Hottest TS Donna - a two-pronged attack in St. Mary Cray, Kent

[winkywanky]

This is a TS review. If you don't like it, tough shit 

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What's with the 'two-pronged' I hear you ask? Well, this was a pincer-movement manoeuvre, executed with miltary precision by both myself and A Decent Fist. We decided we might possibly both review the meet, because in the throes of lust and filth it's quite possible that one might be a just a little single-minded and focused on one's own experience. I think it's fair to say however, that we did operate like a well-oiled machine (but thankfully without getting entangled with each other). So, here is my review!


The meet was for one hour. Didn't get much of a discount on her rate, we paid £125 each (her hourly rate is £130).

Donna: Donna is pretty hot IMO. Photos are a true depiction of the girl you'll meet, stated age of 27 I'd say correct. Beautiful, flawless, smooth skin. All over. She specifies no-one over 55, but ADF and myself both exceed that. However we're both presentable, I would say with young demeanour, good dress sense, scrub up pretty good, and don't smell of piss  . Donna presented in high heels, nice lingerie, smelling good, obviously straight out of the shower, nice hair (all her own I think, possibly extensions?) Bear the age thing in mind if considering a booking though...if you're 55+, try to be objective and consider whether you'd get away with it. If you rock up at her door and her face drops, I don't know whether you'd get turned away, but even if you didn't perhaps the service might suffer a little?

ADF and myself had met up in town and then travelled down together on the train (St. Mary Cray, nr. Orpington). A 10min walk to Donna's, and she let us in from her discreet side entrance. Donna is quietly spoken, perfect English with slight accent, obvs been here for years. Typical Trans voice, quiet and slightly 'reedy' but not at all off-putting. After a bit of easy small talk, ADF and I took turns for a quick shower. Donna's flat is bijou but modern inside, nicely furnished and well-kept.

Into the boudoir: straight into the standing kissing for me, while (I think) round the back, ADF explored Donna's derriére. Lots of groping from Donna. I was instantly hard (infact I was, straight out of the shower). A quick grope downstairs and Donna was rising to the occasion too (throughout the meet, Donna was on/off with her erection. At full mast I'd say around a cute 4", with girth to match. Smooth and suckable, but certainly not a jaw-breaker). We all seemed to fall on the bed in a natural way (if you can call two blokes and a tranny natural  ). Now you can all think what you like, and I don't care, but what amazed me was that ADF and I seemed to have no contact whatsoever throughout the whole meet. I think we barely even brushed arms or legs. At all times we were both engaged directly with Donna, but individually, generally speaking one of us dealing with either end of her. It all flowed really naturally.

I think Donna climbed astride me as I lay back. The bra came off. I think ADF got her knickers off. All a bit of a blur really. I sucked Donna's cute little cock. I think ADF was 'round the back'  .

Rather than go blow-by-blow so to speak, perhaps easier to just go over the highlights...Donna on all-fours, me licking out her smooth and cute arse, and sucking her tiny little balls while wanking her from behind, while she sucked off ADF. Donna groaning and moaning with ecstasy. Putting on a condom (she had plenty, just as well) and easing into her tight arse and fucking her slowly in doggy.

ADF laying on his back, fucking Donna CG...I stood up on the bed (good, sturdy bed by the way ) with my feet either side of ADF's head and the palms of my hands on the ceiling for stability while Donna sucked me off. I made sure she licked and sucked my balls, and she greedily (but very gently) devoured them. Then I turned around and offered her my arse. She was all over it with her tongue which had me gasping with pleasure  .

Although Donna's erection was sporadic, I think she did penetrate ADF briefly?

I think the only position neither ADF nor I adopted, was fucking Donna in missionary. Thinking about it, this wouldn't really have worked because Donna is so pretty and kissable that this would exclude the other chap. But if you were solo with Donna, this would be very nice.

I fucked her CG too. ADF was 'doing stuff round the back' I think. You'll have to ask him! 

One thing we didn't do, and I had beforehand joked with ADF that we ought to, was a ADF/Donna/me train...ie, Donna fucking ADF from behind, and me fucking Donna. Damn!

