Hard on during legitimate massage

[Leonthwolf]

Anyone ever been for a legitimate full body massage and got a hard on? Also did the massuese notice and what was her reaction?

[WARSZAWA16]

Or his reaction!?

[Philmeboots]

Have you a tale to tell on the subject OP ??

[Leonthwolf]

I went to chiang thai in derby for a legitimate massage (they also offer hr downstairs) i had a back massage rather than full body but i also asked her to do my thighs. It was such a turn on lying there with a rock on. She blatantly noticed it due to the little tent id made with the tent and i saw her looking but nothing more. Ever since then ive been dying to try this again with even more legitimate places.

[Sureshot]

Yes, had a shoulder injury from playing rugby.

Im laying face down on the table with the masseusse standing by my head, leaning over to work on my back. She was young and tasty (although strictly legit). It took all my will power not to reach up and grab her arse!

Thankfully my stiff had subsided by the time i had to move

[LLPunting]

I went to chiang thai in derby for a legitimate massage (they also offer hr downstairs) i had a back massage rather than full body but i also asked her to do my thighs. It was such a turn on lying there with a rock on. She blatantly noticed it due to the little tent id made with the tent and i saw her looking but nothing more. Ever since then ive been dying to try this again with even more legitimate places.

Doesn't count if you're in a place you know does at least HR.

Try the same trick at an NHS Osteo clinic when you're sat in a chair and the clinician is manipulating your forearm OR on the touchline when the medic is massaging your hamstring after a collapsed scrum.

[LLPunting]

This is not a legit place...
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[Sureshot]

Doesn't count if you're in a place you know does at least HR.

Try the same trick at an NHS Osteo clinic when you're sat in a chair and the clinician is manipulating your forearm OR on the touchline when the medic is massaging your hamstring after a collapsed scrum.

Shocking the amount of injuries when theres a female physio

[LLPunting]

Shocking the amount of injuries when theres a female physio

Awkward in the scrum when the boys are already thinking about her! Tugging in the scrum takes on a whole new meaning.

[RogerBoner]

Earlier in the year I was having a legit massage at O Ring Massage & Spa in Pattaya.  I was dressed in the burgundy pyjamas that they provide.  There were lots of families together on the ground floor.  Upstairs there were about 10 low massage beds separated by a curtain. The people who recommended it assured me that it was 100% legit (I know what Pattaya is!).  As the middle aged masseuse was bending my knees with her foot near my groin I got hard.  She patted my willy which made it even worse.  She smiled and half opened the dividing curtain to show her fellow masseuse who had a giggle.  She whispered that there were too many people and she would finish me later but I didn't understand how that could happen. She sat on the low bed to pull up my pants to get me dressed. Her face was right in front of my cock but I was no longer aroused so left and enjoyed the massage and being a cheeky devil.

[MalvernGuy]

I had a legit massage last year & while i was lay on my front getting my thighs & glutes massaged i got semi hard and left a lot of pre cum on the towel i was lay on which was a light blue colour. It was obvious to see the wet patch when i got off the massage table lol. The MT saw it but she didn't say anything but when i tried to book again she said no lol...

[horsa]

I had a legit massage last year & while i was lay on my front getting my thighs & glutes massaged i got semi hard and left a lot of pre cum on the towel i was lay on which was a light blue colour. It was obvious to see the wet patch when i got off the massage table lol. The MT saw it but she didn't say anything but when i tried to book again she said no lol...

 

[BP96]

As a red blooded male I have no shame in flaunting that boner. It's a compliment if anything. And a nice conversation starter if the masseuse is young and pretty.

[devongent]

I regularly go for full body deep tissue massages after all the sports and fitness activities I do. I've found myself feeling turned on many times at the hands of some really great female masseuses. Usually when they're easing out my lower back muscles into my glutes while they've got my underwear folded back and hooked into the towel covering my legs. If the masseuses hands seem to wander the merest fraction beyond what is usually the standard safe area. Fortunately, being on your front they'd never notice. However, move onto massaging the back of my thighs, and if still feeling aroused, I'll need to start biting my tongue and thinking about something horrid before being asked to turn over. A handful of times I've felt a semi rising while on my back and a mental dilemma whether to just go with it or pray it'll pass. Ultimately it's not cool to display a boner at a professional spa.

