitting on my face. Moved to mish and more of the same, a few more squirts before we took a brief break to hydrate. To my surprise it had only been about 35 minutes so far. We had a brief chat and cuddle and not long later it was back to OWO and then she really went to town on my balls, lots of spit, felt amazing, I let this go on for a while but I wanted to fuck her still. Last position was standing doggy in front of the mirror and then we were back where we started her sitting on the bed sucking me off, finished with her sucking my balls and while I left her with huge facial, which she took like a champ, no flinching.

Really excellent punt with a great girl, would repeat.

https://www.adultwork.com/6708690

https://taplink.by/Jenny

I thought Jenny stopped working as she disappeared for over 3 months so when I saw she was back on I was keen to visit again. I previously reviewed her and reported of a good service but that she was unfriendly. Organised a half hour b2b at £70. Quick responses via text. 7 min walk from tube station.

I was going into this punt thinking she would be the same unwelcoming and disinterested girl but I was surprised at her demeanour this time. Smiling alot and much more friendly. Id say the pics in the link are accurate, shes fit and nice looking. Was able to have a convo with her this time. The service was pretty much the same as my last review. Lots of teasing and reach unders leading to good finish. Just wish these girls actually stick to the full 30 mins rather then finishing early.

Was offered a shower but I was in a rush so used a wet towel quickly. Overall a very good session and certainly one to try. I probably won't return though as no extras offered and 2 sessions with her is enough for me. Still a good shout if you really like the teasing/erotic elements.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2010791

Quick review for a non-meet … she bid on a RB I had - despite knowing the meet was not going to happen (Given previous experience - see prior feedback / review) I accepted and we actually exchanged messages and texts … confirmed a date and time so I thought maybe, just maybe it will work out.

On the day I tried to re-confirm by text and call to no reply so made other plans with a regular … never got a reply till almost midnight on the night of the (proposed) booking to say she had lost her phone and only just got it back … I have to say she must be the unluckiest woman in the world .. illness, lost phone, period, friend came to visit, etc … every excuse under the sun to not have a booking.

That being said she has 100+ positives on AW so someone must have met her?

Saw Lauren of serenity massage today in Hampton for 45 min edging handjob session.

Was 110 for 45 minutes. She's an attractive English woman in her 30s I am guessing, reminds me of Sophie Ellis bextor which she told me she got a lot when she was younger.

She's a very naughty girl and highly sexual. She warmed the oil up and did edging handjob session for the whole time, with lots of sensual you touches.

She said she found me hot and we kissed and cuddled a lot. In the end when I was nutting from the handjob she brought her mouth and tongue really close and some of the cum went on her tongue and mouth which was hot.

https://www.serenityhampton.co.uk/about-us

Hi folks, been a while since my last review, not had much funds to support my little hobby.

Anyway, wanted to book the highly rated Zonya but she wasn't working today, settled for Ammy after firing off a few texts.

https://www.adultwork.com/7612856

30 mins £70 with OWO and CIM for £30 more.

Comms were okay 7/10. Initally quick, I said I definately wanted Ammy not Peary who I had contacted earlier. Then I slight delay as she said "I need to check my schedule", I wonder if I would have been B&S had I not insisted. Still, that is just hearsay. Directions were great up until the road, then were not good at all. Walked up and down several times. Thank God it was a small street. Finally found the location.

Flat was a bit noisy, one of the WG's Birthday apparantly.

Ammy is definitely the girl in the photos, of course, they have been touched up. In real life I found her better than the photos, very natural (more on that later) pretty face, wonderful soft skin, tidy body, no tummy scars. I would guess 25, not much more. 8/10. Dressed pretty casually but didn't bother me.

Room was decent, a bit too warm, I worried about that a little. If it is too hot it affects my perfomance.

