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I’ve marked this ‘positive’ because it was good fun but not at all like anything else I’ve experienced and maybe not to everyone’s taste. Probably the weirdest massage visit of my life!
I saw the advert on Gumtree offering £30/hour massage which is good value but also a list of ‘treatments’ so intrigued I made the call and booked a massage. On arrival I was met upstairs by a nicely dressed and not bad looking Chinese medical practitioner. White coat, certificates on the wall and a ‘new patient form to fill out! While I’m filling the form out she asked if I just wanted massage or maybe I would add a treatment as well. I asked what was on offer and she said maybe an ED treatment for an additional £10 would be good. By nature I’m an adventurer so I said yes.
Got undressed and on the massage table for a pretty acceptable oily massage, about half way into the hour ‘turn over please’ and the ED part began. She did a very nice intimate massage and then started applying a plastic suction cup device, it wasn’t as much fun as the massage but the massaging continued to be interspersed with suction weirdness! So after a while I’m as hard can be, like pulsing in mid air hard and she says ‘you need relief, it’s good for you, go ahead and release yourself’ and ext thing I’m having a wank in my new ‘doctor’s’ office. She washes the suction thing while I unload and then she’s back with tissues.
Weird - yes. Bad - no (in my opinion). I walked out thinking ‘did that really just happen?’ Before I went she suggested a course of ED treatments to help my circulation and make sure everything stays working. Not sure I will sign up for that but if you want something genuinely different this might be it! It sure I’d different.
