English Rebecca - Bristol College Green

[Mcping]

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This review is of a meet before joining UKP and hence not reviewed at the time.


ER is very well reviewed on here so no need to comment on location etc etc but the flat was very nice and easy parking.

Her pics are very accurate and ER is a good looking girl....if only she’d been so open about her LACTATING tits 

A 30 minute booking at £80 also mostly spent talking crap about her gym / move to wales and fuck knows what other shit... inevitably the conversation leads to her illness (kidney failure) and then without prompting or warning her fucking milking herself inches from my face as we lay on the bed 

I now appreciate the lactating is a side effect of her illness but such a massive turn off !

Getting bored of the conversation I did try to salvage the punt with some good owo and doggy but then she kept complaining not to go too hard...again due to her illness.

Eventually I gave up on the sex and opted for owo & cim which actually wasn’t bad.

Bottom line - totally overrated in my opinion. I understand some like the chatty types and happy to pay £80+ to talk and feel you made a friend but I’m more into a bit more fucking.
In fairness she does advertise a GFE and perhaps I’m looking for more bang for my buck...

I don’t want to sound totally heartless about her condion but this needs to be broadcast so all are well aware
                                               ER has LACTATING tits

ER was very adamant I confirmed I knew the fee before booking, I think she should be just as clear with punters to her health issue

[Karl_gustav1]

To be fair, I’ve never met her and i knew about them?

[vw]

Thanks for the review mcping.   

How much milk was there out of interest? 

[Mcping]

Thanks for the review mcping.   

How much milk was there out of interest?

Not enough for your cornflakes but enough 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review, which adds some welcome balance. 

To be fair, I’ve never met her and i knew about them?

I might have seen that somewhere but forgotten it and it hasn't been mentioned a lot, so it is worth mentioning.

However, from a previous thread, I do remember this, which would piss me off:

ER was very adamant I confirmed I knew the fee before booking

[PeachyAssFan]

As ever  thanks for the review and calling it as you see.
Apologies for asking, but when  you said she was milking herself, do you think was this as part of trying to turn you on (I guess some blokes like “bitty”) or sorting out leakage on her part?

[EnglishRebecca121]

I have to admit i find this hard to believe as i never tell people to not go hard in sex, also ive only been lactating a few months.....

However im sorry i wasnt to your taste, but i do offer a gfe and i always give the allotted time after the chat, the chat is never included in your time.

I am happy to offer you a free 30 mins as an apology for talking to much,  and i promise not to lactate onto you,

x

[Mcping]

I have to admit i find this hard to believe as i never tell people to not go hard in sex, also ive only been lactating a few months.....

However im sorry i wasnt to your taste, but i do offer a gfe and i always give the allotted time after the chat, the chat is never included in your time.

I am happy to offer you a free 30 mins as an apology for talking to much,  and i promise not to lactate onto you,

Thanks but no thanks. I really appreciate the sentiment of your offer but perhaps it’s better directed at one of the white knight fluffies, they’ve earnt it 

x

Thanks but no thanks. I really do appreciate the offer but I think others might deserve it more for their support

[holland]

Thanks but no thanks. I really do appreciate the offer but I think others might deserve it more for their support

 

[insignia]

To be honest i think mentioning somebodies illness on her is out of order. ER has made no secret of it but im sure she dosn't need reminding

[vw]

To be honest i think mentioning somebodies illness on her is out of order. ER has made no secret of it but im sure she dosn't need reminding

How can you be sure what she wants, she reminds both the forums lots.   

[houseboot]

To be honest i think mentioning somebodies illness on her is out of order. ER has made no secret of it but im sure she dosn't need reminding

Que?

[houseboot]

How can you be sure what she wants, she reminds both the forums lots.   

Que?

[TerryTibbs]

Thanks but no thanks. I really do appreciate the offer but I think others might deserve it more for their support

Can I have the free 30 mins then.....?

Would not want them to go to waste :-)

Please   

Regards

Terry 

[James999]

To be honest i think mentioning somebodies illness on her is out of order.

Bullshit, that's like Top Gear reviewing a car and not mentioning that the gearbox kept slipping.

And in ER's case, Some girls make their USP the fact they are young / schoolgirl type / others Milfs / Others Porn star experience, ERs USP is her illnesses and medical tales, she even tells the world when she has the shits 

[James999]

I have to admit i find this hard to believe as i never tell people to not go hard in sex, also ive only been lactating a few months.....

Do you remember the booking with McPing?

[vw]

ERs USP is her illnesses and medical tales, she even tells the world when she has the shits 

so true, even puts photos on her adverts to confirm these things

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Sad she is unwell but she uses illness more than any other escort i have come across. 

Que?

See above, and read her posts.

[lostandfound]

Do you remember the booking with McPing?

I did wonder about that, because McPing said

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This review is of a meet before joining UKP and hence not reviewed at the time.

A 30 minute booking at £80

Looking at ER's profile she currently charges £80 for 30 minutes. According to McPing's profile he joined UKP in November 2016. (November 08, 2016).

So I'm wondering when ER last changed the price she charges for 30 minutes.

Here is a review from March 2016 - £70 for half and hour. Many girls put their prices up at the start of the year, which would be 2017.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90112.0

[EnglishRebecca121]

I did wonder about that, because McPing said

Looking at ER's profile she currently charges £80 for 30 minutes. According to McPing's profile he joined UKP in November 2016. (November 08, 2016).

So I'm wondering when ER last changed the price she charges for 30 minutes.

Jan 2017

[lostandfound]

Jan 2017

You beat me to it! Though I was only guessing.

[hamchang]

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I knew she reminded me of someone and I've just twigged - katie hopkins.

Not for me. Even without lactation and extensive medical history. 

