Accused of being too positive. The evolution of a punter

[Lovewomen]

Hello fellow punters,

So I`ve been a member both on here an AW for a long time and admittedly I`m not the most critical of punters although I`m hoping to be more helpful with escort feedback as so many on here are at present.

I`m not a regular punter and very selective with who I pick. My last punt on reflection should in reality have been rated a neutral and I was quite rightly called out on it.

My next punt is with a well reviewed SP who has many positive comments on here and if my experience is also a positive then I will reflect that in my review although I will conciously try and be more critical than previously. I`m also hoping to be completely sober to enjoy the punt more as many on here agree. She ticks all my boxes (Spanish, Blonde, CIM, Uniforms, DT and great DFK) and hopefully it is worth the most I`m paying so far.

My question to you is have your reviews/punts improved over time and what did you change to maximise the hour of pleasure?

Perhaps I`ll have no responses or perhaps hundreds. Anything helpful is much appreciated.

 

[marcello]

Hello fellow punters,

So I`ve been a member both on here an AW for a long time and admittedly I`m not the most critical of punters although I`m hoping to be more helpful with escort feedback as so many on here are at present.

I`m not a regular punter and very selective with who I pick. My last punt on reflection should in reality have been rated a neutral and I was quite rightly called out on it.

My next punt is with a well reviewed SP who has many positive comments on here and if my experience is also a positive then I will reflect that in my review although I will conciously try and be more critical than previously. I`m also hoping to be completely sober to enjoy the punt more as many on here agree. She ticks all my boxes (Spanish, Blonde, CIM, Uniforms, DT and great DFK) and hopefully it is worth the most I`m paying so far.

My question to you is have your reviews/punts improved over time and what did you change to maximise the hour of pleasure?

Perhaps I`ll have no responses or perhaps hundreds. Anything helpful is much appreciated.

 

Some people are more critical than others.
Fuck that, if you feel you had a good time is a positive..gives no fuck what other people think ..
In the end, if some people can just see the ratio between positives and negative of a WG/can't make their own judgement reading the full review maybe they're the very ones who aren't critical enough..

[WARSZAWA16]

Ultimately it's your review and experience so all you really need to do is just call it as you see it. There is really no need to think and analyse too much or over complicate things.

[Lovewomen]

Some people are more critical than others.
Fuck that, if you feel you had a good time is a positive..gives no fuck what other people think ..
In the end, if some people can just see the ratio between positives and negative of a WG/can't make their own judgement reading the full review maybe they're the very ones who aren't critical enough..

Thanks Marcello:) I`m a glass half full guy by nature so unless something awful happens then I`m not too bothered. As a realist i`m fully aware that the SP is at work doing a job and I`m not looking for her to magically make me forget this but I am expecting her to be professional enough to have a level of enthusiasm and ultimately satisfy my needs. So far so good!

[Lovewomen]

Ultimately it's your review and experience so all you really need to do is just call it as you see it. There is really no need to think and analyse too much or over complicate things.

Good feedback WARSZAWA16. Thanks!

[Jeffe]

Don’t worry what others think, remember all reviews even on here should be caveated with based on that persons experience. We all have different tastes and deal breakers. It’s an expensive but fun hobby in my experience in the main so don’t overthink it and go with the flow and enjoy it.

For me keeping my expectations pretty neutral before I go through the door gives me perspective. Makes the positives a more pleasant surprise

[peter purves]

My next punt is with a well reviewed SP who has many positive comments on here and if my experience is also a positive then I will reflect that in my review although I will conciously try and be more critical than previously. I`m also hoping to be completely sober to enjoy the punt more as many on here agree.

Do you go into punts drinking??

[Malvolio]

Unless you're very nervous and need a couple of drinks to summon up the courage to punt, I suggest not touching a drop beforehand.  Your performance will be better and your judgment won't be impaired if you decide to walk away without punting the WG.

As for reviews, stick to facts.  I want to know info like location, state of the flat, height, build, looks, complexion, services and most importantly attitude when reading a review.

[scutty brown]

OP
Its worth noting that the guy who gave you the grief on the last review was subsequently banned for being a "shitstirring troll"

[Herts_Outcaller]

Firstly, people on here have different opinions on what makes an "automatic negative" and for some it's about ticking boxes rather than the overall feel of the punt, which only you would know.

Second punters on here generally don't want "positives" to be given out in the same way you would on Amazon. i.e just delivering the service, people want an idea on not just whether a service provider is legit, but are they actually GOOD.

thirdly, cynicism is the default position on here, so any positive review will usually have at least one reply saying the girl is actually trash. it's partly different strokes for different folks, and partly because on here (and sometimes on other parts of the internet) people like to talk trash. Also some punters just hate escorts / women.

[bendyman]

Tell it like it is OP. If you enjoyed, let us all know about it - just try and keep it balanced.

As for the boozing beforehand, knock that on the head if you can I’d suggest.

