External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlySaw her a few weeks ago. 30 mins for 80 quid.
Comms were not good. Tried to call but got the "I only communicate by text" text from Sergei?
Went to the building in Pimlico as directed and waited outside, texting my arrival. And then waited . . . and waited . . . after about 10 mins I texted to cancel the booking and a text came back giving me the flat number and asking me to come up.
It is a flat used by a number of different Polish girls and shows up in a few Polish WG profiles.
I was offered a shower and a clean towel and accepted.
She looks as the photos. Quite pretty and young. A firm good body. She was wearing a summer dress and heels.
I asked her if she could wear stockings and she claimed she didn't have any (seriously? That's like a fireman hot having a hose!?!?). So I gave her the cash and lay on the bed. There was a bedside radio going which I always find off-putting, especially when it is a phone in talk show - I didn't want to turn it off because I think it was there to mask the noise coming from people in the other rooms (which put me off even more).
Started with OWO which was quite good. She got naked and has a lovely firm body and nice tits. Quite athletic.
An absolute must for me in a punt is french kissing. If I don't have that I don't get hard. She clearly has it stated on her profile (not even at discretion) but you will be lucky if you get it. I explained to her I needed that and her attempts were cursory. Now, I am a good looking guy, so I cannot imagine why she would have been so reluctant to kiss especially as she lists it. Every time we started, it lasted a few seconds and she would then turn away to give out a cursory pleasure sound and then not resume kissing. In the end I got sick of asking and trying. So I went back to the OWO.
Even though the OWO was good, I was a bit pissed off about the no stockings, radio, possibility of others in the flat, no french kissing, etc. that I was finding it difficult to get hard. Anyway, I managed and then started to shag her in mish. It was fine but again, I tried to kiss and she was turning away and making pathetically fake sensual noises which began to irritate me. So the whole scene began to resemble a guy trying to force an oyster into a parking meter. Not good.
She said let's try doggy - I got in her but that wasn't really working out either. So I pulled off the nodder and she got back to OWO. All I could hear were people talking about the correct plants to grow in a shaded are of a garden (which was actually quite interesting) but I wasn't really there to increase my knowledge of horticulture.
In the end I jerked myself off while she rubbed my bollocks. And if I have to jerk myself off, I might as well stay home and wank for free.
It was a crap punt, for many reasons and I would not repeat.
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