Figging-anyone tried it?

[bristolbcfc]

Talking to a WG a while back, she was on about putting a very fine piece down my japs eye, I politely declined anyone tried it?

[cueball]

Fuck that, my japs eye is exit only (like my arse hole)

[shagbambi]

At the GUM clinic...

[hockogrockle]

For a cystoscopy.

[sticko]

Talking to a WG a while back, she was on about putting a very fine piece down my japs eye, I politely declined anyone tried it?

A fine piece of what exactly?  UKP - widening my sexual education every day...

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[cueball]

A fine piece of what exactly? 
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Welding rod

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Welding rod

 

[bristolbcfc]

A fine piece of what exactly?  UKP - widening my sexual education every day...

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Ginger

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[Qwerty]

This place is full of stuff I hadn't come across anywhere else!

But according to those articles, the ginger goes where the sun don't shine, rather than the wiener winker

Can't say I feel the appeal though

[Quesadilla]

A fine piece of what exactly?  UKP - widening my sexual education every day...

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Actually if it's going down your japs eye it's usually a very fine rod - not ginger! It's called sounding or urethral sounding and is not the same as figging at all.  I've seen it done in a few movies and one of my regs has done it to a guy.  As with all of the penis the urethra is full of very sensitive nerves so apparently it can be quite pleasurable.  Some people push shit right into the bladder and I think you can even somehow stimulate the prostrate gland from it - but it seems pretty high risk as if not done correctly it can tear the lining of the urethra or worse. 

To each their own - this one I am not rushing to put on the bucket list.  Although - never say never. 

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[bristolbcfc]

Seems a bit strange with a little bit poking out the end and i wouldn't call that a 'fine' piece of ginger


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[Punting Valley]

Actually if it's going down your japs eye it's usually a very fine rod - not ginger! It's called sounding or urethral sounding and is not the same as figging at all.  I've seen it done in a few movies and one of my regs has done it to a guy.  As with all of the penis the urethra is full of very sensitive nerves so apparently it can be quite pleasurable.  Some people push shit right into the bladder and I think you can even somehow stimulate the prostrate gland from it - but it seems pretty high risk as if not done correctly it can tear the lining of the urethra or worse. 

To each their own - this one I am not rushing to put on the bucket list.  Although - never say never. 

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Good practice for future urinary catheterisation when I am in nursing home

[twiglet]

I think I'll leave this one off my list too.

As said before, not done correctly could end up doing some serious damage.

[vt]

Why??

Something that was done in Ancient times as punishment/torture is not something I'm going to do for pleasure! 

[Quatro]

WTF???

[jackdaw]

Maybe slipping a re-in forcing rod up there might be a more effective way of keeping hard than will power or Viagra?

[SirFrank]

I once asked Chloe Maffia (when she claimed she didn't escort but was advertising £1000ph) if she'd stick uncooked spaghetti down my hogs eye (and if so how much would it cost). She never replied. The fucking skank. Anyhow - there's fucking nowt going down there. Anyone who's had a catheter down there will tell you there's nowt pleasant about it

[Gordo987]

Every time I learn about stuff like this I have to adjust my perversion rating a bit more to the “vanilla” end of the scale. In the case of Figging; a bloody site more. 

[walking dead]

I had a swob at the gum clinic last year.
They stuck it down there.
It was awful. Can't understand why anyone would pay to have that done. I wouldn't take money for someone to do it to me

[Gordo987]

I had a swob at the gum clinic last year.
They stuck it down there.
It was awful. Can't understand why anyone would pay to have that done. I wouldn't take money for someone to do it to me

Similar experience(s) when having my bladder examined. Even though a nurse what holding my cock, it still was not a pleasant feeling.

And while we are on the subject of weird sexual stuff, what about erotic asphyxiation? Has anybody ever used something like it, either when flying solo or as part of punting or fucking? 

