Girl
https://aprov.co.uk/escort/high-class-exclusive-model-elizabeth.htm

Price
£1000 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
OWO ok
For a few moments moved quite well during missionary
Doggie, missionary and cowgirl all done on request. Doggie and cowgirl very mechanical
Kissing ok but minimal tongue. Kept eyes open when kissing - weird

Neutral
Body overall ok. Not amazing as expected at this price - just ok
Very meaty flappy pussy lips for those that like it

Negative
Breath stank like a smelly pussy (forgot to wash my lips and mouth after so had the reek all the way home). Pussy didn't smell at all. Don't think better this way round
Very dark yellow teeth
Much older than photos with a weathered face - mid-40s. Photos looked late 20s/early 30s to me
Tits deflated and floppy B cups - didn't find out until she took her bra off - looked ok with bra ok. Nipples perked up during missionary but couldn't help thinking they looked chewed up
Adamant no CIM and help stopping OWO as afraid I would CIM even when I said I wouldn't
Same building and set up as the bedsit that Karina (see previous review) was in. Shower a dribble
Penis got tugged/milked like a cow when kissing - had to tell her to stop
Lot of chatting at the start - had to move it on
Lot of lube applied before penetration and each position change
No chance of second round - came back from bathroom, put dressing gown on and sat at the breakfast table

Should have walked when saw her (saw her before but didn't twig until I was leaving https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=297406.0). Could have been a granny but well preserved. Body soft and starting to sag but good for her age. Plenty of worse women in 20s and 30s. But balls were very blue and girls from Diva I wanted weren't available. Wrong organ made the decision

From the chat, she's Russian but spends time in Italy and now in London as expecting Middle East crowd to arrive in force. This time negative as no CIM and higher price (before borderline neutral). Wrote the above and then looked back to get the link for the old review - looks like she has a formula that does the job. Not repeating and avoid. Another shit punt. Pin the donkey might be better way to choose the next one

Booked through Diva agency, easy to arrange over telegram

Meet happened end of March and was £300/hour

https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-venus

Venus is a cute little Romanian girl, based in a decent flat near Gloucester Road. She’s young, pretty and has an insane pair of real tits that are way bigger than you’d imagine from the rest of her frame.

She’s a nice girl, if a little shy at times who has got some decent skills in the bedroom but comes across relatively inexperienced at times.

Round 1 started off with her giving me a stroke across my body, some LFK and teasing to get me hard, this didn’t take long. She then went to work with a pretty good uncovered BJ - she wanted to move to sex quite quickly after this but I wanted to carry on enjoying the oral

I went down on her for a little while which she enjoyed, got very wet, but didn’t climax. We then started the sex which was decent, I had her in missionary to begin with - those giant balloons knocking around was fun to watch and play with - honestly they’re impressively big for her small frame

I had her on top for a while and was just burying my face in her funbags. Then eventually flipper her over and finished in doggy - she definitely got into the action quite convincingly but I never felt a true connection - often the case with Rom girls I find.

We chatted for a while, as I said she’s a nice innocent young girl - around 20/21 IIRC. I’m not that old (mid thirties) but definitely felt the age gap with her which isn’t always the case with younger SPs.

We then eventually got to round two, she didn’t seem to want to give me owo again but got me hard with more teasing and a decent tug job. Strapped up again and started really going at it in missionary, this time round he seemed to really enjoy it. I was pumping away for probably 10’minutes and really going at it with speed and quite hard and she was making all the right noises, asking me to go harder and faster whenever I slowed down. Then to my surprise she started shaking and climaxing, I could feel her really tense up on my cock - and then she was like “look baby” and she was ridiculously creamy - she played with the cream for a bit and this really got me excited - so I went back to plowing her for a bit longer but alas, I couldn’t get a second pop off. Whilst I found her attractive, I don’t think I found her that sexy - maybe it was the age thing but I just didn’t click with her 100%, but she obviously must have enjoyed the 2nd round.

