'Leave your teeth in the glass by the bed..........'

[rudolph hucker]

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Come on chaps, who can summon up the courage............? 

[Cda1966]

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Come on chaps, who can summon up the courage............? 

Since you brought it up, perhaps u should TOFTT ?? 

[rudolph hucker]

Sorry, I'd love to........but I'm busy.......whatever day it is.

[Cda1966]

Sorry, I'd love to........but I'm busy.......whatever day it is.

Me too, im busy too from now on for at least the next 50 years without a break

[HappyandLucky]

Not bad tits for a 77 year old, not that I could or would.

[Happyjose]

The risk of unintentional watersports is too high, so I'm out

[nigel4498]

77 sunset strip.
and oh, how can you have a mature kitten?  surely that's a cat or Cougars!!!

[PeachyAssFan]

They say that as you get older, your range of acceptable ages to shag women gets wider. I haven't reached that point yet for a 77 year old. May be when I get to 100. Hang on, that would then make her 125 and I'm not into necrophilia.

[TPotts]

I emailed her looking for an hour tonight and see where she was based and was she hairy/shaved.

I didn;t get a reply.

[PeachyAssFan]

She probably can't make out the letters as she's fog often where she put her glasses , nor can she hear the phone ring, but it's bingo on Wednesday nights too, so I may be doing here a disservice.

[bristolqwerty]

I emailed her looking for an hour tonight and see where she was based and was she hairy/shaved.

I didn;t get a reply.

Your blatant time wasting email has only delayed genuine punters from securing a booking.  I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself.   
Says she is a good listener, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP POSTING CHEEKY ASS PICTURES