About 50mins in, I became aware that ADF had cum while fucking Donna. I then fucked Donna really hard from behind, determined to make her cum (I think ADF may have been simultaneously wanking/sucking her off?) Sounded like she got quite close, but sadly, no cigar. After a couple of minutes of this (and with all the preceding very nice filth) I was getting near the vinegar strokes. But I wanted to cum in Donna's mouth, so I whipped out my cock, ripped off the condom and Donna immediately span around and offered up her eager mouth as I wanked hard. I came like a fucking train - for a very long time - and I think quite noisily  . Donna put her index finger up to her lips to indicate that her neighbours might be in. If they were and they'd heard, they might have considered calling the RSPCA emergency animal abuse line  .

No awkwardness after, we all had a nice chat and a laugh, ADF and I both had a quick recovery shower and then we were on our way. We were probably in the flat for around 70mins total.

Throughout the meet, kissing from Donna was full-on DFK, lots of stroking and generally real stuff. All oral from Donna was lovely, slobbery OWO.

Certainly from my POV, Donna is highly recommended  .


Finally: many thanks to ADF for approaching me via message here, with a plan to meet a WG, be it a MMF or a MMTS. We initially had in mind Red Kitten but she seems to have gone off the radar a little. We were going to take her to a TS club, perhaps get a bit naughty, and then go back to hers. In the end we settled on Donna, but the two of us met up at the club anyway to watch the TS world go by (I think ADF got a cheeky blowjob in a dark corner) and then we got the train down to Donna. It worked out very well IMO, and I think we both enjoyed immensely (certainly, I did).

[finn5555]

Nice review  not really my cup of tea but sounds like you guys had a blast!

[winkywanky]

Cheers Finn, too fucking right! 

[Dashing]

Great review  - and great session  !

[A Decent Fist]

Don't think it's worth creating my own separate review because WW has covered it so comprehensively, so I'll just add a few notes here.

Never had an MMTS punt before. I've had quite a few MMFs over the years but usually with an escort couple, and that's a very different dynamic.

Interesting seeing another punter in action at close hand. WW is is much more vigorous and pro-active than me and I think Donna appreciated that. She certainly liked the pounding he gave her and the huge and prolongued noise he made while climaxing sounded like a wild boar in battle!

This was in the fourth time I'd seen Donna, though the last time was at least nine months ago. I think she may be slightly more slender than she was before, which for me is a positive. She really does look sensational.

On each of my solo missions she did manage to penetrate me and we had a fully versatile session. Not this time.

It must have looked to WW like she got up my tailpipe but in fact she wasn't hard enough and (just as a recent reviewer reported) all she was doing was running her cock up and down my crevice. Not a big deal given everything else that was going on.

I didn't get the rimming and ball-sucking treatment from Donna like WW but I'm pretty sure that was because he's shaved and I'm not.  And I didn't in fact cum while she was riding me cowgirl.

Sadly, my own flagpole never got back up to full mast after that. In the end Donna, wanked me to a climax while WW was ramming her from behind and I was lying underneath with her cock in my mouth.

When I realised an orgasm was imminent I tried to get her to stop because I wanted to try doggie as well, or at least cum in her mouth, but my own gob was full and she didn't understand my signals – so it was quite a surprise to her when a huge spurt splatted out on to my belly. My one cry of pleasure was a bit muffled, for obvious reasons.

All in all it was a fabulously filthy session and I also got a bit of action sucking and mutual wanking from two TVs at Sweet Wednesday earlier, though I took care not to cum. There were some fabulous looking TVs and TS girls there last night – well above the average on my previous visits. But it seems to be a rule that the more gorgeous and convincing the girl, the less inclined she is to play with all and sundry. Life ain't fair...

[Fuzzyduck]

This is a TS review. If you don't like it, tough shit 

Please tell me you meant to do this.

Great work, fellas. Not for me either and I was conflicted when I read it, but glad you had a good time.

[winkywanky]

Please tell me you meant to do this.

Great work, fellas. Not for me either and I was conflicted when I read it, but glad you had a good time.

No I didn't mean that, I'm not that clever! 

Thanks Fuzzy 

[mh]

I think ADF got her knickers off.

I think you should have said at the start of the review that your brother in arms here was actually a wannabe sister... 

I've been to parties and double-teamed many a girl, so I don't think it makes much difference for it to be a TS provider rather than an F provider with respect to the MM side of the MMF vs MMTS arrangement. Other than the extra cock in the room of course... 

Apart from a party scenario I've never done an MM-anything with a single fellow punter and it seems too "personal" for me to get my rocks off in that environment. But I'd never say never to anything to do with sex, I am constantly amazed at a human's ability (males especially) to be turned on by anything from the utterly mundane to the truly bizarre.

Well done on pushing the boundaries! 

