Here's a summary of my week in Thailand.
To begin with, let me just say, I'm a Thailand vet. Been many times. I like to spend money in T, because it's just so damn fucking cheap! Have I fcuked up the Thai mongering economy? Probably. Do I care? Do I fcuk 😂
My last trip to T was in 2019, so it's been a while.
I must admit, I was apprehensive about Covid fcuking the trip up. Thankfully I had no issues at all 😉
Flew into Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport. No issues at immigration at all. I'm triple vaccinated. If you ain't, I assume you'll need to deal with the associated consequences.
I collected my bags and headed to the gate to meet my driver. I literally had no Thai Bhats, so changed $200. Schoolboy fcuking error! The exchange rate was daylight fucking robbery. Cbuts6
Met my driver and off to Pattaya we went. An hour and a bit later, I've arrived at my 4 star hotel, which I'd booked via Agoda. Nice hotel, but 4 star. Behave :manhater:b That said, I'd book again!
After unpacking, went out to hire a moped. IMO, this is a must. 1250 bhat for 5 days plus another 180 bhat for fuel when I returned it. The amounts I saved in time and taxi's more than makes this a no fcuking Brainer!
I then went to get my ass and 💍 waxed. I love bitches to rim me, so it's only fair!
Now, I was ready to rock and roll.
Over the next 5 days I visited every conceivable bar, gogo and club around Soi 6, LK and Soi Buakhao. I also visited Soi Honey for a massage,(note Sabidee massage is closed)
My favourite places were the smaller bars around Soi Buakhao. You basically roll in. Buy yourself whatever drink you want. Even a fcuking soda. Buy your lady a drink and BOOM, within 30 seconds, I have my hands over her boobs, or in her pussy and am getting off with her. Seriously, if you're not, she'll get upset. Typically will spend 30 minutes and between 500 and 1000 bhat there before moving on. Did loads of clubs on a daily basis. Loved 'em. Didn't BF one girl, despite the girls pleading I shagged' em.
Soi 6. I know a few of the ex-Nightwish managers so went in and said hi. Where Angels Play, ToyBox, Playpen, etc. Note, a lot of my ex manager friends are manager's around Soi Buakhow.
I use to love Soi 6, but on this trip only visited when I wanted to essentially get pissed with a gaggle of birds. The amount I'd spend in Soi 6 was typically 1500 - 7K bhat!
. 7K was spunked in Toybox where I know the manager, Tony really well. He has a lot of fit girls. The girls, once you stared feeding them drinks, will go nuts. Unfortunately, as the place is open, so some punters will no doubt feel a bit shy. Me, fcuk that. Typically had 2-4 girls paying me attention in Soi 6.
My hands 😊, 🖕 and 😝 in every conceivable crevice
As with Soi Buakhow, I didn't BF anyone. Still getting daily Line messages from the girls that they want to shag me
In the evenings, post 11pm, I visited LK Metro. My favourite club by far was Queen Club. Spent on average 7K over 3 nights there. Got to know and shagged 2 birds from there
BF 1,000. Gave the girls 3K for ST. One bird, Sai, didn't want any money the second time. WTAF
. But I insisted. Fcuk that. This is business
Other decent places I visited include Lady Love, Kink, Sugar and that filthy club beginning with 'P'. All okay, but Queens is hands down the best place in terms of girls and quality ones!
Walking Street. Visited Fahrenheit, Pin Up, Skyfall and of course Windmill. Honestly, I wouldn't bother. Nice girls, but the clubs are packed, best birds are gone by 10 and the girls for what I ended up spunking, 2-4K were too reserved. Better off in LK Metro IMO. Of course Windmill is a different story, but anyone who knows Windmill, knows the girls are generally 5's, with the odd 7 or 8. But now, what you use to do in Windmill, you can do all over Pattaya 😂
Soi Honey. Had a soapy. Chose from the most expensive bird line up. The girl I chose was tall, slim, looked Chinese but with big eyes and huge, but natural tits. She was stunning, and actually a nice girl. Gave a great nuru massage but at 5K all in, won't be doing that again.
iBar. Went one night. As I was traveling solo, found a bird from ThaiFriendly. She cost me 4K LT.