Probably would go back again to test out those tits again and see if I could get her to cream again but with hundreds of other girls to test, i probably won’t bother unless I’m in the area and no one else is available.

https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/fallyn/

I should note that this was my first punt ever so my frame of reference for comparison may not be the greatest.

Price
£150 for 1 hour

Comms
I had heard how good the comms were with Olina's and, as a first timer, I have to say it was super easy to book. I booked over text and they were really quick to respond. Also Fallyn was ready exactly at the agreed time, so no fuss.

Location
Once I arrived at the location they sent over text, I gave them a ring and was within the flat in a minute. The location feels safe and the flat is clean and tidy. There was one guy just hanging about which made me a bit nervous but I ignored it.

The girl
Having read the previous reviews here, I know there's quite the heated discussion about her looks. First, Fallyn is stunning! She has an hourglass shape with huge tits and a really nice ass. Does she look older than the pictures? Yes, the pictures are a bit out of date and her face is rounder. I'd say she's mid 30's. Is she chubbier than the pictures? Yes, her body is not as tight as in the pictures, but she still looks amazing. She's definitely one of those that has curves in all the right places. Can you recognise that it's the same person as in the pictures? Yes, absolutely! I saw another review saying it looked a totally different person and I don't know what they were talking about. You can very easily tell it's the same person, just with a few years added on.

There's also some debate in the other reviews on whether her tits are real or fake. Having gotten my first good grab I was sure they are natural. Towards the end, as she was giving me OWO, I grabbed them and felt a 'firmness' that made me wonder... But if I had to bet, I'd still easily say they are real. If they're not, then it's the greatest tit job in the history of tit jobs.

The only offputting thing about Fallyn physically, was that she was rocking quite a lot of hair in her upper lit (bit of a mustache). She should definitely have that sorted.

Personality wise, Fallyn is really sweet with a smiley and playful disposition. She did seem a little bit tired, but she was engaged throughout and eager to make sure I had a great time.

Her English is ok, you can carry a superficial conversation with her, but you're definitely not going to be discussing the macro-economic conditions that led to the fall of the roman empire.

The action
I was a little bit nervous when I first got there and I think Fallyn picked up on it and must have realised it was my first time with an escort.

As soon as I walked in, she asked me to take my shoes off and then proceeded to nearly kiss my face off. It was great. She then led me to the room, we handled the paperwork and did some more DFK for a minute or so. She then led me to the shower and we showered together and she made sure that I was throughouly clean whilst giving me some very nice, ego-boosting compliments (which I'm sure she parrots to everyone). Once done with the cleaning, she dropped down to her knees and gave me some OWO. Other reviewers have comments on her oral skills, and yeah... she knows how to suck a dick, that's for sure. I am slightly girthier than average and she did mention that it was tough on her jaw, but not in a 'complaney' way, and she was a trooper and gave me some excellent DT throughout, even going all the way down until I hit the back of her throat.

She stands up, wipes me and herself down, and gives me a little tap on the bum as I exit the shower which was adorable. She then leads me to the edge of the bed and gives me some more OWO while maitaining eye contact. She then started to lick/suck my balls for quite some time which I felt it was a bit of a time wasting technique (maybe to spare her jaw for a bit). I was enjoying it though and she was really going to town and at some point stopped and thanked me for being fully shaved with a big smile. She said it made oral much more enjoyable for her. I asked her if some other guys were not shaved and she gave me this eye roll lol

After a bit of this, it's time to fuck, she puts the condom on me and sits on me. She asks for a second to 'adjust' and then we're off to the races. We did cowgirl, doggy and missionary and she did every position for as long as I wanted without complaint. At some point I asked her if I could go down on her and she said it was fine. She seemed to cum at some point, but who knows how it real it was. Regardless she got really wet so she seemed to enjoy it.

For the finish I asked for CIM and she instantly moved to the position and gave me a mixture of OWO and HJ with loads of spit until I popped. She then went to get us some water and came to cuddle. We chatted for a bit about travel, future plans, etc and she's really sweet and talkative and gives little kisses in between.