[jcdmj12]

I've seen a few WGs/Dominatrices advertising urethral sounding.  Unless they have access to an autoclave for sterilising the things properly (yeah, right), it's a very nasty bladder infection waiting to happen.

[JV547845]

Are you at risk of losing the piece of ginger up your arse?

[accylad]

I had a cystoscopy once. Felt like I was being hoovered out and that was with local anaesthetic.

Trust me. You don't want ANYTHING shoving in your urethra.

[Jimmyredcab]

I've seen a few WGs/Dominatrices advertising urethral sounding. Unless they have access to an autoclave for sterilising the things properly (yeah, right), it's a very nasty bladder infection waiting to happen.

Some do, believe it or not.     

[hockogrockle]

I once asked Chloe Maffia (when she claimed she didn't escort but was advertising £1000ph) if she'd stick uncooked spaghetti down my hogs eye (and if so how much would it cost). She never replied. The fucking skank. Anyhow - there's fucking nowt going down there. Anyone who's had a catheter down there will tell you there's nowt pleasant about it

Couldn't agree more with the last sentence! I had a catheter put in while I was unconscious (fortunately), and it was taken out the following morning by a nurse, who told me to take a deep breath. As I did so, she yanked on the catheter. It was like having a lighted match run down my urethra! I realised very quickly that the reason for the deep breath was to stop me going "aaaargh" and upsetting everybody else in the ward. The discomfort was hardly surprising: the "business end" of a catheter is enormous! I could not believe they had got something that size inside my willy! And as an aside: it is the only time in my life an attractive female has taken a firm grip on my prick without me finding the experience the least bit sexy.
So, by and large, having anything inserted into the interior of my penis is something I will happily forego. It explains why ti seems to be a service provided by dominatrices (I assume that is the plural of "dominatrix", although I'm not at all sure on that point.)

[JamesFD]

Are you at risk of losing the piece of ginger up your arse?

It should be whittled into a shape a bit like a butt plug so there's a notch for your ringpiece to get a grip of which should stop it slipping in.

[JV547845]

It should be whittled into a shape a bit like a butt plug so there's a notch for your ringpiece to get a grip of which should stop it slipping in.

Yep, good advice.  The flange in the photo in the wikipedia article looked a bit small External Link/Members Only .  It's put images in my head of togas, slaves, greeks and romans in a bdsm mash up scene.

[HappyandLucky]

You learn something new everyday  . I guess the real hardcore swap the ginger for a Scotch bonnet chilli  and have 3 eyes watering at the same time

[Qwerty]

I can't understand why everyone's talking about putting it in the urethra

The links talk about the practice as being to put it up the rear end.

Not that there's the remotest chance I'd be up for that either.

[Barry Shipton]

You'd be amazed what some of our members willingly pay for - this post by the appropriately named japseyeuk caused a few members on the North East boards to wince:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=47645.msg627769#msg627769

But then looking at that Wilipedia entry above I noticed this link, it seems quite a few of us would be due for a dose of 'rhaphanidosis' - the ancient punishment for adultery otherwise know as having a radish shoved up your jacksy:

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[LL]

You'd be amazed what some of our members willingly pay for - this post by the appropriately named japseyeuk caused a few members on the North East boards to wince:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=47645.msg627769#msg627769

But then looking at that Wilipedia entry above I noticed this link, it seems quite a few of us would be due for a dose of 'rhaphanidosis' - the ancient punishment for adultery otherwise know as having a radish shoved up your jacksy:

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Freaks.
I've only had one thing stuffed in my chap's-eye (I made the term politically-correct ) is a swab at the GUM clinic. I don't know why the nurse did that as every other time I've been for a sexual health screening this technique has not been necessary (with the painless alternative of a urine test being sufficient to check for gonorrhoea). I can only conclude that the bitch was a sexual sadist.

Here's a thought for you. If it's called "figging" then why is it ginger that's rammed in your chap's-eye and not a fig?!