[Steelworker]

I go to a legit Thai massage just down the road from me. The lady is about 40 and quite good looking. I’ve been about 10 times. It’s a great hard massage. No issues until the last time when she got a bit close on a couple of the inner leg stuff. Despite me thinking ugly thoughts, I developed a full erection. I apologised and she laughed saying, ‘happen often no problem’. She simply moved on and it went back to sleep. Thank fuck 

[snaitram99]

Steel can I just ask where you go for the legit Thai massage? (PM if you prefer). Found I quite like occasionally getting pulled about in a legit traditional Thai massage, even with no extras. Haven't got aroused by this though - prob a good thing.

[threechilliman]

Reminds me of when I was in a public massage place and one gent got a wee bit excited as he was receiving 'treatment'....

As for myself, not a massage but a medical appointment that involved two nurses fiddling with my bits. Unfortunately I'd taken the opportunity to book myself a punt for afterwards (never miss an opportunity!) and had popped a tab in advance. Both were lookers, one in her twenties, the other a milf and once they started 'fiddling' the inevitable happened. Slightly embarrassing but we all laughed it off as 'one of those things'. The milfy one did say 'I'll take that as a compliment'. Shame they didn't look at each other, wink and proceed to give me a double BJ.

[Tricks]

Shame they didn't look at each other, wink and proceed to give me a double BJ.

In your dreams

Similar thing happened to me. I went to my doctors for a full medical paid for by my employer and the doctor was feeling my balls and scrotum (No idea what she was checking for) and I got a stiffy on. No reaction at all from the doc

[Cervixbanger]

In your dreams

Similar thing happened to me. I went to my doctors for a full medical paid for by my employer and the doctor was feeling my balls and scrotum (No idea what she was checking for) and I got a stiffy on. No reaction at all from the doc

She was checking for testicular cancer.

[threechilliman]

In your dreams

Aye, that moment when it either turns into a porno or..... back to reality. Ah well!

[Grenadier36]

In your dreams

Similar thing happened to me. I went to my doctors for a full medical paid for by my employer and the doctor was feeling my balls and scrotum (No idea what she was checking for) and I got a stiffy on. No reaction at all from the doc

When you start enjoying prostate exams you know you need help! 

[LLPunting]

When you start enjoying prostate exams you know you need help! 

When your doctor keeps calling you back for prostate exams you're in trouble.  Maybe less so if she's hot and frisky.

[Grenadier36]

When your doctor keeps calling you back for prostate exams you're in trouble.  Maybe less so if she's hot and frisky.

Mine's a middle aged Asian fella, my typical luck! 

[playpal69]

Steel can I just ask where you go for the legit Thai massage? (PM if you prefer). Found I quite like occasionally getting pulled about in a legit traditional Thai massage, even with no extras. Haven't got aroused by this though - prob a good thing.

Once you start getting extras in a massage place, I can't imagine how I'd go back to the same place for a straight massage 
Like saying ' keep your clothes on this time luv' not going to happen

[atmos]

Its happened a couple of times with me. First was a perfectly legit massage in a hotel in Calcutta - the guy giving me the massage just draped a towel over it! The second was in a perfectly legit place in London - the lass massaged me without the customary towel and I got a bit 'excited'.

My first experience (unintended) of HE was in a parlour in Kathmandu - I expected something legit but the girl had other ideas! 'Nuff said ..   

[charming_red]

Its quite common and even though my body is crying out for a massage I avoid going because of the embarassment!

Nonetheless, a professional masseuse would know how to deal with it without making you feel uncomfortable.

[Mkdng]

Its quite common and even though my body is crying out for a massage I avoid going because of the embarassment!

Nonetheless, a professional masseuse would know how to deal with it without making you feel uncomfortable.

A lot of masseuses take it as a complement if you get a stiffy as they know you are really enjoying the massage 

[peguslegus]

Had a massage at a health club with a towel to cover the nethers, she did briefly whip it away to give the buttocks a quick pummelling, with her fingers brushing the tip of my dick a few times which got me hard. Went back recently and noticed she didn't leave a towel to cover myself when left to disrobe. She did seem to keep going back to by bum quite a lot during the massage, and when I turned over I was fully hard. Massaged either side of my dick and laid her hands on abdomen (something to do with energy flow?) with hand tantalizingly touching the tip, which got me twitching. Gradually deflated as she moved around and then got hard again when she started running fingers through chest hair and kinda massaging. Kept eyes closed and didn't say anything, don't want to get blacklisted as it's an enjoyably sensual non sexual massage. In conclusion, nothing happened apart from a turgid chakra. She also has giant tits, did I mention that? Lovely woman...

[Belgarion]

Happened fairly recently during a deep tissue massage. Everything was fine until she asked me to turn over. As I did and she started massaging my thighs, the bastard arose and lifted the towel.

