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North West / Maria - Cosmopolitan - Manchester
« by Jimbag1 on Today at 03:43:00 am »I've been into Cosmo's once or twice since it moved, but they've always been fully booked or no one was on who took my fancy. For whatever reason, I decided to stick it out and try it properly this time. The new location is done up almost exactly the same as the last one. I think it has the same furniture in it and everything.
I was interested in seeing Alexis, described as a 20-year-old redhead from NZ on the phone. She'd just been booked for an hour when I arrived so I went with Maria who I was told would be available in 5 minutes. I sat around in reception for a solid 20+ minutes, which was the first major negative. To make matters worse, there were two other guys in the waiting room and the receptionist said "They're not waiting to see anyone so don't worry. They're just waiting for their friend who's with someone at the moment". But then one by one, girls become available and the men who were sat did go off with them, so they absolutely were waiting. It seemed like such a bizarrely underhand and outright bold lie to tell. If they'd told me the wait would be so long I would have left, but there was a sunk cost fallacy at play so I ended up just sticking it out.
Eventually Maria arrived. I paid £50 for half an hour. She's a fairly average Cosmopolitan girl. Good looking but nothing special. Eastern European. Nice enough but her English isn't strong enough to have much of a conversation with. I did try.
Once we got to the room, we got straight down to business. No kissing. No real foreplay to speak of. Condom on and a fairly harsh BJ. She got on top for a short while but gave up quite quickly. We moved onto doggy and then missionary. Classic pump and dump stuff. I wasn't really feeling it so decided to finish myself off. I thought I'd look at having a little repeat of my impromptu dom session with Kellyanne mentioned in my other recent review to spice things up and "get there" so I guided her hand to my throat and, to her credit, she was happy to oblige with a bit of choking.
Maria seems nice but it wasn't amazing service, I didn't leave feeling especially fulfilled and, like I say, they made me wait around for absolutely ages by blatantly lying to me upfront.
I was able to get a look at Alexis on the way out and she wasn't really what I expected. She is a redhead but it's an odd sort of almost bowlcut style and I completely see where the comments about her attitude come from because she had what can only be described as resting bitch face. I got the vibe that the reviews about her on here are probably spot on.
Anyway, it's sad really. I used to love Cosmo's in its previous location and was there very frequently. This new location is much less convenient for me but if I'd had a better experience, I'd probably still make the trek over there. Sadly, I don't really feel like doing so any time soon. I'm sure I will check it out again eventually but we'll see.
Cosmo's don't have a website so no profile is available for Maria. Their number is: 0161 236 6307
I was interested in seeing Alexis, described as a 20-year-old redhead from NZ on the phone. She'd just been booked for an hour when I arrived so I went with Maria who I was told would be available in 5 minutes. I sat around in reception for a solid 20+ minutes, which was the first major negative. To make matters worse, there were two other guys in the waiting room and the receptionist said "They're not waiting to see anyone so don't worry. They're just waiting for their friend who's with someone at the moment". But then one by one, girls become available and the men who were sat did go off with them, so they absolutely were waiting. It seemed like such a bizarrely underhand and outright bold lie to tell. If they'd told me the wait would be so long I would have left, but there was a sunk cost fallacy at play so I ended up just sticking it out.
Eventually Maria arrived. I paid £50 for half an hour. She's a fairly average Cosmopolitan girl. Good looking but nothing special. Eastern European. Nice enough but her English isn't strong enough to have much of a conversation with. I did try.
Once we got to the room, we got straight down to business. No kissing. No real foreplay to speak of. Condom on and a fairly harsh BJ. She got on top for a short while but gave up quite quickly. We moved onto doggy and then missionary. Classic pump and dump stuff. I wasn't really feeling it so decided to finish myself off. I thought I'd look at having a little repeat of my impromptu dom session with Kellyanne mentioned in my other recent review to spice things up and "get there" so I guided her hand to my throat and, to her credit, she was happy to oblige with a bit of choking.
Maria seems nice but it wasn't amazing service, I didn't leave feeling especially fulfilled and, like I say, they made me wait around for absolutely ages by blatantly lying to me upfront.
I was able to get a look at Alexis on the way out and she wasn't really what I expected. She is a redhead but it's an odd sort of almost bowlcut style and I completely see where the comments about her attitude come from because she had what can only be described as resting bitch face. I got the vibe that the reviews about her on here are probably spot on.
Anyway, it's sad really. I used to love Cosmo's in its previous location and was there very frequently. This new location is much less convenient for me but if I'd had a better experience, I'd probably still make the trek over there. Sadly, I don't really feel like doing so any time soon. I'm sure I will check it out again eventually but we'll see.
Cosmo's don't have a website so no profile is available for Maria. Their number is: 0161 236 6307