Started with decent OWO, nice hand and mouth combination and eye contact. Worked a treat and got the sap rising waaay too quickly which is a real surprise for me as not many girls can get me off with just hand/mouth let alone after a few mins. I lifted her head after a while and said "I have to fuck you". On with the Dom and then there was no option for cowgirl (pity) so opted for mish. Was very nice. she really does have wonderful skin. No kissing at all unfortunately, gutted about that. As she had got me so close already, I could have finished here but I had paid for CIM. FYI, initially she is not the tightest BUT she can flex her muscles down there and if you time it right I reckon she could milk you dry. Nice noises throughout, not overly loud, added to the mood but I doubt genuine.

Back onto my back and resumption of OWO to CIM completion. Lovely, Very happy with it. Ammy was smiley, laughy, decent english, certainly enough to know what I was saying all the time including no to "can I have a kiss!?"

I am definitely heading back next week. I wonder if repeat visit might tempt her to some light kissing.

Oh...about natural. The good looking boobs were bolt ons which really surprised me at first. A very good job. I got her to lift them to see the scar, she had them done a while ago as scar is barely noticeable now. Gonna suck on those more next time.

Helen_ferraz - Glasgow

https://www.adultwork.com/5959472
https://www.adultwork.com/Helen%5Fferraz


Caught this beauty a month ago in flat just off the M8, not far from Junction 17.

Comms were good to the point. no issues


The girl: as per her photo, age about right, pretty face, enhanced boobs, fantastic body, gym type, tanned skin, Would rate her 10/10

Paid £200 for 1 hour with anal included.

usual behind the door, into the toom, then money was handed, been asked to wash my hands and cock, shes big on hygiene, germophobic I think.


Started off with light French kissing my hands were already feeling her bum, couldn't resist or wait, then into 69 was ow for whatever reason, she was very fresh, literary I was eating her ass, no complaint, then into with the condom for vaginal sex before too long she was asking to stick it up her ass, she was happily willing to take the full length no issues, shagged her in different positions, finished on her boobs. worth mentioning she was enjoying seeing her been fucked in the mirror.

Had an extensive clean up after round one.
then we had a decent chat, before she started round two by saying fuck my ass again, never disappointed her, shagged her again in different positions , shagging her while standing was remarkable. finished on her bum this time.


Overall, beautiful woman, nice body, willing to please..

Highly recommended

Would defo return.

https://www.adultwork.com/811497

3rd time seeing her. As I’ve said before, sheer filth and would love to find someone as willing and dirty as her 20 years younger.

£40 for 30min no FS.

Told her I wanted rimming on me and facefucking

In a shower, then on to all fours and she rinmed me deep. Spitting and sucking on my cock and balls whilst sticking a finger in my arse.
Then turned over with my legs back and same again rimming, fingering and wanking me. Felt the sap rising so onto a bit of OWO face fucking where I was about to come so she pulled back and came over myself.

She cleaned me up and offered to go again, I declined and got changed and on my way after about 20min.

Had no interest in kissing, fingering or fucking her, just wanted self pleasure. Cheap cheerful and in and out did the job.

https://www.adultwork.com/7030869

Location was given as block of flats in Norwich near prince of Wales road - never got inside!

This is a negative as her communication/time keeping is terrible.

Some positive reviews indicate its a good meet if you see her. I won't be wasting any more time trying.

Messaged Tuesday evening asking for an appointment on Thursday morning. Time agreed, building details sent and asked to message when outside for flat number.
Wednesday evening I sent a confirmation message as didn't want to make a wasted trip.
Reply was "I'm starting work at 2pm"
I couldn't do that time so agreed for another appointment friday late morning.
This morning sent another confirmation text and received a message saying "I start at 1pm"

Total chaos and too much hassle for me.