Let us know how the punt went 

[Hobbit]

Okay. For me for it to be a negative it needs to meet these criteria. (But this is my criteria, others may agree or disagree)

1) Timewaster - If she talks too much during the punt to waste time.
2) Cancelling at very short notice or multiple times i.e. If she cancels a booking with a crap excuse giving less than an hours notice.
3) Bad Hygiene
4) Being rude
5) Steals or threatens
6) Shit performance. i.e. crap blowjob or not enthusiastic.

[Lovewomen]

Tell it like it is OP. If you enjoyed, let us all know about it - just try and keep it balanced.

As for the boozing beforehand, knock that on the head if you can I’d suggest.

Let us know how the punt went 

I think the overwhelming consensus from most punters on here is to enjoy it sober. I will enjoy my first alcohol free punt this week. I suppose it will make me more aware and critical of the meet. Thanks for the virtual twisting of my arm and i`ll post a review soon:)
 

[Lovewomen]

Okay. For me for it to be a negative it needs to meet these criteria. (But this is my criteria, others may agree or disagree)

1) Timewaster - If she talks too much during the punt to waste time.
2) Cancelling at very short notice or multiple times i.e. If she cancels a booking with a crap excuse giving less than an hours notice.
3) Bad Hygiene
4) Being rude
5) Steals or threatens
6) Shit performance. i.e. crap blowjob or not enthusiastic.

Appreciate the list Hobbit   A good guide for sure although I like it when a SP chats and is talkative....each to their own, I suppose.

[Lovewomen]

Firstly, people on here have different opinions on what makes an "automatic negative" and for some it's about ticking boxes rather than the overall feel of the punt, which only you would know.

Second punters on here generally don't want "positives" to be given out in the same way you would on Amazon. i.e just delivering the service, people want an idea on not just whether a service provider is legit, but are they actually GOOD.

thirdly, cynicism is the default position on here, so any positive review will usually have at least one reply saying the girl is actually trash. it's partly different strokes for different folks, and partly because on here (and sometimes on other parts of the internet) people like to talk trash. Also some punters just hate escorts / women.

Great Amazon analogy! I`ll bear that in mind.
Also I love women ( good female relationshionships throughout my 40 plus years) and I feel for escorts having to put themselves in risky situations. I`m not a white knight, asshole or unrealistic about this game. Being able to shop online, fuck multiple hot females and explore any fantasy I`ve ever had is my reason to punt. Most SP`s do it for money that they could not make in a normal 9-5. It`s a job....I would`nt treat a waitress poorly and neither an SP.

[PatMacGroin]

A negative experience is easy to recognise. You come away from the experience knowing you didn't enjoy it. Hobbit's list of points are good examples of why you didn't enjoy it.

A truly positive experience should also be easy to recognise. You come away, with a broad smile on your face knowing you've had a good time. Due to the resource that is UKP, I'm finding that's usually what I get these days.

It is a lot harder to decide what should cause a neutral rating. I just tried thinking of a brief and simple explanation, and retyped a couple of sentences but nothing sounded right. The best I can do is to say that, in general, I think a neutral occurs when you have high expectations and although the booking is fine, it doesn't quite live up to what you were imagining. Be that from the WG's profile or based on previous reviews that you read.

(P.s. That shit stirring troll used to try make digs about my reviews too, so I wouldn't let it worry you. Keep on reviewing how you feel. People can read them and make up their own minds)

[grandaddybadman]

I am an oldschool badman and a true cunt but I don't like giving bad feedback.

But we have to be critical because these gyal are charging big boy prices.......£200 per hour is no joke.

music lawyers never even charged that until a couple years ago. fuuuuuukin el, brah.

[Strikar]

Call it as you see it and how you felt as you walked out the door.

If I am taking a punters opinion  of a SP to decide on punting that SP I check their previous reviews to get an idea of their tastes to factor into my decision.

The guy who wants a PSE full on time with maximum pops, smash the girls pussy, face fuck, spanking, spitting,  finger banging and spunk in the girls eye is always going to see it differently to the guy who wants a vanilla gfe meet with one pop, massage and a nice chat.

[king tarzan]

Punts improved when foreign influx arrived and services opened up due to competition...

[bendyman]

Call it as you see it and how you felt as you walked out the door.

If I am taking a punters opinion  of a SP to decide on punting that SP I check their previous reviews to get an idea of their tastes to factor into my decision.

The guy who wants a PSE full on time with maximum pops, smash the girls pussy, face fuck, spanking, spitting,  finger banging and spunk in the girls eye is always going to see it differently to the guy who wants a vanilla gfe meet with one pop, massage and a nice chat.

“Spunk in the girls eye” just to finish the experience off!

[Lovewomen]

A negative experience is easy to recognise. You come away from the experience knowing you didn't enjoy it. Hobbit's list of points are good examples of why you didn't enjoy it.

A truly positive experience should also be easy to recognise. You come away, with a broad smile on your face knowing you've had a good time. Due to the resource that is UKP, I'm finding that's usually what I get these days.

