Author Topic: Sweet Shop Adverts for massage (Read 3539 times)

Muff licker · « **on:** September 25, 2019, 03:32:19 pm »

I notice many sweet shop adverts for massage and thought it would be worth snapping a picture for other punters. These are girls who do not have access to the internet and Gumtree but equally provide a good service so I thought i would kick it off with one lets see how it goes:

This is Sita who advertises around the Hillingdon area older (50) Chinese lady gives a good massage and happy ending finish with head massage and hot towel for £45
She sometimes works in a shop but i will let her tell you her address she is on the look out for a flat to work from near Uxbridge

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Jonestown · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:41:26 pm »

Sita is on Gumtree :-

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Muff licker · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:44:25 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on September 25, 2019, 03:41:26 pm

Sita is on Gumtree :-

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She is indeed but she is going indi soon but good spot Jonestown just wanted to kick the discussion off

LLPunting · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:00:41 pm »

Hmmm, now I'm tempted to try a few of these dodgy hand-written cards in the corner shops. That can't be a good thing

Will keep an eye out, haven't seen a printed card like that for yonks.

Muff licker · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:04:46 pm »

Quote from: LLPunting on September 25, 2019, 04:00:41 pm

Hmmm, now I'm tempted to try a few of these dodgy hand-written cards in the corner shops. That can't be a good thing

Will keep an eye out, haven't seen a printed card like that for yonks.

I got some hand written ones to share will snap them soon

TallDarkHandsomeDude · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2019, 09:49:56 am »

Sounds good, is this a basic HE? How does she look?

Muff licker · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2019, 11:16:16 am »

She is not a looker larger lady but the HE is very good.
Then she gets the hot towel out and that feels special worth the money £25 massage and £20 He

TallDarkHandsomeDude · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2019, 05:33:24 pm »

Okay great, thanks for sharing

Muff licker · « **Reply #8 on:** October 01, 2019, 03:38:19 pm »

I went here again Lunchtime saw Sisita actually she is only 35 and from Bangkok but is a big unit
Gave me a nice happy ending again and hot towel finish she would not give me a BJ but said next time lets do B2B i might go for it as she has big melons but also a big belly

Not bad value for £45

LLPunting · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2019, 10:27:26 pm »

Quote from: Muff licker on October 01, 2019, 03:38:19 pm

I went here again Lunchtime saw Sisita actually she is only 35 and from Bangkok but is a big unit
Gave me a nice happy ending again and hot towel finish she would not give me a BJ but said next time lets do B2B i might go for it as she has big melons but also a big belly
Not bad value for £45

What like a Thai version of Clair (Lewisham)?

All in for 45? That is begging for a try.

Failed so far to spot any cards in windows but will keep looking. Will be passing through Tooting soon so maybe there, though perhaps not rich and fertile ground.

Hugeadmirer · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2019, 10:53:22 pm »

There are spates (is that the right word) of cards in bus stops, stickers on anywhere they can find in tooting adversing ‘massage XXX’ followed by a number. I’m normally in the rush hour commute and also not intrigued by this level of mystery but if you are, this is fertile hunting ground (i’ve Always assumed it’s the FS girls pimps doing the advertising)

Kamaka · « **Reply #11 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:25:47 pm »

Spotted this in an Ashford newsagents.

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LLPunting · « **Reply #12 on:** October 01, 2019, 11:37:36 pm »

Quote from: Hugeadmirer on October 01, 2019, 10:53:22 pm

There are spates (is that the right word) of cards in bus stops, stickers on anywhere they can find in tooting adversing ‘massage XXX’ followed by a number. I’m normally in the rush hour commute and also not intrigued by this level of mystery but if you are, this is fertile hunting ground (i’ve Always assumed it’s the FS girls pimps doing the advertising)

Thanks

, I meant rich and fertile as in quality SPs, which is relatively unlikely there.

Muff licker · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2019, 08:48:58 am »

Quote from: Kamaka on October 01, 2019, 11:25:47 pm

Spotted this in an Ashford newsagents.

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Is that Asford Kent or Middx?

Kamaka · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:51:39 am »

Middx.

Baxter63 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2019, 10:41:44 am »

Surrey. Not Middx.

