Help! Police in brothel im in right now!

[Essex3]

Stuck in a undercover brothel and police came interviewing madame.  Stuck in the room with prossie right at the moment!

Can I get done if they decide to check whole property and find me!?

Shitting bricks

[badsin]

Get dressed 

[Abs]

My understanding is that it isn’t illegal to visit a brothel as long as there’s no trafficking going on, just illegal to be running one

Although that might be different at the moment given restrictions due to Covid

[Rochelle]

 
Sorry to laugh but it's bloody hilarious.

[daviemac]

Stuck in a undercover brothel and police came interviewing madame.  Stuck in the room with prossie right at the moment!

Can I get done if they decide to check whole property and find me!?

Shitting bricks

How much more are you getting charged.   

If they are underage, trafficked or coerced, then you can get done whether you are aware or not. If they aren't then you are doing nothing illegal. 

[Home Alone]

Although that might be different at the moment given restrictions due to Covid

If the Old Bill try to make an issue of Covid, swear blind that you and the girl are in a Support bubble!

[Blackpool Rock]

If the Old Bill try to make an issue of Covid, swear blind that you and the girl are in a Support bubble!

Or give a false name and address -
Mr D. Cummings of Barnard Castle 
If they want to know why you are there just tell them you didn't realise where you were and ended up in a tarts bedroom after going for a walk to test your eyesight 

Anyway the OP is offline now so wonder how it went, where's the popcorn 

[CheeseBoard]

Get dressed and switch roles with the SP.  Get her on the bed in her underwear and put a towel over her ass. If the police come in tell them you are a masseur and giving her a massage and that you are not being coerced or underage .
 

[scutty brown]

Tell them you're checking out the plumbing - looking for the cause of banging sounds from the pipes

[johnny34]

Stuck in a undercover brothel and police came interviewing madame.  Stuck in the room with prossie right at the moment!

Can I get done if they decide to check whole property and find me!?

Shitting bricks

Ess exsstra bbe 

[Lfc4life]

Tell them you're checking out the plumbing - looking for the cause of banging sounds from the pipes

 

[myothernameis]

Stuck in a undercover brothel and police came interviewing madame.  Stuck in the room with prossie right at the moment!

Can I get done if they decide to check whole property and find me!?

Shitting bricks

Did you know the tv crew were outside recording this, possibly not the house you were in, but another house, many places today's seemingly raided by the police

[oap69]

Tell them you're checking out the plumbing - looking for the cause of banging sounds from the pipes

Perhaps they heard banging sounds from the bed !   

[Foxtail17]

Sorry to laugh but it's bloody hilarious.

I almost pissed myself too. Coppers in the building and the first reaction is to post on here? Sheep? Pig? Nah, smells like Bullshit to me.

[Drexl Spivey]

I almost pissed myself too. Coppers in the building and the first reaction is to post on here? Sheep? Pig? Nah, smells like Bullshit to me.

snap!!! i want an update tho if it is true 

[pbrown355]

I have been in exactly that position. When it happened many thoughts went through my mind, none of them good.
What never went through my mind was to post on here for help or advice. Sorry for not thinking of you.

[Blackpool Rock]

snap!!! i want an update tho if it is true 

Yeah the OP really needs to come back with an update especially as he logged on again but didn't post

[ArchBacon]

I almost pissed myself too. Coppers in the building and the first reaction is to post on here? Sheep? Pig? Nah, smells like Bullshit to me.

Not only that, but having the presence of mind to post it in the regional forum too 

[Essex3]

I was absolutely sitting it. The madame walked in while I was in the middle of ramming the girl and goes quickly finish the police are here and stay in the room and be quiet! Lol.

But it was 2 female coppers and were checking details of women working there and asking the madame questions about trafficking and ages. I was listening through the gap of the door dully clothed at this point. Quickest I have ever got dressed in my life.

Eventually they gave info about sex work to the girls and someone to contact if they have issues. They 3 women were laughing at me when I went downstairs and I was too scared to go out the front door so pegged it out the back door lol.

[Punterperson1971]

I was absolutely sitting it. The madame walked in while I was in the middle of ramming the girl and goes quickly finish the police are here and stay in the room and be quiet! Lol.

But it was 2 female coppers and were checking details of women working there and asking the madame questions about trafficking and ages. I was listening through the gap of the door dully clothed at this point. Quickest I have ever got dressed in my life.

Eventually they gave info about sex work to the girls and someone to contact if they have issues. They 3 women were laughing at me when I went downstairs and I was too scared to go out the front door so pegged it out the back door lol.

