Why is it so hard to find a good sensual massage

[lazydog87]

I used to know of 2 great girls that would provide the perfect combination of Swedish/deep tissue/ Lomi lomi massage with hot massage oil combined with sensual massage through out. The finally would be amazing as they would build you up through the hour. Now i just come across a feeble attempt at massage the same feeling as receiving a limp handshake followed by a supersonic hand job. 

anybody know of a good place ideally with a massage table?

[LLPunting]

You see that zero review count under your username to the left of your posts?...

[pepsicolaboy]

Have you tried reading any posts on UKpunting? some good info on there

 

[Fuzzyduck]

My reply to OP's last request for info still resonates IMO.

Perhaps you could make it a New Year's resolution to contribute more to the site? Otherwise, fuck off. Kindly.

[kaj314]

My reply to OP's last request for info still resonates IMO.

He is called lazydog...

[Fuzzyduck]

He is called lazydog...

Indeed, as bhudda has mentioned before.

My what an appropriate name you have mr dog

[MassageBloke]

I used to know of 2 great girls that would provide the perfect combination of Swedish/deep tissue/ Lomi lomi massage with hot massage oil combined with sensual massage through out. The finally would be amazing as they would build you up through the hour. Now i just come across a feeble attempt at massage the same feeling as receiving a limp handshake followed by a supersonic hand job. 

anybody know of a good place ideally with a massage table?

Reveal the 2 ladies then? Unless it's your mum and sister. On second thoughts, that would be ok as well.

[bhudda]

Indeed, as bhudda has mentioned before.

I was just going to ignore his latest request cos he never seems to get the message ... but i share the general sentiments.

[lazydog87]

they were called Alena and katrina and both worked in bayswater but this was a long time ago now

[Wankingdead]

I used to know of 2 great girls that would provide the perfect combination of Swedish/deep tissue/ Lomi lomi massage with hot massage oil combined with sensual massage through out. The finally would be amazing as they would build you up through the hour. Now i just come across a feeble attempt at massage the same feeling as receiving a limp handshake followed by a supersonic hand job. 

anybody know of a good place ideally with a massage table?

I know a lot of excellent masseuses but I am not going to tell you.

[Jonestown]

they were called Alena and katrina and both worked in bayswater but this was a long time ago now

What, Alena on the Hallfield estate, wasn't Katrina her chubbster protege ?

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Leave some reviews 1st then starting asking your questions or risk being told to fuck off  Hope this helps with the etiquette here 

[Chorley]

Why is it so hard for you to post reviews OP?

[Xtro]

Why is it so hard for you to post reviews OP?

Because he's a troll. He only posts this shit knowing he'll get a reaction even though he's been advised/gently pushed in the right direction previously.

[sparkus]

More to the point, it isn't hard at all.

[lazydog87]

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this was some of the masseuses in Paddington