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External Link/Members Only So-so punt.
Based in a block of flats opposite Church Street Market. Good comms, easy to book. Speaks good English...because she is English (speaks with an Essex accent).
Paperwork: tried to pull some bullshit about £10 extra for OWO and that it was on her profile. I said it's not on your profile, and she said ok I will do it baaaaabe as long as you're clean. Then continued to waffle about how that £10 is like her 'sick pay' in case she catches something. I honestly have no idea what she was on about - she talks far too much.
Straight into some sensual fk which progressed to dfk. Good start, plenty of caressing and kissing.
Onto the bed for owo, which she said she loves doing (and prides herself on giving the best BJ in London). Not quite, darling. A bit too slow and sensual for my liking and when she started deepthroating I was getting too much tooth. Also kept stopping every 10 seconds to ask 'how is it baaaaabe? You enjoying yourself there baaaaabe?' Annoying.
Did some reverse oral, and she seemed to enjoy that - even allowing a couple of fingers and giving plenty of encouragement and groans. Stopped me as she didn't want to come before sex, apparently.
Sex: Again, a bit weird like a her BJ. This girl just doesn't shut up. During sex she asked me question after question - it really was off-putting. Mish and doggy were good, she is happy to take a pounding and pulled me in for some dfk. However, she was incredibly lazy when on top, riding really slowly and giving a half-hearted groan here and there. Again, plenty of 'do you like that baaabe?'
To make matters worse, she keeps a corset on which I asked her to remove. She has a pair of decent fake tits, but a fairly hefty spare tyre and 2 very pronounced bruises across her belly (I am assuming they are from a lipo procedure). Whatever the case, I found her a lot less attractive once she was fully naked.
Finished in doggy. Can't fault her too much, I ran over by 15 minutes and she didn't seem bothered at all. Never rushed me, but she just spoke so much shit and her typical English podgy figure was not my cup of tea.
I left feeling with a feeling of indifference.