Comedic misspellings and grammatical gaffs !

[oitistito]

Whilst reading profiles on various sites I do sometimes chuckle at some of the well intentioned but wonky English and wondered if others have a giggle likewise. Prime example I read earlier today, please read the end of the attached profile !!

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[Georgejetson]

"! I wating you for hot chestions". Not for me. I am more into cold chestions. But to each his own.

[Mr Farkyhars]

"! I wating you for hot chestions"

I hope that wasn't an attempt at 'gestations'

[hairymary]

I think it's rather sweet. The lady is foreign, so full marks for writing her own profile rather than paying one of the 'professional' profile writers.
Even the English, born and bred, sometimes have difficulty distinguishing between 'gaff' and 'gaffe'. 

[Jonestown]

its a mathematical rather than grammatical error, but i came across a wg on AW who claimed to be 4'-1" tall with a 30" leg measurement, which if true would mean she had a very compact head and body.

[slow and low]

Post something on here, there is a regular bellend who is the site spelling bee to correct you when you inadvertently misspell a word.

[pewpewpew]

I remember a profile stating that she had clean bed shits

[jonty1]

Q. Do You offered bbq?   A. No, Pls don't ask about this. thanks

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Not really the season for it anyway