Good job it was today not like other day when that guy got caught escaping naked and running away at least you were dressed

[scutty brown]

Did they have furry handcuffs?

[TomTank]

I was surprised at how calm I was when this happened to me in a parlour.
Receptionist shouted up the stairs we're being raided, so I got dressed and just sat on the floor waiting.
After about 5 minutes the receptionist knocked on the door and asked the girl to come and talk to the police.

A traveller was with the girl in the other room, and he grabbed his clothes and jumped out of the window onto the roof in his undies.
Turns out a girl who had been sacked a few days previously had told the police they had under-age trafficked girls working and living in the attic. The police (10 of them) asked the 2 girls for ID, had a look in the attic, and left.

Got my clothes off and finished my session, thinking of the traveller who's wasted his money 

[Blackpool Rock]

I was absolutely sitting it. The madame walked in while I was in the middle of ramming the girl and goes quickly finish the police are here and stay in the room and be quiet! Lol.

But it was 2 female coppers and were checking details of women working there and asking the madame questions about trafficking and ages. I was listening through the gap of the door dully clothed at this point. Quickest I have ever got dressed in my life.

Eventually they gave info about sex work to the girls and someone to contact if they have issues. They 3 women were laughing at me when I went downstairs and I was too scared to go out the front door so pegged it out the back door lol.

So did you actually "Finish Finish" or just Finish   

[bhudda]

So did you actually "Finish Finish" or just Finish   

I nearly asked the same question ... did the cops have to wait to speak to the lass till you came on her tits?

[Decadent Hobby]

A similar thing happened to me a few years ago when I was punting Hot Horny Tina (sadly retired now).
She did the usual thing of pouncing on me the moment I walked in and we had a serious make out session before I finally managed to fight myself to the bathroom for the shower. Once I was in there, there was a knock on the front door and Tina spent a good five minutes (the longest of my life) answering questions and trying to get the person to go away.

To this day, I don’t know whether it was the police, her landlord or a disgruntled neighbour. The flat was couple of stories up and the bathroom had no windows. Apart from the front door, there was no escape.

The story had a happy ending though: the person went away and Tina, very apologetic about the whole situation, made sure she went that extra mile to pull out all the stops for the meet. Still one of my favourite wg to this day,

[winkywanky]

I was absolutely sitting it. The madame walked in while I was in the middle of ramming the girl and goes quickly finish the police are here and stay in the room and be quiet! Lol.

But it was 2 female coppers and were checking details of women working there and asking the madame questions about trafficking and ages. I was listening through the gap of the door dully clothed at this point. Quickest I have ever got dressed in my life.

Eventually they gave info about sex work to the girls and someone to contact if they have issues. They 3 women were laughing at me when I went downstairs and I was too scared to go out the front door so pegged it out the back door lol.

Some brilliant replies in this thread! 

Glad you're OK, OP.

I guess, just think yourself lucky it wasn't the two WPCs who opened the door while your arse was going up and down on top of the WG in question   

I'm thinking of how the 'conversation' might have gone from that point onwards...

"You are under arrest on suspicion of having sex with a coerced/trafficked WG. You do not have to stop fucking her, but it may harm your defence if you do not put your trousers on immediately when requested to do so. Anything left in the condom may be given in evidence." 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I wonder do any WPC's do a bit of escort work on the side:?...

[GingerNuts]

I wonder do any WPC's do a bit of escort work on the side:?...

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

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Might have done alright, but using the police national computer to check other girls for her pimp:?.. Silly Bint!

[Blackpool Rock]

I wonder do any WPC's do a bit of escort work on the side:?...

I punted a girl about 6 years ago who said one of her customers was a copper and actually used to turn up in a marked traffic car and uniform.

I can't be sure but I also think I know of the actual copper who got sacked for various episodes of inappropriate behaviour with both colleagues and members of the public who complained, it was in the local rag a few years back

[Harry Monk]

I was visiting a house in Uxbridge years ago and was just about to get started with WG when the feds came in.
I gave my correct details when asked , just told not to be caught there again. One of the WGs got taken away cause she gave false details apparently.

I had handed the dosh over already so went back after work after checking the dust had settled to do the deed, I had money on account as I saw it and she was obliging so 

[Rochelle]

Might have done alright, but using the police national computer to check other girls for her pimp:?.. Silly Bint!

Exactly, one of the stupidest things she could have done. Why tell the pimp she's a cop in the first place?
 