Another on my list to review, this would be mid Feb 24

https://www.massagesme.uk/ad/selby-yo8/physio-chinese-massage-clinic-selby

I have been visiting this place for a very long time now and my experiences have been a mix greens and greys when it comes to the visiting girls there

Like many of my other encounters, this was last minute, in fact, last 5 mins, i had been visiting nearby and as i had time to spare i gave Healing a call but it was unanswered (though a text did come to me 20 mins later, i then gave the chinese physio a quick call to see if i could get an immediate booking and was given the old, yes, come on down
I was already parked up in the local supermarket so it was a very short stroll to their door, which at my request was open

The girl i believe was called Liza or similar, you could see that she had never gone hungry, so i was a little disappointed, she told me Amanda was not there and she would do my massage

I asked for a proper deep massage and the girl did well but there were no swipes or anything, to be fair, appearance wise, she wasnt doing it for me and the massage was good enough for me to keep it legit
Then out of nowhere, she grabbed hold of me and asked the question, now i know i said she did not work for me, but how she grabbed my dick sent him rock hard instantly, so i went with a HJ finish, despite her efforts to get me to go b2b, which she offered at 50 and then 40, before taking 20 for the hj

Initially her hj was a little too rough, to hard too fast, for my liking and i had to ask (twice) for her to slow down and be more gentle
eventually she grasped the fact that slow and teasing was the way to go and ended up bringing me off quite pleasurably

I wouldnt jump to see her but if i turned up and she was there then i would gladly accept her massage and gentle hj finish

https://www.adultwork.com/1039279 or https://www.adultwork.com/love%2Dmassage
Forked out for a one hour session a few months ago in Guildford at a well known hotel.
She advertises her age as 52, and that could well be true. She is tall and slim, not as curvaceous as the profile picture - more stick-like.
To be honest, the "massage" is more like light stroking, unimaginative, not particularly erotic and quite boring. I found it insipid rather than sexy. I tried to spice things up with a bit of massage on her, but it didn't inject anything sexual into her performance. I finished myself off. All in all an uninspiring experience.
Much better places to spend you bucks elsewhere.

AnayssX
https://www.adultwork.com/5439322

Where, when, how much? and comms: Incall at very nice AirBnB/corporate short-let apartment in Aldgate area, London. Easy to find and fairly discrete. Nov 2023. £90 for 30 mins. Good comms via text.

Context: Since I stopped working full-time, not in London very often - found myself in the area with a chance for a quick punt before a 09:30 a.m. meeting. Anayss reminded me a bit of one of my top fantasy fucks - Emily Ratajkowski (obviously much smaller boobs) - so despite the very mixed reviews here thought it was worth a try for 30 mins.

The Girl: I can’t remember seeing a profile with more high-quality, recent, generally unretouched and accurate photos from AW and elsewhere, helpfully collated in a prior review on UKP. They are very accurate and I was not disappointed - if you like very attractive girls with slim, toned bodies and nice, very pert small/medium boobs then I think you will be pretty happy. Clearly many of you will find her much too slender/skinny - but that should be blindingly obvious from the profile pics.

The Session: Exactly in line with prior reports - and hence in line with my expectations - service provision is below average and although she is not outright rude or anything, the engagement is at the lower end of the range of what is acceptable. But nonetheless, I quite enjoyed being able to fuck a FAF young girl - probably one of the top 5 or maybe top 3 fittest ever for me. Unfortunately, I’m woefully out of practice hence stamina poor and really couldn’t last very long at all, so can't add much to prior reports re activities.

Summary: As widely reported, P&D with very low level of service provision from FAF Romanian. I did think this might be a low positive as met my expectations after reading reviews here, and she really is FAF - however, given that there are other almost as hot SPs who actually make a bit of an effort, the absence of key services (kissing and OWO) and the lack of engagement has - for me - to drag it down into a neutral.
All that said, perhaps surprisingly, I wouldn’t rule out going back for a 15min P&D if nearby with some time to kill.

Incall  1hr massage + HE @ £80 (£50+ £30)
 
https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/bangkok-thai-massage-glasgow-city-centre-g2-5al/1450284266

Decided to give this one a try on the back of a couple of positive reviews on here.

Comms
No problem at all, quick and easy. A single phone call did the trick.

Location
Slap bang in the centre of town. The full address is on the advert. It's the same entrance as Daria Thai - though a different floor.

She's right at the top of the building and the further up you go the more run down and delapidated it gets. It's like you're in a derelict building!