[winkywanky]

Don't think it's worth creating my own separate review because WW has covered it so comprehensively, so I'll just add a few notes here.

Interesting seeing another punter in action at close hand. WW is is much more vigorous and pro-active than me and I think Donna appreciated that. She certainly liked the pounding he gave her and the huge and prolongued noise he made while climaxing sounded like a wild boar in battle!

It must have looked to WW like she got up my tailpipe but in fact she wasn't hard enough Not a big deal given everything else that was going on.

I didn't get the rimming and ball-sucking treatment from Donna like WW but I'm pretty sure that was because he's shaved and I'm not.  And I didn't in fact cum while she was riding me cowgirl.

All in all it was a fabulously filthy session

Good to hear your side of things ADF, and thanks for the clarification  .

I've been accused several times of being a bore, but never a boar 

Apologies ADF, I thought she'd managed to get inside you briefly  . And a shame that you didn't cum inside her as you had wanted. However, I would certainly recommend shaving cock & balls, as well as general deforestation of the rear end - then a nice sloppy rimming is on the cards, and very enjoyable IMO 

You're bang on correct about it being a filthy session though, and I'm glad you enjoyed too 

[winkywanky]

I think you should have said at the start of the review that your brother in arms here was actually a wannabe sister... 

I've been to parties and double-teamed many a girl, so I don't think it makes much difference for it to be a TS provider rather than an F provider with respect to the MM side of the MMF vs MMTS arrangement. Other than the extra cock in the room of course... 

Apart from a party scenario I've never done an MM-anything with a single fellow punter and it seems too "personal" for me to get my rocks off in that environment. But I'd never say never to anything to do with sex, I am constantly amazed at a human's ability (males especially) to be turned on by anything from the utterly mundane to the truly bizarre.

Well done on pushing the boundaries! 

Well, the 'wannabe sister' thing is something that ADF has spoken about here before (so I'm sure he doesn't mind you mentioning) but that was irrelevant to this meet, despite us visiting the TS club earlier. I'll be frank (no pun intended!!  ) and say that that would possibly have made me feel a little uncomfortable, had that been the case at any point in the day. I guess because we were two 'buddies in crime'? But it was never on the agenda, nor even mentioned during our setting up of the punt. But whatever turns us on is what counts! 

[mh]

Well, the 'wannabe sister' thing is something that ADF has spoken about here before (so I'm sure he doesn't mind you mentioning) but that was irrelevant to this meet, despite us visiting the TS club earlier. I'll be frank (no pun intended!!  ) and say that that would possibly have made me feel a little uncomfortable, had that been the case at any point in the day. I guess because we were two 'buddies in crime'? But it was never on the agenda, nor even mentioned during our setting up of the punt. But whatever turns us on is what counts! 

Sorry, perhaps my little joke was a bit too little - I was only referring to:

I think ADF got her knickers off.

I'm sure ADF's knickers are very manly and he's not going by the name External Link/Members Only of an evening.

[winkywanky]

I don't think he drinks Cherry Cola either 

[sparktj]

Outstanding reviews gentlemen.  Very much up my alley too, she's gorgeous.  So much more enjoyable when a pretty TS is versatile.

[winkywanky]

Up your alley, love it! 

[Fuzzyduck]

Up your alley, love it! 

To my shame I giggled at that, too.

[sparktj]

Pun intended, glad it got spotted!

[Global_Punter]

Nice review  not really my cup of tea but sounds like you guys had a blast!

Thats the most polite comment you've posted on this forum @finn5555

[finn5555]

Thats the most polite comment you've posted on this forum @finn5555

That’s because I’m not replying to some dickhead   

[Global_Punter]

That’s because I’m not replying to some dickhead   

Your annoying as your profile avatar, kindly do one mate..

[finn5555]

Your annoying as your profile avatar, kindly do one mate..

Don’t get upset if you don’t like what I post just block me 

[Global_Punter]

Don’t get upset if you don’t like what I post just block me 

Your just another TWAT on this forum, I'm not looking to hijack the thread.

[Fuzzyduck]

Your just another TWAT on this forum, I'm not looking to hijack the thread.

Oh the irony. You picked the fight on this thread, mate.

[Global_Punter]

Oh the irony. You picked the fight on this thread, mate.

Haha, that's why I hanged my gloves - I made my point.

back to topic now, the thread is not about me.

