External Link/Members OnlyRang this lady five minutes (10am) ago to book an early incall and the conversation went as follows:
Hi, I'd like to book a half hour incall appointment
What time you want?
Would eleven be OK?
No
What time suits you?
Fuck! Look, I just wake up. *pause* Go ahead
Needless to say, I elected not to go ahead and told her she was a very rude woman and that I'd review our brief encounter - for which she did say "Thank you very much."
Just to mention that if she's Danish, I'm Mads Mikkelsen. Sounds Brazilian and her reviews go back to 2009 - something I should have checked before - so perhaps a little jaded by now. Her diary states that she is working today from 7.30am to midnight.