[Londonpunter30]

I was visiting a house in Uxbridge years ago and was just about to get started with WG when the feds came in.
I gave my correct details when asked , just told not to be caught there again. One of the WGs got taken away cause she gave false details apparently.

I had handed the dosh over already so went back after work after checking the dust had settled to do the deed, I had money on account as I saw it and she was obliging so 

I doubt “the feds” would turn up in Uxbridge.  Why would a US agency be involved in a raid in the UK 

[Home Alone]

I was visiting a house in Uxbridge years ago and was just about to get started with WG when the feds came in.
I gave my correct details when asked , just told not to be caught there again. One of the WGs got taken away cause she gave false details apparently.

I had handed the dosh over already so went back after work after checking the dust had settled to do the deed, I had money on account as I saw it and she was obliging so 

Londonpunter30's right, though, isn't he, Harry? It wasn't really 'the feds', was it? It was the 'boys in blue', even if they were in plain clothes. 

Actually as I scrolled down this thread, the thing that caught my eye was the way they were using their status to kind-of bully you, as highlighted above. You were, of course, in no real position to argue with them; but what right had they to tell you not to be caught there again? You weren't committing any offence, unless you were seeing a woman you knew, or had reason to believe, to be trafficked.

But obviously, this policeman had the upper hand and could make the most of that by giving you that warning. The b'stard!

[winkywanky]

I was visiting a house in Uxbridge years ago and was just about to get started with WG when the feds came in.
I gave my correct details when asked , just told not to be caught there again. One of the WGs got taken away cause she gave false details apparently.

I had handed the dosh over already so went back after work after checking the dust had settled to do the deed, I had money on account as I saw it and she was obliging so 

Surely you mean da Fedz? 

And you were lucky, you might have been subject to extraordinary rendition 

[Doc Holliday]

I gave my correct details when asked , just told not to be caught there again. One of the WGs got taken away cause she gave false details apparently.

That is one of the peculiarities of the legal situation. You are under no obligation to give the Police your name and address if they ask for it (including stop and search) and it is not an offence to refuse to give it. However it can be an offence to give a false name and address.

[winkywanky]

That is one of the peculiarities of the legal situation. You are under no obligation to give the Police your name and address if they ask for it (including stop and search) and it is not an offence to refuse to give it. However it can be an offence to give a false name and address.

Presumably if you did that, you'd be taken down the Nick?

Unless you decided to resist arrest, and we all know how that can end    .

[Doc Holliday]

Presumably if you did that, you'd be taken down the Nick?

You cannot stop them searching you but you do not have to give your name. Of course refusal to do so may mean they detain you for longer at the scene. They can only take you to the nick though if they arrest you as a result of the search not for refusing to give your name which is not an offence. In actual fact even if arrested it is still not an offence to refuse to give your name (although bizarrely you do have to give your nationality) It only becomes an offence if you refuse to give your name when you appear in court.

I should stress this is the legal situation and not necessarily the best course of action 

That said if you were caught up in a raid you should refuse to give any details, but in doing so remain calm and avoid any confrontation. They may ask you to go to the station to give a statement which you should also refuse. At that point they will almost certainly let you go. In the unlikely event you are arrested and taken to the station, you should ask for a solicitor at the earliest opportunity.

[winkywanky]

You cannot stop them searching you but you do not have to give your name. Of course refusal to do so may mean they detain you for longer at the scene. They can only take you to the nick though if they arrest you as a result of the search not for refusing to give your name which is not an offence. In actual fact even if arrested it is still not an offence to refuse to give your name (although bizarrely you do have to give your nationality) It only becomes an offence if you refuse to give your name when you appear in court.

I should stress this is the legal situation and not necessarily the best course of action 

That said if you were caught up in a raid you should refuse to give any details, but in doing so remain calm and avoid any confrontation. They may ask you to go to the station to give a statement which you should also refuse. At that point they will almost certainly let you go. In the unlikely event you are arrested and taken to the station, you should ask for a solicitor at the earliest opportunity.

...I'm not going to ask you how or why you know so much about this Doc  .

But good info, and worth knowing  .

[winkywanky]

Basically, what you're suggesting is that they won't take you down the Nick unless they want to arrest you.

And that would involve lots of paperwork, so unless you'd been a complete dick they probably wouldn't bother?

[Buttons]

Surely you mean da Fedz? 

And you were lucky, you might have been subject to extraordinary rendition 

Sorry, I’m confused now. If they were da Fedz, who’s da Babylon??? 

