kimmy4300 - Gillingham

[DildoMeLee]

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This was an ok punt..

This is a lesson in fucking awkward
Email - Text - Call to book, all very easy and quick.
I turn up and park, waiting for a door number. Its a little busy on the street but nothing untoward, I see a postman making his way up the street and think nothing of it... get the door number a few minutes later (I was a little early) I have a little look about trying to work out what way the house number are going, get my shit together and turn up at the same time as the postman!
Not that bad you might think but he had something that needs to be signed for, I've walked in and standing awkwardly in the front room (door leads straight into front room). So its Kimmy in a dressing gown, a post man and me in this strange fucking room and the post man, not being able to read her signature, asks her name.. I'm a bit dim but I realize Kimmy is not her real name.. She just looked at him for what felt like a fucking decade saying nothing. He has to prompt her again for her name.. postman looks at me, he knows whats up.. finally she was forced to say her real name (I'm not going to share it as thats cuntish) postman leaves and we have a good laugh about it.

Once upstairs everything was meh.. It was ok in the sense I got what I asked for but no effort. In the msgs we exchanged she said she would masturbate, as like a little show for me, and she did but it was mah, like a robot and fake orgasm.
Put raincoat on and did the deed, all done. Small talk while I get dressed, I ask if works busy says she only see's 2 punts a day with a long gag between so if you like that its worth a go.

Maybe she had her mind on the postie or the fact I had her real name but could of been better.

Looks: 6/10
Effort: 4/10 

[CockMonster]

  I did chuckle at that situation you got yourself into haha - there's so many better ways she could have played that...

I don't get why the name was such a big deal if you literally know that that's where she lives, how could knowing the 'real name' be much worse?  She might be worried about facebook stalking - but surely ACTUAL stalking from knowing where you live is already on the cards and a bit worse!!!? Occupational hazard of working from home surely?

[cheekychapito]

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This was an ok punt..

This is a lesson in fucking awkward
Email - Text - Call to book, all very easy and quick.
I turn up and park, waiting for a door number. Its a little busy on the street but nothing untoward, I see a postman making his way up the street and think nothing of it... get the door number a few minutes later (I was a little early) I have a little look about trying to work out what way the house number are going, get my shit together and turn up at the same time as the postman!
Not that bad you might think but he had something that needs to be signed for, I've walked in and standing awkwardly in the front room (door leads straight into front room). So its Kimmy in a dressing gown, a post man and me in this strange fucking room and the post man, not being able to read her signature, asks her name.. I'm a bit dim but I realize Kimmy is not her real name.. She just looked at him for what felt like a fucking decade saying nothing. He has to prompt her again for her name.. postman looks at me, he knows whats up.. finally she was forced to say her real name (I'm not going to share it as thats cuntish) postman leaves and we have a good laugh about it.

Once upstairs everything was meh.. It was ok in the sense I got what I asked for but no effort. In the msgs we exchanged she said she would masturbate, as like a little show for me, and she did but it was mah, like a robot and fake orgasm.
Put raincoat on and did the deed, all done. Small talk while I get dressed, I ask if works busy says she only see's 2 punts a day with a long gag between so if you like that its worth a go.

Maybe she had her mind on the postie or the fact I had her real name but could of been better.

Looks: 6/10
Effort: 4/10

Not trying to narrow things down in a weird way is she near the town centre (i.e. reasonable walking distance) or a bit further out meaning I got drive? Had her on my HL for a while although it looks as if she's a during the day while the kids are at school/hubby at work type?

[DildoMeLee]

Only a real creep would of tried to find her on facebook, turns out her name is rather common 

And I cant really help with where she is in relation to a town, I dont know Medway. I just punch in a postcode and follow the little moving picture on my dash lol.
I'm not sure it will help but she is 2mins from a MaccyDs because thats where I went after

[DildoMeLee]

Also I forgot to add I paid 60 for 30mins.. now dropped to 45 

[cheekychapito]

Only a real creep would of tried to find her on facebook, turns out her name is rather common 

And I cant really help with where she is in relation to a town, I dont know Medway. I just punch in a postcode and follow the little moving picture on my dash lol.
I'm not sure it will help but she is 2mins from a MaccyDs because thats where I went after

Funny thing about Facebook and insta is that my punts seem to use personal numbers because I've got a few that have come up as people I may know. I have a punt phone and gimmick name so who knows I may find it inadvertently lmao

That narrows it down for me. I know of two mcDs and I've been 2 mins from one once before and it was a different girl. It's a car journey it seems and a big tasty with bacon afterwards.

[Tommyjameson86]

Funny thing about Facebook and insta is that my punts seem to use personal numbers because I've got a few that have come up as people I may know. I have a punt phone and gimmick name so who knows I may find it inadvertently lmao

That narrows it down for me. I know of two mcDs and I've been 2 mins from one once before and it was a different girl. It's a car journey it seems and a big tasty with bacon afterwards.

I really wouldn't say I'm a big fan of mcdonalds, but have found myself in various ones multiple times after a punt.

What is it about fucking a prossie that makes it taste so good? Haha... Maybe this deserves its own thread.

[cheekychapito]

I really wouldn't say I'm a big fan of mcdonalds, but have found myself in various ones multiple times after a punt.

What is it about fucking a prossie that makes it taste so good? Haha... Maybe this deserves its own thread.

It probably does actually. Even when I've punted in Luton (Chatham) I've found myself heading to McDs after. Like you I'm not the biggest fan. Maybe it's the sense of having been dirty you just wanna double down on shit food too.

[DildoMeLee]

Thinking about it, I always head to fast food after.. punts are a gateway lol

Weed > Coke
Coke > MDMA
MDMA > Heroin
Punt > BigMac

[CockMonster]

Thinking about it, I always head to fast food after.. punts are a gateway lol

Me too, and next time I do this and see another guy alone in Maccy Ds with a smile on their face, I'm going to give them the wink and the knowing nod