Muff licker · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2019, 01:42:57 pm »

At yes i have seen her good spot this posting is warming up

LLPunting · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2019, 01:53:18 pm »

Quote from: Muff licker on October 02, 2019, 01:42:57 pm

At yes i have seen her good spot this posting is warming up

Got those snaps and locations for the other names and numbers you bagged?

No joy here so far checking shop windows. Will pop along another batch later.

Muff licker · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2019, 02:33:42 pm »

The other postings have been removed / run out of date but as soon as they re appear LL i will post

Steve2 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 02, 2019, 08:00:52 pm »

Quote from: Baxter63 on October 02, 2019, 10:41:44 am

Surrey. Not Middx.

Actually both

Ashford is a town and suburb of London almost entirely in the Surrey borough of Spelthorne, but with a one side road in the London Borough of Hounslow, England. The Clumps is in Feltham. Wikipedia

Yves_Dobon · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2019, 06:42:04 pm »

Quote from: Muff licker on October 01, 2019, 03:38:19 pm

I went here again Lunchtime saw Sisita actually she is only 35 and from Bangkok but is a big unit
Gave me a nice happy ending again and hot towel finish she would not give me a BJ but said next time lets do B2B i might go for it as she has big melons but also a big belly
Not bad value for £45

I spoke with SP on phone. She would not give anymore info re extras but indicated that they were in addition to Gumtree quoted price of £42 per hour massage only.
Was the £25 massage for 30 mins?

Sunny · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2019, 10:05:20 pm »

Quickstop newsagent outside Walthamstow station that has massage ads but mostly rooms to rent

sparkus · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2019, 11:35:04 pm »

Quote from: Sunny on October 04, 2019, 10:05:20 pm

Quickstop newsagent outside Walthamstow station that has massage ads but mostly rooms to rent

They're still up?! I remember seeing the same ads (was looking for a room to rent, of course!) for years and being worried about what state the WG must be in by now.

So there's women who can access print/design services but can't work a laptop

Muff licker · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2019, 09:07:21 am »

This one is in a paper shop in Kingston and to be fair she does have a website, i have had a £60 session a few years ago which mainly consisted in Oral and sex she is an older Eastern European woman

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Hootie15 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2019, 05:04:47 pm »

Quote from: Muff licker on October 15, 2019, 09:07:21 am

This one is in a paper shop in Kingston and to be fair she does have a website, i have had a £60 session a few years ago which mainly consisted in Oral and sex she is an older Eastern European woman

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Is this the same person???

LLPunting · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2019, 01:36:35 am »

Quote from: Hootie15 on October 15, 2019, 05:04:47 pm

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Is this the same person???

Thanks

Did you not notice the phone numbers match? Possible that the "business" could've been handed on but unlikely, it's not exactly an AW profile, but could be a group of MILFs from "back home" operating a visiting rota from one number and location.

@ML do the photos match your experience from years back, in which case the present incarnation could be doubtful...

sparkus · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2019, 08:14:15 am »

I think the last ad is more just a usual ad for a WG/escort using the time old euphemism "massage" than an actual FBSM experience, no?

LLPunting · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2019, 08:17:20 am »

Quote from: sparkus on October 16, 2019, 08:14:15 am

I think the last ad is more just a usual ad for a WG/escort using the time old euphemism "massage" than an actual FBSM experience, no?

Shhh, don't give the game away!

Muff licker · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2019, 09:51:31 am »

That is the same girl its not really a massage but a shag

sparkus · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2019, 05:53:20 pm »

Quote from: LLPunting on October 16, 2019, 08:17:20 am

Shhh, don't give the game away!

I'd want to see her ITEC certificate and know which oils she uses

joe diddley · « **Reply #30 on:** October 20, 2019, 08:45:03 am »

About a decade ago someone published a book with some of the best telephone box cards. I don't have the book but I still have a small but excellent collection of some of the best of these.

advent2016 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 20, 2019, 12:28:45 pm »

We had the whole smoking room at work covered in cards in the 90s. The same numbers often came up in the call logs.
I used the work laminator to produce posters and sell them to colleagues around the world. Japan and USA being particularly keen customers. I think I charged a very reasonable £25.

Muff licker · « **Reply #32 on:** October 22, 2019, 08:33:41 am »

Very entrepreneurial advent2016 wish I had thought of that maybe i can do a modern sweet shop version

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