[winkywanky]

Babies in Nylons?

[datwabbit]

Did they have furry handcuffs?

Imagine if he got that wrong. Genuine copper turns up and he thinks she's a prossie into dressing up.

[datwabbit]

You cannot stop them searching you but you do not have to give your name. Of course refusal to do so may mean they detain you for longer at the scene. They can only take you to the nick though if they arrest you as a result of the search not for refusing to give your name which is not an offence. In actual fact even if arrested it is still not an offence to refuse to give your name (although bizarrely you do have to give your nationality) It only becomes an offence if you refuse to give your name when you appear in court.

I should stress this is the legal situation and not necessarily the best course of action 

That said if you were caught up in a raid you should refuse to give any details, but in doing so remain calm and avoid any confrontation. They may ask you to go to the station to give a statement which you should also refuse. At that point they will almost certainly let you go. In the unlikely event you are arrested and taken to the station, you should ask for a solicitor at the earliest opportunity.

Great advice but what if he doesn't get to read it because they've taken his phone?

[daviemac]

That said if you were caught up in a raid you should refuse to give any details, but in doing so remain calm and avoid any confrontation. They may ask you to go to the station to give a statement which you should also refuse. At that point they will almost certainly let you go. In the unlikely event you are arrested and taken to the station, you should ask for a solicitor at the earliest opportunity.

Are you actually being serious saying that. I can just see how that would turn out. maybe people should check for themselves as I believe you to be totally wrong.

The raid was in a brothel and they were checking to see if there were any underage, coerced or trafficked women. had the found any then the punter has committed an offence, that gives them a reason to arrest you while they fully investigate especially if you fail to give your name.

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[winkywanky]

Are you actually being serious saying that. I can just see how that would turn out. maybe people should check for themselves as I believe you to be totally wrong.

The raid was in a brothel and they were checking to see if there were any underage, coerced or trafficked women. had the found any then the punter has committed an offence, that gives them a reason to arrest you while they fully investigate especially if you fail to give your name.

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I guess if they intended to arrest you (on suspicion of that), they'd just arrest you in any case?

So in a way, you'd be calling their bluff by not offering your details?

By the way, personally I'd just shit myself and cave in, because I was always taught to be afraid of coppers. If only the youngsters of today had the same attitude  .

[daviemac]

I guess if they intended to arrest you (on suspicion of that), they'd just arrest you in any case?

So in a way, you'd be calling their bluff by not offering your details?

By the way, personally I'd just shit myself and cave in, because I was always taught to be afraid of coppers. If only the youngsters of today had the same attitude  .

To be honest I've never understood the attitude that "you don't have to give your name so you shouldn't". If I've done nothing wrong then why should I be awkward. Let then get on with the job they are doing without wasting time on funny fuckers trying to clever, I think you'll find you'll get out of the place a lot quicker.

[Harry Monk]

I doubt “the feds” would turn up in Uxbridge.  Why would a US agency be involved in a raid in the UK 

Thought it was a common vernacular but suppose I could be wrong, nonetheless I think you know what I meant....forgive my inaccurate wording if it matters that much 

[Doc Holliday]

To be honest I've never understood the attitude that "you don't have to give your name so you shouldn't". If I've done nothing wrong then why should I be awkward. Let then get on with the job they are doing without wasting time on funny fuckers trying to clever, I think you'll find you'll get out of the place a lot quicker.

Yes you are absolutely right Davie. What I should have said is "what I would do" and not "what others should do". What I would do is based on legal advice given to me a few years ago.

What most punters want is to get out of there as quickly as possible and you may not get out quicker by cooperating, especially if you show any inclination to give a witness statement (and it happens to be something they need) then you can kiss good bye to the rest of the day and that may take some explaining to family etc.

If there was indeed evidence of coercion/trafficking etc then you could be arrested and giving your name is the least of your worries and you need a solicitor ASAP. That said arrest and convictions of punters under section 53a of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 (apart from the first year in 2010) are almost non existent since then.

EDIT one other thing. I have been told that in Scotland you do have to give your name to the Police if asked.

[myothernameis]

If there was indeed evidence of coercion/trafficking etc then you could be arrested and giving your name is the least of your worries and you need a solicitor ASAP. That said arrest and convictions of punters under section 53a of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 (apart from the first year in 2010) are almost non existent since then.

EDIT one other thing. I have been told that in Scotland you do have to give your name to the Police if asked.

Wonder if the ops trouble were related to these police raids and action all across the UK

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