Things that have stopped, or upset a meeting?

[localdriver75]

I've had a very weird start to the year.

It's like someone is trying to stop me from meeting anyone.

It started with a booking that I made in Jan.

1. The woman was nothing like her picture so I walked.
2. Then later on I made a booking with another woman. Who informed me that she was no longer working when I called back
3. About a month later I made a booking with a lady that gave me her details. I got to the area and realised that I had a missed call, when I phoned back she said she had an emergency and she needed to go home. Her giggles gave it away, and she said that she would phone me once she was back, and she never phoned. 
4. Since then I have tried calling other ladies and none of them have got back to me.

But I've saved a lot of ££££.

So I thought I would try my luck again by phoning an agency. I explained that the journey would take me about an hour, and they asked me to make an appointment. This was going to be a 140 mile round trip, and I wasn't going to mess then around.

Well guess what happened when I phoned them up to let them know I was here? The maid said "I am so sorry but she has had to go home and will not be coming back for the day!!!"

I couldn't believe it, but she said I can come in to look at the other ladies. I was introduced to the others and I was just about to walk, when she said that it would be a shame to leave especially since you have come all this way.

I was offered a drink, and thought what else could go wrong?

The lady I went with was nice but she wouldn't let me touch her anywhere, and it was a very porno type of affair, with artificial moaning and groaning.

After that the maid was never to be seen again and I had to make my own way out.

They had got their money, and I left with the feeling like why me.

I think someone is really trying to tell me something.

Has anything like this happened to you?

 

[lewisjones23]

Sounds like a load of made up bollocks tbh

[hullad]

I have a couple

I booked this Chinese lady over the phone from an advert on viva, I did all the usual things as I got close rang for the exact number which I got. I approached from up the road, a road with very few buildings in I could see the door of the number and a white van outside. I got closer and a guy got out the van and went inside the door, I just went straight ahead and away from the area. The phone rings and it has a Chinese accent "Ver ar u " I explained about the guy, " he iz er to fix the boirer" I replied " good, get him to fix your Boiler as well........ bye" 

Around xmas time I had a tip about a local lass who was quite good and given her number, I rang fixed up a booking. Now this was in a bad part of the city, druggy street and I was very wary. I did all the right things all seemed ok. I was given the number and I approached and she met me at the door.......................

what also met me at the door was a stench, the dirty stench of filth cig smoke and shite. This "person" was at the door half naked tattoo's over a large part of it , tits that had gone south several winters ago. I worked my way up to her face, frig me a white tooth and we could have played snooker, greasy long straggly hair, white gaunt complexion, frigging ugly as fuck. I about turned at the double and ran away  " whats wrong " she shouted, "I forgot my breath spray" I replied and was off up the road like DLI platoon. Now this street Coltman st in Hull connects two major roads Anlaby rd and Hessle rd I parked my car on the latter and ran off towards the former. I had to get two buses back to my car as now way was I going back down there again or ever again. £60 saved anyways and a valuable lesson never trust anyone elses recommendations, he told me later she was a good shag, I told him he needed treatment and a medal as big as a dustbin lid.       

[maxxblue]

I have a couple

I booked this Chinese lady over the phone from an advert on viva, I did all the usual things as I got close rang for the exact number which I got. I approached from up the road, a road with very few buildings in I could see the door of the number and a white van outside. I got closer and a guy got out the van and went inside the door, I just went straight ahead and away from the area. The phone rings and it has a Chinese accent "Ver ar u " I explained about the guy, " he iz er to fix the boirer" I replied " good, get him to fix your Boiler as well........ bye" 

Are you sure she wasn't German? 

[Sonny Crockett]

When a WG yelled at me in an aggressive manner to cum. It was very unnerving and put me off. The name of the WG..... Sara Kane.

[justfornow]

condom break...wg was game and wanted to put another one on but I couldn't continue...settled on CIM
She was enthusiastic but I just wanted to get out of there.

[DiamondG]

Fire alarm going off in hotels.

[HornyHemel]

At a well known agency in MK with a well reviewed EE girl.  Had asked to start with watersports, which after a brief round of OWO, she insisted that we should do it in the room.  When I laid on a towel and she started, but it was more than piss, she was on her period!!!

She tried to deny it and then began screaming insults at me before storming out of the room..... I complained to the maid and then to the agency who sorted out the matter.   Shame to see that she is back in MK...

[Horizontal pleasures]

My phone rang at as I was getting down to things on an outcall to my home some years ago. I could hear the spoken message coming in. I had my mouth full. One of my kids broke his arm at school. Of course I had to go and see to him. I gave the lady a lift to the tube on my way.

HP

[Horizontal pleasures]

At a well known agency in MK with a well reviewed EE girl.  Had asked to start with watersports, which after a brief round of OWO, she insisted that we should do it in the room.  When I laid on a towel and she started, but it was more than piss, she was on her period!!!

She tried to deny it and then began screaming insults at me before storming out of the room..... I complained to the maid and then to the agency who sorted out the matter.   Shame to see that she is back in MK...

Ohh what fun, I like the idea of period play but believe that pee belongs down the bog. I hate it when a lady cancels as this one said last week 'mother nature called'.
HP

[bumble]

In the middle of a wild session my girl left the room to sort out an issue with the other girl sharing the flat.  Left laying there thinking WTF, then, both girls came back in and proceeded to attend to my every pleasure. What an encounter that was!