Thankfully, her actual massage room is fit for purpose. Adequately warm, with a very nice high quality massage table.

SP  & Service
Undoubtedly attractive, though I think she's mixed race as she's got quite a pale complection. This is further endorsed by her accent, which is crystal clear and easy to understand, unlike most Thai's.

Probably early 40's - though could easily pass for younger - and around 5'3/4, with a tidy petite body, size 8? She was wearing a massage tunic and leggings. Friendly, but at the same time professional demeanor.

As I knew from previous reviews that the HE was on, I brought the subject up when I was getting undressed...she remains in the room the whole time...did briefly try to negotiate the extra charge but she was having none of it. Settled for a one hour sensual massage with teasing for £80.

The massage itself was decent, without being outstanding. She gets up on the sturdy table at different points, both when lying on your back and front. Personally, I'd have preferred more teasing when on my front... only got a little bit before turnover.

Onto my back and she starts one leg at a time, working her way up and making sure she glide's her hands over cock and balls, repeating quite a few times. She then gets up on the table again, spreads my legs and carefully positions herself just out of reach and gets down to the serious business.

This is where she really shines. Takes her time works skillfully on cock and balls. Great variety in her penis play, which resulted in a really satisfying finish for me.

Followed by the usual hot water and flannel wipe down.

Summary
Very central easy to find location. Delapidated building, adequate massage room.

Good service provided by an attractive pleasant, professional masseuse.

Kayla VlondonCity Escorts Outcall

https://www.vlondoncity.co.uk/escorts/girls/9828/

Looking for a punt, was tired, did not want to leave the house and looking to save money lately so back to VLondon. Had a terrible punt there a few years back so not used them in a while.

https://www.vlondonescorts.com/
https://www.vlondoncity.co.uk/

£130 1hr outcall in Hackney.

Logistics: https://www.vlondoncity.co.uk/ site was really slow and acting up so went on the https://www.vlondonescorts.com/ url. Message agency on WhatsApp looking for another girl. They say she is booked till 3am. I say is there anyone else petite working, they suggest Kayla. I say fine, after a bit of back and forth (agency was a tiny bit slow in responding, but not too bad), confirm booking. with VLondon, they get girl to call you before making booking. All good. Confirm with the lady and she says she will be there in 30mins.

Location: Outcall at my house. Quickly clean up and she arrives pretty much exactly on time. Which is good. Pulls up with a driver, then asks me to come outside. I was not happy about this but popped my head out the door and then after a quick wave, Kayla comes up steps.

Looks: Kayla is Itallian, properly Itallian (nice accent) which is nice a refreshing change from Eastern Europeans and Brazilians doing the rounds. She shows up in a tight black dress and heels. She has a slight rocker look going on, which ticks my boxes, but in an elegant way. Kayla has long black dyed hair, and huge breasts, pretty sure they are natural too. She is slim and medium height (BTW VLondon, defo not petite! Almost as tall as me). Pretty face, however I would say she is a bit older, must be late 30's to mid 40's. In her day she would have been stunning, and its not that she is not attractive, cause she is but she is defo a bit older side. Some tatoos here and there an a cheek piercing. Think an older italian version of Monica from friends with a slight goth/rocker/porn star edge.

With VLondon the pictures on profile are always questionable. Pic 1 on profile could be her with a heavy dose of photoshop, but hey VLondon photos are not really indicative.

Services: We sit down to chat, ask her if she wants a drink. She says ok so we start chatting just to get in the mood. All quite relaxed. She already seems a more than a little tipsy when she walked in the door, which may be a turn off for some, equally a turn on for others. Asks me why am doing this. I tell her my missus isn't into sex anymore and she goes of on a semi feminist rant.... I stop her after politely listening for a few minutes and ask her if she would prefer to be my therapist, to which she says no. So I say lets talk business. I tell her I want her to wear an outfit and that I am a dom and like a submissive she says £40 extra I agree, base fee was £130. After a bit of negotiation agree fee and hand over cash.