Now let's talk about Thai Friendly. What a website. I chose to subscribe to the premium portal. £20.94. What an App. Not going to lie. 90% of my shags both in Pattaya and Bangkok were found on there. I shagged about 4 birds a day. Fingered probably treble that
I'd literally spend an hour a day surfing profiles, sending out messages and wait. Even when I came back late at night empty handed, I'd surf the app and have a bird visit me within an hour
Every girl and Ladyboy I shagged via ThaiFriendly was ST. Typical price was 1500 Bhat. Most i paid was 3000 Bhat. Bangkok birds wanted 100 to 200 dollars, but that was for threesomes. Every girl was close to their photos. They offered DFK, OWO, rimming both ways and fit as fuck
In summary, I loved Pattaya. Already want to go back. So many different types of clubs. So many girls. Girls are currently desperate for customers and from what I saw, were desperate to go their extra mile.
Bangkok
I stayed in a 5 star hotel near Soi Cowboy. First day was a write off. Fcuking rained from the afternoon and my road to Nana was basically flooded.
So ordered 2 different girls in from Thai Friendly. One was 3K, the other was 1500. As with Pattaya birds, all services offered
Nothing off the table. I 😍 🇹🇭
.. I eventually got a taxi to Nana. It was late. Fcuk you ☔. So only had an hour in Butterflies 🦋. Despite that, spent 3K and managed to persuade a girl to meet me outside (no Bar Fine)
Took her back to my hotel and shagged for a good 2 hours. Man, she really knew what she was doing!
Second night in Bangkok. Woke up late. Ordered an LB from ThaiFriendly. She was in Terminal 21 opposite my hotel and was in my bed within 30 mins. She was absolutely beautiful. Offered everything. Only cost 2000.
Went back to bed. Woke up and ordered another LB from ThaiFriendly. Went to the gym, had some drinks and food in club and met her in the room. Man, another LB stunner. Instagram quality. Cost me 3000. Bargain. Another one who DFK, rimmed both way, offered everything.
After shagging her, I headed to Soi Cowboy. Only got to Crazy Horse. What a great club. Quality birds. The place felt busy, but loads of fcuking English and Aussies Cheap Charles in there. :DHow do I know? The 4 different birds I bought LD said that most customers would just buy one drink and sit there for hours. Can't blame them if the girls will accept one drink and let the customer's do what they want. The girls in Crazy Horse were stunning. Hence why I has 4 different birds. I was expecting to be there for an hour. Ended up staying 3 hours
and spunked 4K.
I walked through Soi Cowboy, but as it was 11pm, I decided to head back to Nana. Visited Billboard first. Ok, no lie. This place had the best looking girls in any club I'd visited on this trip. 3 were IMO, absolutely stunning 10s. Slim. Legs to heaven. Big, albeit fake boobs. Absolutely beautiful faces. I had one sit with me. DFK, stroked her boobs and pussy. After spunking 2K, I succumbed and headed back to Butterflies 🦋. I was expecting to go back with last nights bird but ended up sitting with 2 new birds as she was busy
. Standard, hands all over the place, fingers in both panties
Last nights bird then finally came to me. Stayed with her till the end. The place closed and as per the previous night, expected to meet her outside. Oops. Outside, I met another bird who was leaving her Gogo. She looked 18. Slim short and absolutely huge tits. Man she was stunning. Chatted to her, agreed 1500 ST and off we went. I could see every fella checking her out as we headed to find a tuk tuk 😂. Found out she was 19 and didn't work in a GoGo! 🤣. Freelance. She was so submissive. Let me do what the fcuk I wanted. She was so sweet. At the end, she asked if she could stay. Told her I was leaving the following morning. She said she'd help me pack. Oh well
We both woke up about 7. Had a lovely morning fcuk. After we took a shower together and ended up fcuking again. It was now 8.15 and my taxi to take me the airport was coming at 9.45. Told her she really needed to fuck off
. She left. I gave her 3K, took her Line and promised to fuck her on my next visit
Packed and my trip to Thailand was over 😭
What a trip. Flight and hotels. 900
Spunked £2,500
Thai birds and LBs shagged - I literally have no idea 😂
Birds fingered, Boobs sucked - I literally have no idea 😂😂
Would I go back? Flight in December already booked son 😂😂😂