[finn5555]

To be honest i think mentioning somebodies illness on her is out of order. ER has made no secret of it but im sure she dosn't need reminding

She bangs on about it constantly 

[James999]

Do you remember the booking with McPing?

ER why not answer this question?

[EnglishRebecca121]

ER why not answer this question?

 No I don't remember it but if it was over a year ago I wouldn't I guess

[smiths]

No I don't remember it but if it was over a year ago I wouldn't I guess

So you don't recall charging a punter £80 for 30 mins before January this year when you put your rate up to £80 from £70 so you have said above.

[lostandfound]

Just had a look, and there is a field report dated November 30, 2016 for ER on AW, by maverick3489, stating he paid £70 for 30 minutes.

[vw]

Just had a look, and there is a field report dated November 30, 2016 for ER on AW, by maverick3489, stating he paid £70 for 30 minutes.

she has all sorts of prices, see the goat review. 

When I tried to book her again she messed me around so I haven’t seen her since.  I texted and said “Can I see you today for 30 mins please” – she replied with “how much is 30 mins”?  I felt insulted and annoyed – I always bring the right money and she had seen me before.  So I said “what it says on your profile”.  She said “if you don’t say how much I can’t see you as 2 people recently have turned up with the wrong money”.  So I said “OK I won’t see you in that case”.  Shame as she could have had me as a regular.  Her first reply should have been something like “Great I’d love to see you again, that'll be £70 for 30mins, what time?”

Cheers! 

[Grumbleguts]

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I knew she reminded me of someone and I've just twigged - katie hopkins.

Not for me. Even without lactation and extensive medical history. 

Katie Hopkins, pity she didnt escort somebody could fuck some sense into her

[nigel4498]

ER reminds me of Stacey Dooley.

[hamchang]

ER reminds me of Stacey Dooley.

can't see that - I would punt Dooley no problems... Rebecca and the utter shithouse hopkins has the sort of facial features my brother would fall for. Naaaaay bother.

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[bigmanbigman]

Hourses for courses if you read e.r . reviews you know what you are getting .
Good or bad .

[vw]

Hourses for courses if you read e.r . reviews you know what you are getting .
Good or bad .

Did you review her as oring123 or 306 ?   

[finn5555]

can't see that - I would punt Dooley no problems... Rebecca and the utter shithouse hopkins has the sort of facial features my brother would fall for. Naaaaay bother.

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Not the most flattering of photos for ER 

[bristolqwerty]

Depends if watching "Casualty" on a Saturday gives you a boner?    (I don't think that's ER)
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[finn5555]

Depends if watching "Casualty" on a Saturday gives you a boner?    (I don't think that's ER)
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No thanks 

[Doombar]

Depends if watching "Casualty" on a Saturday gives you a boner?    (I don't think that's ER)
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Perhaps she should change her name to "Emergency Room"? 

[James999]

Perhaps she should theme her room for a more authentic experience

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[Cornish sub]

Not enough for your cornflakes but enough 

[Whistling Dixie]

Seems a little odd that the op should post a review yesterday from way way back before he joined when he has been such an active reviewer since joining.

Couldn't be anything be anything to do with this exchange the day before yesterday on the London board could it?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=167213.0

 

[James999]

Seems a little odd that the op should post a review yesterday from way way back before he joined when he has been such an active reviewer since joining.

Couldn't be anything be anything to do with this exchange the day before yesterday on the London board could it?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=167213.0

Don't be a cunt, if you read the thread you've linked you would see he was asked to post a review 

[Whistling Dixie]

Don't be a cunt, if you read the thread you've linked you would see he was asked to post a review 

 

[vw]

Seems a little odd that the op should post a review yesterday from way way back before he joined when he has been such an active reviewer since joining.

Couldn't be anything be anything to do with this exchange the day before yesterday on the London board could it?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=167213.0

 

He was requested to make a review by a few members to make it formal. 

Pathetic WK attempt anyway.    What a loser are you angling at an extra grape?   

[raylondoner]

This is getting a tad tedious!   

[vw]

This is getting a tad tedious!   

Nowhere near as your tedious obsession with Paris.   

Maybe stop reading?  Go chat with your clever prossie friend instead?   

[raylondoner]

Nowhere near as your tedious obsession with Paris.   

Maybe stop reading?  Go chat with your clever prossie friend instead?   

Yawn! May I ask why you use the name “virtual”, surely “total” would be more accurate?

For once though, probably the first time, you have made a sensible comment/suggestion, so I’ve now blocked this thread! 

[Bangers and Gash]

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Rebecca really needs to get better incall premises. 

[Devon Maverick]

Strewth some of the criticism is a bit unfair imho ..and no I’m not a white knight ..this chatting which gets remarked about doesnt come out of the paid for time I know for sure because I wasn’t charged for chat time!
I would much rather have a booking with an easy to get on with escort where conversation flows very easily than akward silences with no empathy.
ER seems to have many for and some against but certainly I found her totally honest and a good escort to meet who was very genuine...and was top notch with her performance

[vw]

I’m not a white knight ..

Why do they always start sentences like that?  Just like those that start sentences I'm not racist but......

Why announce you are not, its as if you are hiding something.

[Brazilian Martian]

Strewth some of the criticism is a bit unfair imho ..and no I’m not a white knight ..this chatting which gets remarked about doesnt come out of the paid for time I know for sure because I wasn’t charged for chat time!
I would much rather have a booking with an easy to get on with escort where conversation flows very easily than akward silences with no empathy.
ER seems to have many for and some against but certainly I found her totally honest and a good escort to meet who was very genuine...and was top notch with her performance

Well your avatar clearly shows you are a white knight 

[James999]

I’m not a white knight

The fact that you thought you were, don't be surprised if others now spot it