Author Topic: Blokes Who Like A Finger up the Arse (Read 4151 times)

winkywanky · « **Reply #50 on:** January 30, 2019, 08:32:44 pm »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on January 30, 2019, 08:24:22 pm

I thought it was the Germans that didn't like it up 'em?

Yes, but they do like nice big meaty sausages, have you seen the size of some of their Bratwurst?

king tarzan · « **Reply #51 on:** January 30, 2019, 09:59:49 pm »

putting it extremely simply

greg101 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 30, 2019, 10:07:18 pm »

Penny's late 90's. Had a service off a girl that we'll call 'rocket finger'. Shoved her finger up my arse and the acrylic nail came off her finger. Wedged up my bum hole, total agony. Went to the hospital walked in like John Wayne. Told the receptionist why I needed to see someone (she was black), sucked her teeth, moved her glasses down her nose to look at me, muttered something under her breath. Most most most face reddening experience ever.

mrfishyfoo · « **Reply #53 on:** January 30, 2019, 11:35:12 pm »

Quote from: GreyDave on January 30, 2019, 07:49:26 pm

Have to say a TS with a well lubed 7 incher and an amazing pair of tits was maybe the provider of the most powerfull ( prostate ) or any other orgasam I`ve had I can understand why some guys like it I found the strap on and butt pluggs just a little to hard and cold , they did not reach the spot so to speak the TS did

That ^^^^ mirrors my experience.

Surpringly, well it was for me, the best dildo I've ever been fucked with was a 8" LoveHoney basics one.

Plan R · « **Reply #54 on:** January 30, 2019, 11:41:21 pm »

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Baldy · « **Reply #55 on:** January 31, 2019, 01:09:11 pm »

One way non-return valve here .

Waterhouse · « **Reply #56 on:** January 31, 2019, 01:22:07 pm »

So all you "never ever" "exit only" blokes have never had doc's digit up yer bum for a health check? If that's the case, it won't be long before you do experience it.

Plan R · « **Reply #57 on:** February 01, 2019, 02:08:33 am »

Quote from: Yondu616 on January 31, 2019, 01:22:07 pm

So all you "never ever" "exit only" blokes have never had doc's digit up yer bum for a health check? If that's the case, it won't be long before you do experience it.

I have had a doc's finger up there - it was no fun and no way I'd pay a WG for it,
(he had both hands on my shoulders at the time which was worrying - but I know nothing about medicine).

paulub45 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 01, 2019, 08:42:06 am »

king tarzan · « **Reply #59 on:** February 01, 2019, 09:01:27 am »

Arsewhole's are not for any sort of sexual gratification
Simpletto..

Function only to release farts and shit..
End of.

Derrick101 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 01, 2019, 09:11:37 am »

Quote from: Plan R on February 01, 2019, 02:08:33 am

I have had a doc's finger up there - it was no fun and no way I'd pay a WG for it,
(he had both hands on my shoulders at the time which was worrying - but I know nothing about medicine).

How did he have both hands on your shoulders, AND a finger up your arse ??

I guess the receptionist sneaked in to do the deed

Waterhouse · « **Reply #61 on:** February 01, 2019, 09:21:43 am »

Quote from: Plan R on February 01, 2019, 02:08:33 am

I have had a doc's finger up there - it was no fun and no way I'd pay a WG for it,
(he had both hands on my shoulders at the time which was worrying - but I know nothing about medicine).

Don't suppose he was smoking at the same time, or making any grunting noises, was he?

Teessider · « **Reply #62 on:** February 01, 2019, 09:25:33 pm »

Teessider wishes to thank all panel members for their valued contributions on this thread.

As expected, responses confirm what a varied bunch of comedians and perverts operate within our community.

Teessider particularly liked Winky Wanky's puerile Kind Edwards Potato story and the even more infantile Duchess Potatoes fantasy.

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Private Secretary to Teessider (who's away busy having philosophical discussions with CumFuckMyArse that well known London courtesan)

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snaitram99 · « **Reply #63 on:** February 01, 2019, 10:51:55 pm »

Quote from: Yondu616 on January 31, 2019, 01:22:07 pm

So all you "never ever" "exit only" blokes have never had doc's digit up yer bum for a health check? If that's the case, it won't be long before you do experience it.

Had doc's finger and other medical equipment up there (for medical purposes!).

Didn't make me want it for non-medical purposes.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #64 on:** February 01, 2019, 11:52:52 pm »

Quote from: snaitram99 on February 01, 2019, 10:51:55 pm

Had doc's finger and other medical equipment up there (for medical purposes!). Didn't make me want it for non-medical purposes.

Get her to dress up as a sexy lady doc or nurse?

Cum_again · « **Reply #65 on:** February 02, 2019, 10:52:50 pm »

I quite like it if it’s done right.

Too rough and it hurts, but if it is done slow and steady it can feel great..

Especially if she has both my balls in her mouth at the same time.

TPreston · « **Reply #66 on:** February 03, 2019, 02:57:50 am »

Quote from: EnglishRebecca121 on January 26, 2019, 06:07:10 pm

loads of men like a finger up the bum , doesnt mean they want a dick up it next

exactly. its a pleasure spot

Having a finger or anything up your arse doesn't make you bi or homosexual - finding men sexually attractive is what makes a man gay.

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Author Topic: Blokes Who Like A Finger up the Arse (Read 4151 times)