Author Topic: Anyone fancy getting their arsehole torn in two? (Read 1912 times)

Captainhowdy666 · « **on:** July 26, 2021, 07:50:04 pm »

Reviews suggest this thing is real and she will kill you with it.

Bruna Anaconda

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At a loose end this week and may go for it

Jamesbattersea · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2021, 08:42:45 pm »

Good Luck with that dude!!

I'll give it a miss though, thanks!!!!

scutty brown · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2021, 08:48:23 pm »

Quote from: Captainhowdy666 on July 26, 2021, 07:50:04 pm

Reviews suggest this thing is real and she will kill you with it.

Bruna Anaconda

External Link/Members Only

At a loose end this week and may go for it

You'll have a loose end afterwards

Straightsix · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2021, 09:04:48 pm »

Scutty, can you tell me what your avatar is all about?

winkywanky · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2021, 09:05:35 pm »

May I have the honour of writing your obituary Captain?

I promise to make it a tearjerker

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geostorm1 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2021, 02:38:47 am »

I couldn't do it. I recently tried a tiny little plug and even that was a bit much for me. I think my arse is a one way street.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2021, 06:46:32 am »

Looks heavily airbrushed to me.

Lincs.man1 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2021, 01:51:56 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on July 26, 2021, 09:05:35 pm

May I have the honour of writing your obituary Captain?

I promise to make it a tearjerker .

As much as i think you would write a great piece WW, im afraid i would have to ask Mutiny if he would do the honours, while absolutely 'off his nut' on poppers of course...!

monkeybucket · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2021, 05:44:43 pm »

If thats real i wonder how many times she's been stopped by a serious security guard for shop lifting or lifted by the law for hiding a weapon (rounders bat)

Ali Katt · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2021, 06:00:05 pm »

Quote from: monkeybucket on July 27, 2021, 05:44:43 pm

If thats real i wonder how many times she's been stopped by a serious security guard for shop lifting or lifted by the law for hiding a weapon (rounders bat)

Have a look at one of swimsuit pics, looks more like a 3 inch pen knife than a deadly weapon.

winkywanky · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2021, 06:29:30 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on July 27, 2021, 06:00:05 pm

Have a look at one of swimsuit pics, looks more like a 3 inch pen knife than a deadly weapon.

Maybe she's a grower and not a show-er

Ali Katt · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2021, 07:36:14 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on July 27, 2021, 06:29:30 pm

Maybe she's a grower and not a show-er

Looks like they photoshopped in Big Omar Williams cock to me. I'm not doubting she isn't hung, just not that hung.

winkywanky · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2021, 08:37:33 pm »

The rule of thumb, I have found (or indeed, the rule of cock), is that you can take off around 30% off the length and girth to get a true picture.

The other thing to note of course, is that any video evidence is to be trusted. The size you see in the video is the size you get. Luckily these girls can't afford Industrial Light & Magic to doctor their videos too.

GoldTop · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2021, 09:28:05 pm »

I mean. That cock has been drawn on using Microsoft Paint 1998. The end.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2021, 09:32:03 pm »

A tiddler in this picture. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

winkywanky · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2021, 12:02:05 am »

Quote from: redmoose on July 27, 2021, 09:28:05 pm

I mean. That cock has been drawn on using Microsoft Paint 1998. The end.

Surely that contravenes the end user agreement?

Captainhowdy666 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2021, 01:09:02 pm »

Was ready to go yesterday when the wife announced she wanted to go shopping, glad I didn’t make the call.

winkywanky · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2021, 01:18:20 pm »

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2021, 02:57:32 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on July 27, 2021, 06:46:32 am

Looks heavily airbrushed to me.

My thoughts also. Doesn't look natural to me

GoldTop · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2021, 07:45:46 pm »

Quote from: Captainhowdy666 on July 28, 2021, 01:09:02 pm

Was ready to go yesterday when the wife announced she wanted to go shopping, glad I didn’t make the call.

Tell the wife to fuck off. Both going shopping is a waste of resource

jsnsummer · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2021, 10:26:22 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on July 27, 2021, 06:46:32 am

Looks heavily airbrushed to me.

Never mind Airbrush, this is a photoshop pro level.....If any of those are her real cock I'll let her club me to death with it!

Jamesbattersea · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2021, 09:38:17 pm »

It's black and she's not!!!!! can't be real??

Honestchap · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2021, 10:27:46 pm »

It's not as big as that but it is big I'd say 8 or 8.5 and super thick

Gopal1978 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2021, 10:40:00 pm »

Quote from: Honestchap on August 02, 2021, 10:27:46 pm

It's not as big as that but it is big I'd say 8 or 8.5 and super thick

Have you had the pleasure of having it up your arse?

Lincs.man1 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2021, 07:57:58 am »

Quote from: Gopal1978 on August 02, 2021, 10:40:00 pm

Have you had the pleasure of having it up your arse?

Pleasure ????????

Jamesbattersea · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2021, 08:50:46 am »

Quote from: Captainhowdy666 on July 28, 2021, 01:09:02 pm

Was ready to go yesterday when the wife announced she wanted to go shopping, glad I didn’t make the call.

When i read your reviews you don't seem to have much look with Chicks with Dicks i think i would take that as a sign and stick to women with wombs. !!!!

Captainhowdy666 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2021, 09:19:32 am »

Quote from: Jamesbattersea on August 08, 2021, 08:50:46 am

When i read your reviews you don't seem to have much look with Chicks with Dicks i think i would take that as a sign and stick to women with wombs. !!!!

That’s the problem though
I go in thinking this will be awesome every time so surely my luck has to change at some point.
Too many chicks want big money for anal or strap on action.

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Author Topic: Anyone fancy getting their arsehole torn in two? (Read 1912 times)