Author Topic: Women you shouldn't fancy... but do (Read 91472 times)

Davey Dykes · « **on:** March 25, 2020, 06:19:43 am »

This was one of my favourite threads in the previous generation of Off Topic.

Inspired by the Borderline Boilers out of Viz from many years back, the tagline was Your head says no, your balls say go.

I'll start the ball rolling with the embodiment of a BOBFOC. *

Louise Minchin.
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* Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:10:36 am »

I quite fancy her in a milfy sort of way

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:39:07 am »

I wouldn't say "no".

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:43:54 am »

There was a certain something about Pam Rhodes when she presented Songs Of Praise years ago. May God forgive me............

threechilliman · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:45:49 am »

Edwina Currie in her prime. I shouldn't, but I would....

winkywanky · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:01:30 am »

John Major beat you to it.

The grey man got in her knickers, I still can't quite believe it

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:06:29 am »

Carol from the BBC weather

Alice Roberts - scientist

Hannah Fry - mathematican

Kool Keef · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:09:13 am »

Quote from: threechilliman on March 25, 2020, 09:45:49 am

Edwina Currie in her prime. I shouldn't, but I would....

Sweet Jesus nooooooo oooo!!

Kool Keef · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:12:04 am »

Priti Patel - Tory Politician, alleged bully & looks a right cold bitch but.......

freeze44 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:16:59 am »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 25, 2020, 10:12:04 am

Priti Patel - Tory Politician, alleged bully & looks a right cold bitch but.......

kinda get you kk be one of those dirty shags and she defo got a glint in eye and can picture her looking over her shoulder as pump away at that greeeeaaat big ass!

Angela Rayner...labour politician...it's the slight lisp that kinda makes me think of her in a school girl outfit getting pounded!!!

This no punting malarky going to lead to some very strange fantasies

RedKettle · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:18:26 am »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 25, 2020, 10:12:04 am

Priti Patel - Tory Politician, alleged bully & looks a right cold bitch but.......

I am sort of with you - but she needs to lose a few pounds first.

winkywanky · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:19:10 am »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 25, 2020, 10:12:04 am

Priti Patel - Tory Politician, alleged bully & looks a right cold bitch but.......

She has big tits and a frankly enormous arse.

Could you handle it? Well punk, do you feel lucky?

winkywanky · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:19:58 am »

Cold bitch with an enormous arse sits on your face...some guys like that kind of thing

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mh · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:21:40 am »

Quote from: Davey Dykes on March 25, 2020, 06:19:43 am

I'll start the ball rolling with the embodiment of a BOBFOC. *

* Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

Hey, it's why doggy style was invented. Nooooooo, don't look round, girl!

Kool Keef · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:30:00 am »

Quote from: RedKettle on March 25, 2020, 10:18:26 am

I am sort of with you - but she needs to lose a few pounds first.

Doesn't she?
I thought she was quite slim, maybe I'm thinking of the wrong Tory bitch lol

Kool Keef · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:36:14 am »

Just googled her, yep it's her, she has a 'slim' looking face & a 'cuddly' body.
Still would

Hobbit · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:36:27 am »

Quote from: Davey Dykes on March 25, 2020, 06:19:43 am

This was one of my favourite threads in the previous generation of Off Topic.

Inspired by the Borderline Boilers out of Viz from many years back, the tagline was Your head says no, your balls say go.

I'll start the ball rolling with the embodiment of a BOBFOC. *

Louise Minchin.
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* Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

I love that nose. Huge turn on.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:36:39 am »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 10:19:10 am

She has big tits and a frankly enormous arse.

Could you handle it? Well punk, do you feel lucky?

I'd grudge fuck her lol

winkywanky · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:36:55 am »

lewisjones23 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:38:49 am »

Karen Brady - quite like her in The Apprentice

winkywanky · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:39:45 am »

Good call

sparkus · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:56:34 am »

Quote from: RedKettle on March 25, 2020, 10:18:26 am

I am sort of with you - but she needs to lose a few pounds first.

It's positively her only selling point as far as I am concerned!

sparkus · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:57:49 am »

Thanks to recent events I now know the President of Slovakia is packing a decent pair in those stateswomanly outfits. Who knew?

threechilliman · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:58:05 am »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on March 25, 2020, 10:06:29 am

Carol from the BBC weather

Alice Roberts - scientist

Hannah Fry - mathematican

Kirkwood is a fine looking milf IMO. No question I'd have a stab at her given half a chance.

threechilliman · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:58:56 am »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 25, 2020, 10:09:13 am

Sweet Jesus nooooooo oooo!!

sparkus · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:41:09 am »

Quote from: threechilliman on March 25, 2020, 10:58:05 am

Kirkwood is a fine looking milf IMO. No question I'd have a stab at her given half a chance.

Even pushing 60 I'd fight my way to the front of the queue.

winkywanky · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:41:51 am »

...is that her, or you?

