Are you vegetarian?

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I think she is a vegetarian - but why put a condom on a cucumber and not on a carrot?
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[Nagilum]

MOre Vegan I'd say.  You better tell her you are bringing Quorn.

[Horizontal pleasures]

MOre Vegan I'd say.  You better tell her you are bringing Quorn.

Quorn? Do they eat that in Scotland, she is in Glasgow, safely out of my reach. She needs to stick in a deep fried Mars bar - very tasty for her next customer.

[Vivago]

... but why put a condom on a cucumber and not on a carrot?

Cucumbers are known to be promiscuous and will fuck anything that moves.

[Fishface]

If you look closely enough the carrot is covered with a condom.

She only allows protected sex with vegetables and fruits but offers bareback with clients!

[RedKettle]

She only allows protected sex with vegetables and fruits but offers bareback with clients!

I thought you were joking - checked profile and yes offers bareback.  How strange to therefore put condoms on the fruit and veg - do you think that was because she fed the family with them afterwards 

[ickydicky]

nae vegans in glesga. we even deep  fry the pizzas and serve them with chips. just the stuff after a few 

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I suppose condoms are protection in 2 ways. They might scratch her inside. And she may want to eat them or feed them to her kids after use .... ?

[raylondoner]

Cucumbers are known to be promiscuous and will fuck anything that moves.

And remember, once you've gone green, you'll remain very keen! 

[Horizontal pleasures]

I hope someone in Glasgow will sample her salad and write a review.

[Vivago]

And remember, once you've gone green, you'll remain very keen! 

The abuse of veg is a slippery slope. This Filipina who I had the pleasure of a 3sum with, started out with a single cucumber.

Now she runs a greengrocers.

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[myothernameis]

If you look closely enough the carrot is covered with a condom.

She only allows protected sex with vegetables and fruits but offers bareback with clients!

She doesn't do cim, but allows you to cum in pussy, oh the irony

[pork sword]

She quotes- And I do MOST of the services that I have in list.. Well if she only does MOST of them which ones does she not do? 

[ickydicky]

The abuse of veg is a slippery slope. This Filipina who I had the pleasure of a 3sum with, started out with a single cucumber.

Now she runs a greengrocers.

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that looks an outstanding pussy. was she a great fuck

[Vivago]

that looks an outstanding pussy. was she a great fuck

Yes and a lot of laughs too and up for anything. The two really were fuck buddies so the girl on girl action got pretty steamy later on. When I first met her I thought she was a ladyboy but having seen her pussy swallow a large cucumber close up, I can confirm she is definitely female.
 


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[E.L. Wisty]

If you look closely enough the carrot is covered with a condom.

She only allows protected sex with vegetables and fruits but offers bareback with clients!

Very Odd.

[ickydicky]

Yes and a lot of laughs too and up for anything. The two really were fuck buddies so the girl on girl action got pretty steamy later on. When I first met her I thought she was a ladyboy but having seen her pussy swallow a large cucumber close up, I can confirm she is definitely female.
 


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a 3sum with 2 hoors who are really into each other is one of the best punting experience i have ever had. i went back for more. and more than once. did you?