She goes to change, comes down looking very nice.

Ask her to bend over the kitchen counter and gently spank her with my hand, says she likes it but not too hard.
Her breasts are huge which I notice once they come out of the dress. I think they are real, but hard to tell.
We move into the lounge, tell her to get on her knees, she obliges and does covered oral.
I put a bit of porno on the telly which she likes.
Pop her on the sofa on her knees and then she does oral while I finger her a bit. She is getting wet which is a good sign.
Smells a bit like cigarettes.
After a good long covered BJ I get excited and turn her around on the sofa and start going at her.
She takes it well.
A bit of an actress, makes a few porn star like noises. Nothing over the top, but defo can tell she is trying ham it up a bit.
Never the less the going is good and no complaints.
Finish off with her bent over the back of the sofa.
I was concious It was coming up on time.

Clean up and she goes into the bathroom to freshen up, then she is on her way.

She had spent quite a bit chatting at the beginning, so I felt the could have gone longer in the serivces, but she seems like a nice girl and never felt rushed so I just went with the flow. With Vlondon always feels a bit ropey. But probably one of the best Vlondon girls i've had. No real clock watching.

I would say positive overall, there were a few things that bothered me, but for what I needed was perfect.

Pro's
- Attractive lady (even tho she is on older side of things)
- Well dressed
- Relaxed vibe
- offered services reqeusted (Though she's not really a proper sub, but it was good times so I did not push it)
- sex was good and hot

Con's
- slightly older
- a bit tipsy and smelled like cigarettes
- nothing like the photos. (but that was expected)
- the usual Vlondon £130 + extras vibe (always feels like the girl is working to get more money out of you)














 

Found this profile via kommons searching the earls court postcode. Can't find a AW account

Got a response via text; post code (w14) and prices
15mins - £60 ,
30mins - £80 ,
60mins -  £150

Made a booking.
I messaged 1 hour before the booking (not because I was asked to but because i don't like my time wasted).
Got to west kensington and texted again - 10 mins before the hour.

I then got a response to come at 30mins past the hour .
followed by another message to stop by the shops and pick up some vape item for her.

I have never met this escort before and she's asking for favours after double booking.


anyway, i just aborted.

Always funny when you recevie messages 30 mins later asking where you are.




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Though i have seen Nancy many times in Yonlanda and at other places, i have not reviewed her since she cam to Hudds

This happened towards the end of November 23

The venue, https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/huddersfield-hd1/yonlada-thai-massage--/307141741

The girl, Nancy, she will be early 30s though you would be forgiven for thinking early 20s, Nancy is the girl laid on the sofa in a black bikini type top and white skimpy knickers
She is very seductive looking, maybe 5' tall very slender with 32 A maybe b cup boobs, not an ounce of fat, she has a couple of tattoos, the most prominent being the one on her abdomen, which is of some kind of bird, this is visible on the VS advert

The action, paid £40 for 1 hour of deep tissue massage, including back/body walking
The massage was excruciatingly perfect and lasted around 25 mins where she slowed down a little and started some teasing with her nails which was having the desired effect
Nancy then asked me to turn and followed this up by asking what i would like to do today, Nancy knows my likes and dislikes so when i replied, everything please, she didnt bat an eyelid, no fee was discussed she just stripped and began a very sensual B2B before getting herself into her usual crazy state (unsure if this is her getting aroused or if she is just mad

Things got quite hot for the next 40 mins or so, which included LFK, owo light fingering, RO and FS and eneded up with a HJ finish

We over ran on time by just over 10 mins, at the start of which, i believe it was YAYA the mamasan shouted to Nancy stating the hour was up, Nancy being Nancy basically told her and in english, to fuck off, she not finished yet, Nancy did tell me that she doesnt like being rushed and they know it, so she said we would have an extra 10 mins because they had made her angry

Due to both Nancy's and my own availability i havent managed another meeting with her since, but i will ASAP

Back to catching up on a few reviews, TBH, i thought i had already reviewed but camshafts review prompted me to check....