RAJEC · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:56:05 am »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 25, 2020, 10:12:04 am

Priti Patel - Tory Politician, alleged bully & looks a right cold bitch but.......

Definitely this

winkywanky · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2020, 12:04:04 pm »

You kind of wanna do her hard from behind and make her moan with pleasure instead of being all stern, and then slap her arse really hard as you turn the tables on her

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Littlefoot · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2020, 12:13:27 pm »

Lesley Joseph always got me going wearing her mini skirts in birds of a feather. She’s 74 now, but I still would.

CheeseBoard · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2020, 12:35:14 pm »

Lesley Ash - very tasty before her procedure, now has a face that puts me off my fish and chips.

Would still like to though

threechilliman · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2020, 01:20:13 pm »

Quote from: Littlefoot on March 25, 2020, 12:13:27 pm

Lesley Joseph always got me going wearing her mini skirts in birds of a feather. She’s 74 now, but I still would.

MMF?

Littlefoot · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2020, 01:42:44 pm »

Quote from: threechilliman on March 25, 2020, 01:20:13 pm

MMF?

Yeah if she’s up for it.

mh · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2020, 01:56:10 pm »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 25, 2020, 10:12:04 am

Priti Patel - Tory Politician, alleged bully & looks a right cold bitch but.......

She doesn't look it from the neck up, but she is the width of a bus. A very strange shape indeed.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2020, 03:28:34 pm »

Quote from: CheeseBoard on March 25, 2020, 12:35:14 pm

Lesley Ash - very tasty before her procedure, now has a face that puts me off my fish and chips.

Would still like to though

+1 but could never look at another trout without thinking of her

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2020, 03:30:09 pm »

Quote from: WARSZAWA16 on March 25, 2020, 09:43:54 am

There was a certain something about Pam Rhodes when she presented Songs Of Praise years ago. May God forgive me............

You are forgiven, no more of these sinful thoughts please!

badsin · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2020, 03:38:18 pm »

Emma Thompson

Helen Miren

Michelle Dewsbury

I'd like to know what Sarah Green from kids TV 25+ years ago looks like now.....

Kool Keef · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2020, 03:47:10 pm »

Quote from: badsin on March 25, 2020, 03:38:18 pm

Emma Thompson

Helen Miren

Michelle Dewsbury

I'd like to know what Sarah Green from kids TV 25+ years ago looks like now.....

Emma Thompson definitely, reckon she'd be filth as well
Saw Sarah Green on a Richard Osman quiz show thing a few months back, she's aging well & looked great, I definitely still would.

winkywanky · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2020, 03:57:12 pm »

Quote from: mh on March 25, 2020, 01:56:10 pm

She doesn't look it from the neck up, but she is the width of a bus. A very strange shape indeed.

Yeah, but at least she'd a double-decker, she's as big on top as she is down below

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Boundless · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:02:56 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 10:57:49 am

Thanks to recent events I now know the President of Slovakia is packing a decent pair in those stateswomanly outfits. Who knew?

While we're on the leader thread
How about the PM of NZ Jocinda Aderne?

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:03:27 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 10:01:30 am

John Major beat you to it.
The grey man got in her knickers, I still can't quite believe it .

Ah, but it was all good clean fun though as they frequently did it in the bath. It was reported that Major was a true gent as he sat at the end with the taps.

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:05:24 pm »

Quote from: mh on March 25, 2020, 01:56:10 pm

She doesn't look it from the neck up, but she is the width of a bus.

"Plenty of room on top".

Boundless · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:09:00 pm »

Someone who has really grown on me Rebekah Staton, she looks a right dirty cheeky madam.

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Name Not Found · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:21:18 pm »

She can handle my dic-tionary any time she fancies.

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mh · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:27:18 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 03:57:12 pm

Yeah, but at least she'd a double-decker, she's as big on top as she is down below .

To me she has the shape (and allure) of a certain TV character.

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Happylad · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:34:50 pm »

Just at the moment I fancy darned near every female I see under the age of 80.

willie loman · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:40:46 pm »

Judge judy is one I would do in a minute, there is a curious sexual element going on with the black usher. Americans seem slightly obsessed with the bbc, happy to own up to that too.

freeze44 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:42:14 pm »

Quote from: willie loman on March 25, 2020, 05:40:46 pm

Judge judy is one I would do in a minute, there is a curious sexual element going on with the black usher. Americans seem slightly obsessed with the bbc, happy to own up to that too.

obsessed with big black cock?? Christ it all coming out now!

willie loman · « **Reply #48 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:47:42 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on March 25, 2020, 05:42:14 pm

obsessed with big black cock?? Christ it all coming out now!

I didn't explain that well, its more a horrified fascination with the endless cuckold porn, that features black males, very much part of American culture, I am particularly amused with the caption porn.

badsin · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2020, 05:52:12 pm »

Caption porn? Could you provide links to enlighten us👍

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Author Topic: Women you shouldn't fancy... but do (Read 91472 times)