Was looking at this hot looking Indian woman:
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External Link/Members Only CIM, nice feet pics, etc.
Then when looking through her profile you find things that frankly scared the shit out of me with the attitude. I am also of the opinion that writing things in capitals is somewhat lacking in class:
Q. ARE YOU REALLY INDIAN? CAN YOU SPEAK THE RELEVANT LANGUAGES? A. YES I CAN SPEAK THE RELEVANT LANGUAGES. I AM GENUINELY INDIAN!
IF YOU CALL ME ASKING ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS I WILL IMMEDIATELY TERMINATE THE CALL ALLOWING YOU TIME TO GO AND FAMILIARISE YOURSELF WITH MY DETAILED PROFILE.
MY RATINGS ARE A REPERTOIRE OF MY AUTHENTICITY! THE HIGH CALIBRE GENTLEMEN WHO LEAVE ME RATINGS ARE NOT AMATEURS THEY ARE HIGHLY VERIFIED THEMSELVES REINFORCING WHO LEILA CAAN ACTUALLY IS!
Q. OWO CHARGES? A. FIRSTLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
IT'S AT MY DISCRETION!
DUE TO MY ADDITIONAL SEXUAL HEALTH SCREENING CHECKS THIS SHALL INCUR A CHARGE OF £20 ON TOP OF MY TIME.
I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHERS MIGHT NOT CHARGE HOWEVER HOW CERTAIN ARE YOU THAT THEY ARE SCREENED SURPLUS TO INDUSTRY STANDARDS?
I AM, AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TESTED REGULARLY, THIS YEAR ALONE I HAVE BEEN TESTED 14 TIMES.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED?
and: A. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A SECURITY TEAM THAT ALWAYS WORKS WITH ME. THEY ARE FUNDAMENTALLY THERE TO SAFEGUARD AND PROTECT ME SHOULD THE NEED EVER ARISE.
I AM A GENUINE, REFINED, BEAUTIFUL, BONA FIDE INDIAN LADY WHO IS THE BEST INDIAN ESCORT THE UK HAS EVER SEEN! JUST PERUSE OVER MY FEEDBACK AND FIELD REPORTS!
IN ALL THE ENCOUNTERS VIA AW NOT ONE PERSON HAS SEEN THEM OR BEEN ABLE TO IDENTIFY THEM.
THEY ARE MY PERSONAL ENTOURAGE AND THEY DO NOT HINDER OR INCONVENIENCE MY CLIENTELE IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. YOUR TIME WITH ME WILL BE SAFE, SECURE AND A LEAGUE ABOVE THE REST. I TRULY AM ELITE!
UNLIKE OTHERS I HAVE WORKED THE INTERNATIONAL CIRCUIT, ONLY TO RETURN TO THE UK, MY HOME, THEY SAY IT'S WHERE THE HEART IS
and: Q. READ PROFILE PROPERLY