A Memory I'd Like to Share

[PLeisure]

OP, your age, please... ? 

[firth]

OP, your age, please... ? 

Twenty.

[Chuckman]

In the 90s this Welsh singer told me he was on the look out for young talent.

Imagine my surprise etc.

Too dark?

[Jay-Jay]

When staying for school dinners I used to hate Fridays which was when the dinner lady made me eat her fish pie !
Imagine my surprise when, 20 years later...

Jay

[pecanpie]

I touched a booby once!

(Am I doing it right?)

[Cornish sub]

Ok, I've got one. Totally made up but it's the best I can come up with. Ok, here goes: I had a French teacher at school. You could've knocked me down with a feather years later when a girl stuck her tongue down my throat when we were kissing then told me what it was known as. Ok, I'll get my coat.

[johnnyboy61]

When I was at school we alternated a term of Woodwork with a term of Metalwork, imagine my surprise that I now find out they spend this time doing DT (no, not that! Design and Technology), because I never really liked Woodwork and Metalwork, but I am now quite partial to DT (even though wood is still involved).

[firth]

Ok, I've got one. Totally made up but it's the best I can come up with. Ok, here goes: I had a French teacher at school. You could've knocked me down with a feather years later when a girl stuck her tongue down my throat when we were kissing then told me what it was known as. Ok, I'll get my coat.

And do take a tank of gasoline and a match.

[Redhead Lover]

At school we were taught the importance of the three Rs
Imagine my surprise, when 20 years later I'd booked a MFFF hotel meet...

[socks]

In my first sex education lesson we got took into the television room (it was pre all this computer/internet business) and we watched a film that introduced us to the mechanics of reproduction. Specifically it represented the act of sex, not via some hot fit bird with big tits taking a massive length up her clunge, but by showing us two alsations going at each other.

Imagine my surprise three decades later when I reflect on all the dogs I've fucked. And had to pay for the privilege.

[od13218]

At school in history lessons we were taught the importance of checking your sources and assessing evidence for reliability rather than taking them at face value.
Oh how I wish I'd listened when I turned up to find yet another AW Romanian b&s that I'd failed to check out in ukp first...

[carefree]

And do take a tank of gasoline and a match.

Oooooh, someone's tired

[mf_1101]

If ya can't take a joke shouldn't be on here. Something I have learned...

Speaking of when I was 11 or 12 I played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours..." so I obliged with my Neighbours granddaughter and naturally she bottled out and refused to uphold her part of the bargain.

Little did I know 12 years later when she told me "no OWO or CIM"....

[PLeisure]

Oooooh, someone's tired

It's well past his bedtime 

[Owwhatanight]

This reminds me of the Yorkshireman Sketch in Monty Python...eeeee when I was a lad !!!!

[gash bash]

Years ago watching Startsky and Hutch bust into a brothel and take way the 'john' for questioning made me think how sad for someone using a ho.
Imagine my surprise years later....

I still get a little nervous when im in the act with a pro$$ie and i hear a strange noise outside in the apartment, makes me think popo going to bash the door in and take me away. lol