I have seen Ploy quite a few times in 23, Nancy was and possibly still is my favourite, but i have struggled to pin her down to suit my availability, hence i started to see Ploy as my back up

Ploy is a little more formal than Nancy, not straight laced, just more reserved, though Nancy can be a little way out, in a good way

The venue, Yonlanda Thai massage Huddersfield
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/huddersfield-hd1/yonlada-thai-massage--/307141741

The girl, Ploy, she is the one in red as depicted in the current VS advert

Possibly 5'1, slim waist, good bum and hips with enhanced boobs, unsure of size or cup but they are a good size especially on her frame, the only down side for me with Ploy is that she as a bush, mostly trimmed, but more like with hedge cutters rather than a bic...lol

I think Ploy does not look like your typical thai facial wise that is, not at first glance, but she is cute with danger in her eyes

The action, booked for 1 hour and on arrival Ploy let me in and showed me straight upstairs to her room
On this occasion same as my two previous meets with her, she didnt ask for the entrance fee up front, she confirmed my length of booking and remained in the room whilst i prepared myself
I hopped, or rather clambered onto the massage bed and Ploy immediately began a perfect medium strength massage, this was pure massage, no reach unders or anything
This lasted for near on 20 mins when she asked what i would like to do today, even though she knew what i would ask for

My reply was simply, same as last time please and i was then asked if i wanted to start now.....oh yes please, me said

Ploy excused herself for a minute and on her return she immediately stripped, i had already turned and i watched her every move, once undressed, she came and stood at my side and gently caressed my old man, i was already semi there but this got the job done more or less instanly

Ploy climbed onto the bed and before starting a very sexy B2B she gave me owo, varying in speed, depth and technique, i was a little worried that my time would be shot far too soon
Sensing this, Ploy commenced the b2b, during this, Ploy moved around so that i had AAA, with fingers and mouth, until eventually ploy knelt between my legs and finished me with more owo and cim

She spit into a wipe and asked if i was ok....silly girl and then commenced more massage until our time was up
Ploy did not redress until the end of our session which went a good 5 mins over, though she had already said that she didnt have another booking straight after if i wanted to stay longer
Unfortunately i had a busy day ahead so i thanked her, gave my explanation for not staying longer and left

Ploy took £120 from me which coverd the entrance charge and 1 hours massage with b2b, owo and cim, a price that i am more than happy to pay for a guaranteed service with a great looking young girl

Conclusion
Unfortunately i have not returned since this meeting due to other commitments, but i will ASAP

Having read Camshafts review, it looks like the price as increased from 80 to 100 for the b2b session, still VFM in my book

Lori_Lexii of AW

https://www.adultwork.com/6545035

One hour in-call £180

Location Lymm

The meet:
I actually hadn’t intended to see Lori, I’d never seen her profile before and this meet was purely by chance. I’d initially contacted Savanah Miller. Comms with her were brief and to the point and I arrived at the set time. Sent her a text to say I’m here and she replied she was running late, I thought here we go. Now this was now the second time I’d been fucked about by her. I’d contacted her a few weeks previous and arranged a meet. Sat in the carpark of the well known Lymm venue trying to contact her and got ghosted. She got back to me a few hours later very apologetic to say the Giff Gaff network had gone down earlier.  Well shit happens so I let it go. Anyway here I am again, same carpark and yet again this meet looks like it’s not happening. She then sent a text saying would I like to see her friend Lori Lexii instead. I had a quick look on AW and thought well she looks ok. Checked on here and she had one review and it was negative. Fuck it what do I do now I thought? Bollocks I’m here, I knew it was a risk but I was really up for a fuck. Dick brain took over so I said yeah ok. Room number sent and I was on my way. I’m guessing Lori must of been low on custom that day to just accommodate me there and then and especially as I wanted an hour.