[A Decent Fist]

I'm sure ADF's knickers are very manly

Too right. Mid-blue M&S Y-fronts for the most part. Never did get the hang of those new-fangled boxer shorts.*

(My very occasional cross-dressing alter-ego has some racy lacy split-crotch panties, but I'm moving inexorably towards killing her off as a failed experiment)

*Veering wildly off-topic (already a feature of this thread), can anyone explain to me why young men when they go for a piss at a urinal often undo their belt and unbutton their strides as well as their fly and let the whole thing flap out on either side while they water the horses? Why don't they just pull their dick out of their fly like a proper person?

I've sometimes been on the point of asking when one of them is pissing in the next pot to me, but some twat would probably think I was coming on to him. Someone must know.

[winkywanky]

Too right. Mid-blue M&S Y-fronts for the most part. Never did get the hang of those new-fangled boxer shorts.*

Bit of luck I had black M&S ones on, there could have been a mix-up! 

[Fuzzyduck]

*Veering wildly off-topic (already a feature of this thread), can anyone explain to me why young men when they go for a piss at a urinal often undo their belt and unbutton their strides as well as their fly and let the whole thing flap out on either side while they water the horses? Why don't they just pull their dick out of their fly like a proper person?

Well, with the way the young chaps wear their trousers these days, the fly sits so far below below their balls that I'm surprised they can't just piss over the top without undoing anything. Or perhaps they are so used to elasticated chav pants and tracksuit bottoms that they don't understand how trousers work?

I have wondered the same as you, and assumed it was combo of the trends towards low rise, slim fit and flat front (unpleated) trousers - there's fuck all room in there to get your hand in to unfurl the junk. I've also assumed that these are the same cunts who can't be bothered to lift up the toilet seat in a trap and piss all over it.

[Fuzzyduck]

Bit of luck I had black M&S ones on, there could have been a mix-up! 

You both went with M&S punting pants? What an opportunity for the retailer to position its underwear as THE gear to go whoring in.

[winkywanky]

Well yes, M&S need all the help they can get! 

[mh]

Your annoying as your profile avatar, kindly do one mate..

I sense a history here, because if not then that's some weird sudden escalation...

[finn5555]

I sense a history here, because if not then that's some weird sudden escalation...

Let’s leave it and not derail the thread, anyway discussions on M&S punting pants is far more interesting 

[Fuzzyduck]

... anyway discussions on M&S punting pants is far more interesting 

It's clearly where I'm going wrong: I don't have any M&S pants. And I thought the open-mouthed aghast looks I get was because of my bulge, but perhaps the off-white baggy, ribbed jockey y-fronts aren't the cutting edge anymore.

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Good review WW, do you think she ever tours ?

[winkywanky]

Let’s leave it and not derail the thread, anyway discussions on M&S punting pants is far more interesting 

Yes, let's keep it brief, and not get our knickers in a twist, we don't want any slip ups 

[winkywanky]

It's clearly where I'm going wrong: I don't have any M&S pants. And I thought the open-mouthed aghast looks I get was because of my bulge, but perhaps the off-white baggy, ribbed jockey y-fronts aren't the cutting edge anymore.

Yes, you need to swing your pants 

[winkywanky]

Good review WW, do you think she ever tours ?

Dunno mate, message her to enquire 

[finn5555]

Yes, let's keep it brief, and not get our knickers in a twist, we don't want any slip ups 

Boom Boom 

[Chorley]

You dirty fuckers.

[A Decent Fist]

You dirty fuckers.

Guilty as charged. 

By the way, I can’t see that phrase without thinking of Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols hurling it at Bill Grundy on a teatime TV show in 1977:

YOU DIRTY FAAKKKER!!

[winkywanky]

Guilty as charged. 

By the way, I can’t see that phrase without thinking of Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols hurling it at Bill Grundy on a teatime TV show in 1977:

YOU DIRTY FAAKKKER!!

I remember that well. All the family were sitting down having tea, and when that came on my dad wanted to throw a brick through the TV screen! 

[winkywanky]

...and Bill Grundy was pretty well never seen again after that, AFAIK!

Silly old sod was pissed, and goaded them. Reggie Bosanquet too, another pisshead. Although with a lot more decorum than Mr. Grundy.

[winkywanky]

You dirty fuckers.

Loved. Every. Fucking. Minute  .

[winkywanky]

Sadly, I'm spaffing pretty well just a dribble currently, as I recover from my op.

But fuck me, the sensations are fully back! 

