Probably reading this
She's changed 'frogs' to 'drogs'
Some of the frogs are still there, they spawn you know, once that happens they get everywhere.
In Questions:
"tolerance for individuals using or offering frogs!"I don't use frogs, but have eaten the odd frog's leg, though not for a while, they taste like chicken.
She's offering a hagglefest. She says she doesn't haggle over services.
TWO lists of extras, one priced, the other is less specific.
Tie and Tease is extra, (WTF), but what's the difference between that and a sexy massage.
and WTF is "foot splooshing"? - Whatever it is, it's extra!
I suspect she means foot worship is extra and splooshing is extra.
But when they're that vague, don't you just know that it's going to be a shit punt.
Also: Anal Play, Strap On, Toys and Prostate Massage are all extra. So if I was to indulge in her strap-on service, would that be all 4 extra charges.
The more I read, the higher up my NOT list she goes, which is a shame because she's got nice tits.
Guy