She then tried to coax a 2nd round out of me but I'm a 'one and done' kind of guy so it wasn't going to happen. So she played with my dick for a bit while I played with her tits in between chatting and we both then hopped in the shower. She scrubbed me down again and gave me another little tap of the bum which made me laugh again. We said our goodbyes with a kiss and I off I went with my bottle of water and a huge smile.

Overall
Sorry if the above is really long, but overall  it was really positive and Fallyn was a really attractive lady that was eager to please. Had a great time.

My 666th post...
I would like to dedicate this one to Jesus and send him a quick message.
"I don't know why Jesus hates me but maybe it is because I stopped going to church. You keep doing things to me that I don't deserve but on reflection I am thinking maybe it is what I deserve.
Worshipping all these Latina escorts and leaving reviews like a jerk. How can you create Women like Lua, Bia, Eva, Zaya or Clara then think I would not want to punt and then blame me for skipping church on Sundays to eat some Brazilian c*nt.
Jesus, I got questions that I want answered like when is Ivy Grace going to drop her prices to £200 p/h?"

Anyway, I put this one in the BUBBLE BUTT thread and went to see her myself as I had some spare time.
https://www.adultwork.com/7736540
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/canary-wharf-e14/--exotic---brazilian---party-girl---jade---call-me-now-/325701095

Location - A frequently used apartment block for Brazilian SPs but I do not know which "agency" is operating there.
There is a porters building next to it, so best to just get the address, buzz the number quickly and get inside before nosey eyes start watching you.

Communication - Fast and responsive via whatsapp. Time and duration of appointment was booked in then off I sped to meet Scarlet.

The Girl - Pictures attached are accurate. (age 25-30) Red hair (not natural), phat beautiful ass (elite ass like gurds would say ), curvy, 5ft5(approx), natural breast, very attractive facially and nice feet for the feet lovers. She is a head turner, really good looking and the type of escort who will get repeat punters based on her appearance.

Appointment - I went for £80 for 30 minutes no extras.
I got buzzed in and took the lift. Originally I thought it was going to be a B&S but oh no baby she is real. She opened the door wearing a silk robe with underwear underneath. She ushered me into the bedroom. In this apartment there was a lot of doors which was odd but I think the room we was in used to be a living room then converted into a bedroom for business. She put some music on then started dancing for me while stripping which was excellent. She is so hot and natural it just feels so good. I strip off and then she does OW while I am spanking her ass on the bed. The sight is wonderful and her ass is crazy levels, proper elite ass.
Sex, we go through a few positions such as missionary, doggy, standing doggy in front of the mirror, spoon and cowgirl. In doggy, she was not complaining about size or speed which was good. She was asking for more which is a good sign. I came in the bag with her riding me on top and I just felt so good after.
We spoke for a bit (Portuguese) and she told me she is not here for long but she text me couple days later to say she is sticking around because "Work is good at the moment, Thank God lol"

To conclude, I would say it was a very good experience. I saw her flatmate too which was https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/canary-wharf-e14/--spicy---blonde---brazilian---party-girl---charlotte-/325675658 but think they switched the advert. She was cooking when I was leaving.
I would recommend and would return but EAS risk is high with this one.
I think some guys on the forum are regularly seeing her since I posted her link in the BUBBLE BUTT thread but they don't want to drop a review. They prefer to gatekeep her for themselves... Alright fellas

I see a thread on the SAAFE forum with escorts complaining about "things being slow at the moment"...I laugh because this babe just landed and she is cleaning up already. Maybe taking all those SAAFE girlies fluffy regulars. An escort will always be able to make money no matter the macroeconomic landscape or whether it is "Ramadan" or whatever excuses those girls come up with to make themselves feel better. No matter who is Prime minister or whether my boy D.Trump goes to jail, one thing that remains constant is men want sex 24/7 and to be honest men need it. So this girl is testament to the fact that as a prossie, if you got something that men want then you will get paid regardless whether it is half term, payday or if it is raining...

SOAJ




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