It is a lot harder to decide what should cause a neutral rating. I just tried thinking of a brief and simple explanation, and retyped a couple of sentences but nothing sounded right. The best I can do is to say that, in general, I think a neutral occurs when you have high expectations and although the booking is fine, it doesn't quite live up to what you were imagining. Be that from the WG's profile or based on previous reviews that you read.

(P.s. That shit stirring troll used to try make digs about my reviews too, so I wouldn't let it worry you. Keep on reviewing how you feel. People can read them and make up their own minds)

baster

My expectations are always low so not to be disappointed. TBH I`m just happy to savour the female form and how they can give me so much pleasure on mostly my terms which are usually delivered due to my generally vanilla tastes unlike some dirty bastards on here 

Btw, PatMacgroin your reviews are very much appreciated and as wordy as they are they describe your experience from every possible angle and you`ve helped me add to sure bet HL...Cheers!

[Lovewomen]

Punts improved when foreign influx arrived and services opened up due to competition...

They did indeed! I shudder to imagine the punting options and prices in London without them.

[Lovewomen]

Call it as you see it and how you felt as you walked out the door.

If I am taking a punters opinion  of a SP to decide on punting that SP I check their previous reviews to get an idea of their tastes to factor into my decision.

The guy who wants a PSE full on time with maximum pops, smash the girls pussy, face fuck, spanking, spitting,  finger banging and spunk in the girls eye is always going to see it differently to the guy who wants a vanilla gfe meet with one pop, massage and a nice chat.

I`m definitely the latter but would love to be the former...even for one day. 

[PatMacGroin]

baster

My expectations are always low so not to be disappointed. TBH I`m just happy to savour the female form and how they can give me so much pleasure on mostly my terms which are usually delivered due to my generally vanilla tastes unlike some dirty bastards on here 

Btw, PatMacgroin your reviews are very much appreciated and as wordy as they are they describe your experience from every possible angle and you`ve helped me add to sure bet HL...Cheers!

Thanks for the vote of confidence, good to hear and I'm glad you found them useful.

btw whats does "baster" mean?

[Lovewomen]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, good to hear and I'm glad you found them useful.

btw whats does "baster" mean?

I have no idea what I was thinking when I typed " baster"!!     Deffo a typo

[PapaSmurf]

Hello fellow punters,

So I`ve been a member both on here an AW for a long time and admittedly I`m not the most critical of punters although I`m hoping to be more helpful with escort feedback as so many on here are at present.

I`m not a regular punter and very selective with who I pick. My last punt on reflection should in reality have been rated a neutral and I was quite rightly called out on it.

My next punt is with a well reviewed SP who has many positive comments on here and if my experience is also a positive then I will reflect that in my review although I will conciously try and be more critical than previously. I`m also hoping to be completely sober to enjoy the punt more as many on here agree. She ticks all my boxes (Spanish, Blonde, CIM, Uniforms, DT and great DFK) and hopefully it is worth the most I`m paying so far.

My question to you is have your reviews/punts improved over time and what did you change to maximise the hour of pleasure?

Perhaps I`ll have no responses or perhaps hundreds. Anything helpful is much appreciated.

 

Your experience's are your experiences. I'm also quite a "positive" reviewer. 

As long as your honest in your reviews then everyone else can make up there mind.

I've read negative reviews that felt like the could be positive experience's for me.

There was a negative review I read recently about a girl that was good looking, great body, nice attitude, but she just couldn't take a hard fucking. To me that's at least a neutral and my punts are generally massage/bj/hj fourplay type stuff any right up my street. 

Each to his own. Don't feel you need to jump on the band wagon of other clients.

[Lovewomen]

Your experience's are your experiences. I'm also quite a "positive" reviewer. 

As long as your honest in your reviews then everyone else can make up there mind.

I've read negative reviews that felt like the could be positive experience's for me.

There was a negative review I read recently about a girl that was good looking, great body, nice attitude, but she just couldn't take a hard fucking. To me that's at least a neutral and my punts are generally massage/bj/hj fourplay type stuff any right up my street. 

Each to his own. Don't feel you need to jump on the band wagon of other clients.

Papa Smurf, I`m with you with both your thought process around the importance of fucking a girl hard and personal preference of foreplay acts. I think as I`m now pushing closer to 50 less frenzied experiences are not as enjoyable as a good linghamesque handjob with edging, slow, teasing oral and a  b2b massage with all the trimmings!

[PapaSmurf]

I'll also add that petty negative reviews just blur the lines between atrocious WG's and a WG's that are good, but have one thing out of place. Like she dressed in red lace underwear, but they wanted her in black under wear. Something silly like that doesn't deserve a negative mark imo.

I've read reviews that describe a pretty great experience. Good looking, nice attitude but her breath smelt of cigarettes so they marked her negative.

Then there's a a girl that took the money, then refused to have sex because she was on her period.

Does cigarette breath deserve to be given the same mark as a woman that lied and didn't fulfill the basic requirements?