She didn't react to it and I started thinking of other things. I was completely embarrassed as I actually fancied her. Haven't been back since but she sent a text yesterday letting me know the working hours next week.

[fallentrees1321]

Had it a few times . I used to do quite a lot of road cycling so used to have sports massages fairly often . The place I used to go to was strictly legit and you had male and female staff . There was this one girl who worked there who was right up my street in terms of looks . The first time she massaged me she was working my quads when I started to feel myself getting aroused . Eventually it became a noticeable tent in the sports shorts I was wearing . She blatantly noticed it and just said "dont worry we get it all the time , some people are more sensitive "  . Im guessing if you spend your work days massaging mens legs then chances are you are going to get some of them aroused .

The most embarrassing incident ever was when I had gone to see a GP about an injury up the side of my thigh / hip . The GP surgery I was registered to was a massive one so had loads of Dr's . This day my appointment was with this young fit Dr. To examine the injury I had to drop my jeans so she could have a look and feel around the top of my thigh and hip area  . The minute she started touching and squeezing I started to get wood straight away . She just started blushing and I didn't know what to do or say . Eventually she says thanks you can put your pants back on now . Trying to get these already quite well fitted jeans back on with a pole on  was quite a struggle whilst she is sat there watching not knowing what to do . All round  fairly awkward .

[thor555]

I don’t trust myself, knock one out before and enjoy the legit massage.

[albsure69]

I used to go for a legit massage at a local beauty place to help relax after a heavy time at work at my first appointment she said she was happy for me to be as undressed as I felt comfortable and I am sure that she used to deliberately massage me to get me erect as I lay there naked.

As I say this was a totally legit place but she cause me to get some massive boners.

[Kinky Foxx]

I don’t trust myself, knock one out before and enjoy the legit massage.

The Solution to the problem gents.....


Not sure if this counts but my  first recent visit to a new dentists, name called out by a 'young bit of stuff', had to walk behind her up 2 flights of plush carpeted stairs,

sexy bum virtually in my face, reminded me of of the start of so many hot punts in attic rooms...etc....result?...tremendous boner I had to keep down with both hands

whilst in the chair..I don't think she noticed.....I hope not...

[The Outsider]

I've only ever had one massage and it was a totally legit "sports massage".  I was too busy trying not to cry out in pain to even think sexy thoughts! 

[Strokemeplease]

A while back I used to regularly visit a legit Thai establishment for full body massage, always seeing the same masseuse. I often wondered how she would react if I got an erection, so on one occasion I took a blue pill just before the start of the massage, reckoning on the full effect becoming apparent towards the end. She obviously noticed that something was different because she gave some CC swipes while I was face down, which she had never done before. After the turn she looked my erection, smiled and said nothing. She massaged my legs, working her way up and then massaged all around the base of my cock. Thinking that a happy ending must be on offer, I picked up her hand and put it on my cock, but she snatched it away. I offered first £20, and then kept upping my offer but she refused even £60. She then said "you do it yourself", which I did with her looking on and seeming to enjoy watching. She gave a big grin and a "thumbs up" sign when I spunked, then wiped me down and carried on with the massage.

[prophethezikah]

It's happened on occasion, but I don't count or make note of it because it's not a big deal. It's just the bodies response to relaxation, so doesn't phase me.

[Massageseeker71]

Had a few massages from the therapist my wife uses. This is done in the house so no matter how fit she is total control is required. So far so good

[LLPunting]

It's happened on occasion, but I don't count or make note of it because it's not a big deal. It's just the bodies response to relaxation, so doesn't phase me.

Do you say the same to the masseuse when you come?

[Silver Birch]

She then said "you do it yourself", which I did with her looking on and seeming to enjoy watching.

I had this situation once but I bottled it and left frustrated and regretful   

[Itzmurph]

When you start enjoying prostate exams you know you need help! 

When he (the doctor) says “look no hands” you know it’s time to well and truly leg it out of there



As for the boner in a legit massage place, don’t worry. It’s well known to happen and the masseur will be professional enough to ignore it knowing the client is most likely a bit embarrassed about it. AND professional enough to call time on the massage and never see you again if you try taking that further than welcome, big difference between a legit massage person and some Thai giving a quick polish lol

[Big Bad R]

 Visiting some islands in Indian Ocean with wife. She thought it would be romantic to have his and her massages in a room with a glass bottom over the sea. We were actually next to each other. 2 hot young laidies and the inevitable happened, tried to hide it without much success. Got some knowing looks and the wife thought it was funny ! Good session when we got back to our room