[A Decent Fist]

I remember that well. All the family were sitting down having tea, and when that came on my dad wanted to throw a brick through the TV screen! 

He wasn't a lorry driver called Jason, was he?

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[winkywanky]

He wasn't a lorry driver called Jason, was he?

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No! 

Interesting piece! Grundy was indeed a pisshead, but a high-functioning pisshead. Certainly he wasn't drunk by his own standards, but almost certainly wouldn't have passed a modern breathalyser test. Probably more to do with his arrogance though. I don't even need to see that clip to know that Johny Rotten said the word 'shit' under his breath, which would have gone almost unnoticed had Grundy not got him to say it again, out loud, like a schoolmaster admonishing a naughty boy in class. Right after that there was something involving the very lovely Siouxsie Sioux where seemingly given the green light, Steve Jones called Grundy a dirty old fucker for looking at her (as indeed, any dirty old fucker would!) Again, this was the result of Grundy winding them up.

This is very interesting though:

Today’s overall boss Tom Steel reveals that after the show ended the group were led back down to the Green Room. While the Pistols were there, the memo reveals, harassed workers on the programme were receiving so many calls of complaint from viewers that they couldn’t answer them all.

Comically, the 12-line telephone system automatically diverted any unanswered calls to… the Green Room. The file indicates that a producer on the programme, named as Martin Lucas, ignored instructions to remain in the room with the Pistols, and left them and their posse – which included Sue Catwoman and some of the Bromley contingent, one of whom was Siouxsie Sioux – alone with the ringing phones. The result? The group started answering the phones and dishing out even more abuse.

So the Sex Pistols ended up fielding all the calls of complaint by irate viewers, with all the ensuing hilarity that would have entailed!! 

[Colston36]

How interesting. A lady I see is keen to have a trio with a TS; I am bloody old as you know. D'you think there'd be any chance?

[A Decent Fist]

How interesting. A lady I see is keen to have a trio with a TS; I am bloody old as you know. D'you think there'd be any chance?

I put this option to Donna last year when Insatiable Charlotte in Croydon expressed the same interest. Donna seemed reluctant (she has no sexual interest in women) but didn't rule it out. When I reported back to Charlotte, however, there was only a deafening silence.

Donna is actually serious about her upper age limit of 55 (except for acceptable previous clients like me, and guys like WW who look much younger than they are). When I asked her why she said that old guys were by far the most demanding and too many of them treated her like an object, saying "Do this, do that" all the time.

I expressed my surprise at this and said I'd always imagined younger studs were more that way inclined. Not at all, she told me, clients in their 20s were by far the least difficult.

Another factor: perhaps a lady who wants a TS threesome might prefer someone with a larger endowment who can be relied upon to fuck her, in which case Donna is not the best option.

Please let us know who your lady is (privately if necessary) because WW and I are looking for an M/M/F/TS liaison and we're aiming to identify the TS first. Maybe this could work out nicely for both parties.

[Xtro]

Utterly Disgusting.

Dirty Vile Filth.

Yuk, Yuk Fucking Yuk..... The pair of You!!!

Why the fuck didn't you invite me?   

Mr. Wanky. you stud, may I commend you Sir on the excellent picture you paint here. 
I've not yet experienced such a girl, but reading your account has mentally thrust me forward another step or 2 towards wanting to succumb to such a vice.

I'm glad to see that you are (obviously) recoverying well from your medical matters.

Well done too ADF for your input. 

Bravo gents.   

[Hugeadmirer]

How interesting. A lady I see is keen to have a trio with a TS; I am bloody old as you know. D'you think there'd be any chance?

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[winkywanky]

How interesting. A lady I see is keen to have a trio with a TS; I am bloody old as you know. D'you think there'd be any chance?

Why on earth not?

[winkywanky]

Donna is actually serious about her upper age limit of 55 (except for acceptable previous clients like me, and guys like WW who look much younger than they are). When I asked her why she said that old guys were by far the most demanding and too many of them treated her like an object, saying "Do this, do that" all the time.

I expressed my surprise at this and said I'd always imagined younger studs were more that way inclined. Not at all, she told me, clients in their 20s were by far the least difficult.

Please let us know who your lady is (privately if necessary) because WW and I are looking for an M/M/F/TS liaison and we're aiming to identify the TS first. Maybe this could work out nicely for both parties.

Wow, I had no idea that might be the case! And certainly that applied to neither of us ADF. All flowed beautifully, was my perception.

Yes Colston, do tell!