She's been licking a whole lot of arse lately mate, maybe just needing some post festive period 'me' time perhaps? A mini-break from our adorable clean arseholes.
Hang about though one of the fluffies will have the full SP direct from the hoor gossip text line, you can count on it
Ah Randy, the old double bluff
we all know you're in there baw deep with the 'Glasgow Superstars'.
Oh, I forgot, I'm one of them now
Had my phone on all day; not a murmer.