Worst profile words challenge?

[Horizontal pleasures]

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let my husband beat you up.
Mr is an absolute bastard and he really wants to hurt you.

[Neal69]

WTF???

I don't think there is much point in pursuing this quest HP

You have just found the best/worst/most fucked up profile out there.

Well I hope so anyway 

[NottsNylonLuvr]

Ulrika?

[raylondoner]

Ulrika?

Stan, is that you?

[vw]

Here is one to beat

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IM AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY!
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I WANT TO BE CROWED THE WORLDS MOST FILTHIEST GIRL=I WILL DO ANYTHING
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AND I MEAN ANYTHING
For escorts Bookings ALL below can be done
I LOVE SNORTING ALL YOUR CUM
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SHOOT YOUR CUM INTO MY EYEBALL
********************************
FIST MY ASS
***********
HARDSPORTS mouth & body both ways
**********************************
BOTTLES IN MY ASS
******************
MAKE ME FUCKING BLEED my period all over you
*****************************************
I LOVE LOTS OF FRENCH KISSING
*****************************
PULL MY HAIR
************
FILL MY PUSSY & ASS WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF YOU CUM
****************************************************
I WILL SWALLOW ALL YOUR CUM FOR MONEY EVERY LAST DROP
*****************************************************
AND YES I DO ALL THE NASTY SHIT YOU LOVE IM A FILTHY GIRL
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WANNA FUCK MY ASS?
*******************
SPUNK UP MY ASS
***************
SPIT IN MY MOUTH LOADS
************************
MAKE ME SWALLOW ALL YOUR CUM
*******************************
FUCK MY PUSSY BAREBACK
*************************
MAKE ME RIM YOU HARD
************************
PULL MY HAIR REALLY REALLY HARD
********************************
FIST MY ASS & PUSSY
*******************
FINGER ME HARD
*****************
TONGUE FUCK MY ASS
*******************

[Neal69]

Well

Kudos VW 

I never thought anyone would find a worst one

[mr small]

There were two with that same profile in Glasgow about two weeks ago 

[Ben4454]

How do you turn a WG girl into a pirate?

Cum in her eye and stamp on her foot.

[Redhead Lover]

Here is one to beat

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Or to equal:

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[stevedave]

Or to equal:

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I imagine her parents are so proud. 

[raylondoner]

Gone! 

[sushi]

I stongly suspect she isn't an escort but a webcammer trying to pass herself off as an escort shes £3.99 a minute to webcam yet doesnt show an escort fee or a phone number that along with her hidden AW feedback of 121 positive 13 neutral and 38 negatives reviews shows me she isnt all shes cracked up to be.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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look at her for sale items? Apart from the sheer surprise how do you mail a litre of urine and then explain it to the missus when it arrives while you are out. How do you accumulate 10 condoms full of spunk when you offer bareback - and she is pregnant.

Sale
Used condom filled with spunk and covered in my juices on the outside!
Qty: 10   Price: 4.50

    Sale
Used cummy panties
Qty: 1   Price: 5.00

    Sale
1 whole litre of my piss! 1lt piss!!
Qty: 3   Price: 15.00

[Vivago]

look at her for sale items? Apart from the sheer surprise how do you mail a litre of urine and then explain it to the missus when it arrives while you are out.

You tell her that someone is taking the piss? Sorry, I'll get my coat.

[mf_1101]

Defo not comparable to others but still first impressions are important:

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[Wheelz77]

Here is one to beat

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IM AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY!
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I WANT TO BE CROWED THE WORLDS MOST FILTHIEST GIRL=I WILL DO ANYTHING
************************************************************************
AND I MEAN ANYTHING
For escorts Bookings ALL below can be done
I LOVE SNORTING ALL YOUR CUM
*****************************
SHOOT YOUR CUM INTO MY EYEBALL
********************************
FIST MY ASS
***********
HARDSPORTS mouth & body both ways
**********************************
BOTTLES IN MY ASS
******************
MAKE ME FUCKING BLEED my period all over you
*****************************************
I LOVE LOTS OF FRENCH KISSING
*****************************
PULL MY HAIR
************
FILL MY PUSSY & ASS WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF YOU CUM
****************************************************
I WILL SWALLOW ALL YOUR CUM FOR MONEY EVERY LAST DROP
*****************************************************
AND YES I DO ALL THE NASTY SHIT YOU LOVE IM A FILTHY GIRL
********************************************************
WANNA FUCK MY ASS?
*******************
SPUNK UP MY ASS
***************
SPIT IN MY MOUTH LOADS
************************
MAKE ME SWALLOW ALL YOUR CUM
*******************************
FUCK MY PUSSY BAREBACK
*************************
MAKE ME RIM YOU HARD
************************
PULL MY HAIR REALLY REALLY HARD
********************************
FIST MY ASS & PUSSY
*******************
FINGER ME HARD
*****************
TONGUE FUCK MY ASS
*******************

I Love the fact this ad starts with.....
 I WANT TO BE CROWED THE WORLDS MOST FILTHIEST GIRL=I WILL DO ANYTHING
************************************************************************
AND I MEAN ANYTHING

Then lists the most depraved services i've ever seen and ends with....
PLEASE WHY ARE SOME GUYS SO DISRESPECTFUL
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Doesn't take a genius to work that one out 

[FCB]

Here is one to beat

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IM AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY!
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY
I WANT TO BE CROWED THE WORLDS MOST FILTHIEST GIRL=I WILL DO ANYTHING
************************************************************************
AND I MEAN ANYTHING
For escorts Bookings ALL below can be done
I LOVE SNORTING ALL YOUR CUM
*****************************
SHOOT YOUR CUM INTO MY EYEBALL
********************************
FIST MY ASS
***********
HARDSPORTS mouth & body both ways
**********************************
BOTTLES IN MY ASS
******************
MAKE ME FUCKING BLEED my period all over you
*****************************************
I LOVE LOTS OF FRENCH KISSING
*****************************
PULL MY HAIR
************
FILL MY PUSSY & ASS WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF YOU CUM
****************************************************
I WILL SWALLOW ALL YOUR CUM FOR MONEY EVERY LAST DROP
*****************************************************
AND YES I DO ALL THE NASTY SHIT YOU LOVE IM A FILTHY GIRL
********************************************************
WANNA FUCK MY ASS?
*******************
SPUNK UP MY ASS
***************
SPIT IN MY MOUTH LOADS
************************
MAKE ME SWALLOW ALL YOUR CUM
*******************************
FUCK MY PUSSY BAREBACK
*************************
MAKE ME RIM YOU HARD
************************
PULL MY HAIR REALLY REALLY HARD
********************************
FIST MY ASS & PUSSY
*******************
FINGER ME HARD
*****************
TONGUE FUCK MY ASS
*******************

Her new profile, it says exactly the same in it...

Marisa4you
Bareback and unprotected sex listed
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Profile sounds bonkers
Town:   Barking Daghenham Romford Seven Kings Ilford
County:   Barking and Dagenham
Region:   London
Country:   United Kingdom
Nationality:   Romanian
Member Since:   05/07/2017
Gender:   Female
Orientation:   Bi-curious
Age:   20
Views:   1091
Last Login:   Today

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