[walking dead]

On the back of this thread I decided it was time for a visit to the clinic. Popped in today, swab down my jabs eye, and it was awful,  again.  Maybe not as bad as the first time bit made me wince out loud. I think it's the first time in my life there was a sexy and I mean sexy woman holding my flaccid penis and moving it around and knowing what was coming there was zero chance of an embarrassing boner.

And I have to ask has anyone actually had a boner in the clinic?

[Quesadilla]

I can't understand why everyone's talking about putting it in the urethra

The links talk about the practice as being to put it up the rear end.

Not that there's the remotest chance I'd be up for that either.

The OP seems to have mixed his metaphors - although the title is "figging" which relates to stuffing  ginger up the arse  the original post clearly refers to something more like urethral sounding:

Talking to a WG a while back, she was on about putting a very fine piece down my japs eye, I politely declined anyone tried it?

[bristolbcfc]

The OP seems to have mixed his metaphors - although the title is "figging" which relates to stuffing  ginger up the arse  the original post clearly refers to something more like urethral sounding:

No mixed metaphors, it was as i said having a fine piece of ginger down the japs eye. Apparently the sensation is similar to have a piece cut to shape and placed up the back door. The 2 links were used simply to explain the use of ginger. Uretha sounding is something completely different.

Quote taken from another site:

Well there is the standard way, and then there is the truly evil way. You
could insert a sliver of ginger into the penis...I wouldn't recommend it
personally, but it was used as a torture (but with bamboo slivers not
ginger)

Bonnie and I have do this often and it is terrible and wonderful. If
you insert it into a flaccid penis, it will become a true woody in
seconds. It is exquisite agony and, when you come, it is ecstasy.

[Swsnapper]

On the back of this thread I decided it was time for a visit to the clinic. Popped in today, swab down my jabs eye, and it was awful,  again.  Maybe not as bad as the first time bit made me wince out loud. I think it's the first time in my life there was a sexy and I mean sexy woman holding my flaccid penis and moving it around and knowing what was coming there was zero chance of an embarrassing boner.

And I have to ask has anyone actually had a boner in the clinic?

I did get an erection when having my balls shaved by a Filipino nurse, pre vasectomy!  I was doing so well right until the last patch of hair when her hands strayed a bit too near the old boy and he went up.

Very embarrassing and was then constantly on my mind whilst having the op with a local anaesthetic I would happen again - no danger of that though

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[Krystyna]

When i first started working there was a genuine lesbian working in the parlour and she once said that the night before she and her `latest ` had tried `figging `,  now back in the day i didnt know that much about many of the sexual terms my workmates talked about but in this case it seemed that my other work buddies didnt know  about `figging ` either , so we sat and let this butch bird tell us in detail .
She said that they both got a condom and pierced several holes in it , then shoved some ginger in the condom , then shoved it up their arse .
They then sat and waited to see what happened .  She reckoned that when the effects took hold , that the pair of them didnt know whether to shit , piss or cum - such was the effect of their experiment .
Suffice top say iv never tried it and only remembered this night of joyous ginger fun when i read this topic .
However , i hope if any of you guys DO actually try it then you will let the rest of us know if she was tellin the truth or just bullshittin us all 

[Boundless]

I had a swob at the gum clinic last year.
They stuck it down there.
It was awful. Can't understand why anyone would pay to have that done. I wouldn't take money for someone to do it to me

Absolutely.
I had the same at GUM, it was already inflamed, then this doc sticks a wire down there, fuck me that hurt!
I'm sure he was extra rough as his attitude was total shit, you've been screwing around therefore you deserve it. Cunt!
 

[Gordo987]

Absolutely.
I had the same at GUM, it was already inflamed, then this doc sticks a wire down there, fuck me that hurt!
I'm sure he was extra rough as his attitude was total shit, you've been screwing around therefore you deserve it. Cunt!

Yes, and I see his point. Be more careful in future.

[Boundless]

Yes, and I see his point. Be more careful in future.

I was careful, I don't know what caused it all the tests came back negative.