Some years ago at London parties I used to go to some of the girls offered Prostate massage to the guys, which were often accepted.
Middle finger condomed up, bit of lube, slide in and give the old prostate a bit of a tickle.
One such expert at administering the dirty deed was porn starlet Jewels Chelsea, star of 'Anal Finishing School 2'.
I recall a conversation with her along the lines:
Jewels: Do you want me to stick my finger up your arse?
Teessider: No thank you.
Jewels: Why not?
Teessider: Because it smells of shit.
Jewels (recoiling in horror): Oh, Alright then.
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A couple of questions to the learned panel, if I may:
1. Is it only my arse that smells of shit?
2. For those blokes who like a finger up the arse, would the logical progression be to get a tranny to give you a good fudge packing up the jacksie?