Writing this while it's fresh in my head.
Landed @ 11 (damm Ryan air checked my bag in took forever to get out.
Onto car hire. Sweet as.
Entered postcode for Airport Girl and this Vaxhall ends up taking me to some random residential area! Wtf.
Used Google maps, 20 min, despite many wrong turns got there and bang, I smack some parked focus as I turned to close. I don't speak. A word of German so looked around for help but got dirty looks, so parked up outside the landurette.
Was quite apprentice despite punting for years, walked in, 60 euros, (bittie English) she gave me a key then put a band on me. A towl. Choose your own slippers. Got changed, packed bag then walked up to the bar.
I had barley sipped my coke, then ‘ruksana’ came up to me ...hey baby..im like jeez woman I just got here, but hey ho, had a fag, then she took me into the room with 3 beds, little cock play then on with the condom, decent covered oral, then fucked her doggy. I had 3 days of cum stored, so I did not take long. She made small talk about my ethnicity, but wiped me down and off to the showers.
Bianka (Bianka) almost jumped on as soon I said down with an energy drink, kissing my ear and shit and talking to me in Turkish (had no idea what she was on about) 10 min later she took me downstairs to a private room, lock the door, then started to play with my cock while making pornstar noises, to be fair she deep throghted me a fair few times, on with the jhonny and hammered in a few positions, but the more I looked @ her the more I got turned off (¾ out of 10) she then jacked me off and I came on her titts, to her annoyance.
Off to the steam room, it's the only place your alone, then shower, it's dam slippery, back up stairs and I bump in to three Afghan lads, who think I'm Turkish (I should learn a few words) and talk to me about life in Germany etc. Bianka now turns pimp and pushes ‘julia’ ont to me, tall long face and faass...15 min later (after another energy drink) she takes me to the 2nd floor, locks the door and begins to wipe me then gives me owo, which I didn't expect, then she rode me reverse cow girl (pretty damm good) and then doggy were I shot my load, much to my suprise!
I was now spent, three shots in less then as many hours, I was recuperating @ the bar when this Bulgarian chick (honestly forgotten her name, nice rack’ish) start playing with my cock right here...but I was too knackered to jump on it, so waited for ten or so min then she took me to the room with three beds but despite getting me hard I was too fucking spent to cum so just gave up on here.
There were two more chick there, better looking, who I should have fucked first, but as a novice, I guess I got taken by the mutters first, being a non German speaking novice.
For those that have been, I get the value for money part now, and in total there was about 7 men and 6 woman. I did feel anxious going on / slightly weirder out about fucking in front of other men, but once you get into it, it's doesn't feel that weird.
Off now to meet tinder date#1 (of two) so let's see how that goes, have artemis in my sight, but for value airport Girls you cannot go wrong. May go again on the day I fly off.
Punting in london/uk seems like a fucking ball ache now compared to (if planned properly) cheap flight / 60 euros for potentially 5 fucks.
Apologies for the spelling / grammer mistakes writing this while I wait for my Turkish kebab!
