£1500 to watch top gear!!!

[claretandblue]

I have read some shite on awork in my time but this surely takes the biscuit? A field report of pornslut gracey harper, part of the notorious bambi black creampie collective. Full report via the link and some snippets below, must be bollocks surely?
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About the Venue   Score: 10/10

Private Meet at 5* Hotel private cottage organised and paid for by myself.

Using the acient art of :"using a Sat Nav by entering a postcode", she managed to travel to a very remote location in dangerous winter conditions without excessive complaining.

Gracey slipped past all staffs without difficulty, it is reasonable to believe she had previously recieved training from a ninja.

The pictures on her profile are almost accurate, however her eye bags after a night without sleep were not depicted accurately in her gallery. Those of a sensitive disposition to massive eyebags should avoid eye contact from 8am onwards until such time, estee lauder, max factor and chanel repairs the damage you have caused by not letting her sleep.


It goes on and on with the classic "Sex, meh... wasn't actually very interested as I was mildly annoyed I couldn't finish watching Top Gear before she arrived but I'm sure she's ace in all aspects. "

utter madness...

[cueball]

That's a weird read ain't it. He gives it positive but moans all the way through, strange

[dboy74]

The most bizarre FR I have ever read 

[berksboy]

    After 14.7 minutes becomes a genuine giggle.
   
She trys very hard, although I wasn't actually interested in sex, I just wanted to chat until forever.

I had given her a postcode, the name of the hotel and informed her that due to winter conditions it would be sensible to aim half an hour early for an on-time arrival, sadly her car lacks the capability to easily overtake granny drivers on slippy wet winter country roads, she was 16 minutes and 12 seconds GMT late, however she did inform me of her progress by illegally texting while driving. She ought to invest some of her earnings in an Audi R8 V10 with voice activated telephone functions, sports suspension and a second set of performance winter tyres.

       And he payed £1500   

[claretandblue]

    After 14.7 minutes becomes a genuine giggle.
   
She trys very hard, although I wasn't actually interested in sex, I just wanted to chat until forever.

I had given her a postcode, the name of the hotel and informed her that due to winter conditions it would be sensible to aim half an hour early for an on-time arrival, sadly her car lacks the capability to easily overtake granny drivers on slippy wet winter country roads, she was 16 minutes and 12 seconds GMT late, however she did inform me of her progress by illegally texting while driving. She ought to invest some of her earnings in an Audi R8 V10 with voice activated telephone functions, sports suspension and a second set of performance winter tyres.

       And he payed £1500   

he certainly isnt the full ticket, that sort of girl is the last one you would do an overnight with!

[berksboy]

   Very true but i would love to have a  Audi R8 V10   

[IAMBATMAN]

this has gotta be a joke right

[berksboy]

        Nope i would love a Audi R8 V10  as for the rest ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Captain Caveman]

    After 14.7 minutes becomes a genuine giggle.
   
She trys very hard, although I wasn't actually interested in sex, I just wanted to chat until forever.

I had given her a postcode, the name of the hotel and informed her that due to winter conditions it would be sensible to aim half an hour early for an on-time arrival, sadly her car lacks the capability to easily overtake granny drivers on slippy wet winter country roads, she was 16 minutes and 12 seconds GMT late, however she did inform me of her progress by illegally texting while driving. She ought to invest some of her earnings in an Audi R8 V10 with voice activated telephone functions, sports suspension and a second set of performance winter tyres.

       And he payed £1500   

Maybe it's Clarkson?

[Stealthshagger]

Imagine his feedback is from that group

[CBPaul]

Jesus wept, attempt at writing a funny fr by someone who isn't funny 

Still, at least we know she's partial to a bit of sausage in the morning and likes her eggs scrambled. I'm sure I could arrange that. Or was the author suggesting exactly that - got lost in the driving and wearing too many pairs of leggings crap - sounds like the Michelin man turned up.

[Redhead Lover]

Imagine his feedback is from that group

^^^^

This

[Silver Birch]

Did I read that right? He booked an overnighter but didn't even get a cuddle in the morning, let alone "awesome sex".

I wouldn't book an overnighter personally, but if I did, I would be expecting a session in the morning. Isn't that the point?

[cueball]

I wouldn't book an overnighter personally, but if I did, I would be expecting a session in the morning. Isn't that the point?

That's the way I would want it, I'd want balls the size of garden peas after it

[Redhead Lover]

Maybe it's Clarkson?

It could well be and he mis-red the latest Top Gear challenge - spend £1500 to find some old knackered Escort and take it up the dirtroad overnight.

[shagbambi]

It could well be and he mis-red the latest Top Gear challenge - spend £1500 to find some old knackered Escort and take it up the dirtroad overnight.

Genius

[jackdaw]

Had a quick look at guy's feedback from other WG's. Amazingly he appears to actually be a real punter...most likely not our James.

When field report starts something like: Fee 1500 quid, Extras 0 (unexpected)...you know a maniac is on the loose...who on earth pays 1500 and is expecting to pay extras??!!??

[Captain Caveman]

It could well be and he mis-red the latest Top Gear challenge - spend £1500 to find some old knackered Escort and take it up the dirtroad overnight.

 

[Silver Birch]

When field report starts something like: Fee 1500 quid, Extras 0 (unexpected)...you know a maniac is on the loose...who on earth pays 1500 and is expecting to pay extras??!!??

I did a feedback report on AW once and there was a box where you could enter a fee paid for extras, and another where you could tick (expected)

I left both blank as there were no extras or fees and when the report went up it read
Extras 0 (unexpected)

It was unexpected that unexpected appeared because unexpected was not and option to tick!!   

[jackdaw]

I did a feedback report on AW once and there was a box where you could enter a fee paid for extras, and another where you could tick (expected)

I left both blank as there were no extras or fees and when the report went up it read
Extras 0 (unexpected)

It was unexpected that unexpected appeared because unexpected was not and option to tick!!   

Cheers... the way you phrased it made me laugh...and it maybe suggests that guy doing FR isn't quite as much of a maniac as I thought.

[Jerboa]

A FR from a guy that so wants to be funny....but Isn't, he booked a overnight @£1500 but wasn't that bothered about the sex, just wanted to chat forever, and no sex in the morning, he might as well paid for Playboy tv PPV on his 5 star hotel room TV and saved a lot of cash!!!!!