First impressions:
Lori is actually quite attractive, quite fit indeed. Dressed in lingerie and with make up and hair looking nice I was relieved so far. She’s about five foot five or six with a shapely body. Not gym toned but not chubby. Her photos are a pretty accurate representation of her and I’d say they are genuine and pretty recent. Her hair is mousy brown, straight and past shoulder length. Her nails were nicely manicured and Her make up was well done. Her lips looked full but not overly and I’m guessing she’s had some filler. She’d put effort into her appearance and I was quite pleased so far.

The action:
After first introductions, she’s not the most chatty type, I dealt with the cash and jumped in the shower. Came out and Lori was on the bed. She straight away asked if I wanted oral with or without, I plumped for without and she started straight away on my flaccid cock. It wasn’t the best or worst I’ve had but I soon hardened up and she cracked on. It was ok and I just laid back and enjoyed myself. Her technique wasn’t terrible but not mind blowing either. That said she took her time and put plenty of effort in. Eventually we swapped over and I gave her some RO. She has a very nice pussy, quite big thick lips. Fingers were allowed and she seemed very responsive to my efforts. She’d taken her bra off by now and her tits are really nice and as I licked away I ran my hands over them.
After a good while pleasuring each other we moved on to sex. On with the johnny and she climbed on top. She chundered away and I couldn’t help but just look at her pussy gripping my cock. I’ve not seen a pussy wrapped round my cock like that before. Her pussy lips are very impressive. We changed around to mish and she got quite animated. Her legs were wrapping round me and she was asking me to fuck her harder. I was struggling not to boil over. We had a go at doggy where I grabbed her hair and piled into her. We ended up back with her on top and she squatted and slid up and down fucking me quite hard. She really does seem to like fucking and I thoroughly enjoyed myself romping with her. We finished off with her giving me a hand job that again wasn’t the best but it had me spunking in the end. She then cleaned me up with wipes and we then chatted for five or ten minutes before I headed off.

Conclusion:
Not a bad meet although if I’m honest a bit foolhardy to have gone through with it. I had no comms with her, she had a neg on here and I’m guessing her phone was dusty that she could accommodate me straight away.   
Luckily she’s quite attractive with a sexy body with nice big fake tits, superb pussy with fingers allowed. Mediocre blowjob skills but does put plenty of effort in and she is happy with OWO. I really did enjoy fucking her and she seems to or gives the impression she enjoys it too. Things to note though, kissing was light. I have admit I didn’t really push the kissing but when it did occur it was just very light. I think Lori is more your vanilla GFE type and something to bear in mind if booking her.

https://www.adultwork.com/7584846
https://www.adultwork.com/GISELE+SWEET+BLONDE

Met in Portsmouth for a 15 min incall (originally booked 30 mins). She said she is only here for a few more days.

Comms: Easy enough by text, pretty responsive.

Location: Usual block of flats not far from Gunwarf. Easy to find, minimal parking (although I found some literally 10m from the entrance!).

Girl: Funnily enough I met her at the front door as she was coming back from shopping, not realising it was her. Facially very meh (she had a mark on her face, and couldn't figure out if it was a bruise or birth mark), but a cracking body; slim, nice shaped arse (although not big like Brazilians usually are), and very nice tits (just a little more than a handful). Given I wasn't uber-attracted to her, I opted to change to 15 mins.

Price: 30 mins would have been £70 (seems to be a going rate), and she had said that included OWO over text. 15 mins was £60, and she asked for £20 extra for OWO, but I only had an extra £10, which she agreed to.

Services: No kissing, and didn't attempt RO, but frankly just wanted a P&D. She seemed clean. Good uncovered blowjob for about 2 minutes, then on with a condom into cowgirl. Asked for doggy, but said she didn't like it particularly, which is fair enough I suppose. Felt nice and tight, and given the limited position options, I gave her a good fucking bounching her lovely arse on me until I came in the bag. We had a chat in her limited English about how funny it was meeting at the door, and I got dressed. She even offered me some Easter egg chocolate 

Overall, pretty much what I expected, nice girl, could have been a positive if she offered more positions and had some more makeup on.