Lovely_Katty_xx on Tour in Caernafon

[MT6597]

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Lovely_Katty_xx Polish WG

I have been punting for just under 2 years.  I average 2 punts a month, and in my time punting I have had some average punts and some mind blowing spectacular punts, what I have never had until today was a bad punt.  I have been with several Polish WG's and have never had a bad time, I have found most Polish WG's have a good attitude and are willing to please, however that changed today.  Katty's profile reads okay and her photo's give a good idea of a nice figure, and to be honest I can not fault the comms. Everything was looking good until I knocked on the door. When I walked into the room my spidey senses started going off and I should have listened to them and walked, why didn't I, if I had done I would have been £120 better off. 

So I looked at the woman and first of all I thought bait and switch, I then realised that it was the same girl as in the photo's, however the one stood in front of me had put on the weight of a baby rhino since said pics had been taken.  She showed me through to the bedroom which was very dark (thank fcuk) and relieved me of £120 for an hour booking. She departed the room, hid the cash and bought me a cold drink.  She took off the sack she was wearing and hung it up on the floor. Where was the sexy outfits her profile promised, same place as the OWO and french kissing as it turned out, hiding in the chuffing cupboard no doubt!! 

She flopped down on the bed and the first thing I noticed was the hairy monster between her legs, not seen a hairy one for years so it came as a bit of a shock! I had to undress myself as I assumed she would have trouble getting her chuffing fat arse off the bed. I lay down next to her and thought "What am I doing?"  So we had a bit of a kiss and a cuddle, I had a stroke of the hairy monster, which felt a bit strange and smelt of coconut. She goes for a condom straight away, hey up I explain, I want some ball play for about 20 minutes, then make me cum, then a short break, then a bj and ready for round 2.  She agrees to my master plan. 

She did give some good ball play, however if she was happy and enjoying herself she should have told her face, talk about sullen, no smiling, no eye contact, no chat, any one would think she did not want to be there! So at the 20 minute mark I place one of her hands on my dick, several minutes later I start to explode, which is the cue for her to stop wanking me, stand up, throw some tissues on the bed and walk out the room. WTF, talk about ruined orgasm. As I watched her waddle out of the room giving me a good view of her saddlebag arse, I pondered the question as to do I stay or cut my loses and walk?

 I thought about what would happen when I licked her hairy monster, what if it licked me back? Did I really want to have her sat on top of me, a quick Health & Safety Assessment told me NO. The decision however was taken away from me really when she walked back into the room fully clothed and stated "One cum in one hour". Now I know I had decided to walk anyway, but this put my back up. "Wait a minute, your profile doesn't say that, it states multiple orgasm" says I. She shakes her head "One cum one hour".  I get up off the bed, look her in the eye, "120 quid for one cum in one hour, you are having a fcuking laugh, what a shite punt" I check my watch, I have been there 30 minutes. "Iv'e been here 30 minutes, give me back half my money then if I can only cum once". She shakes her head, "No refund, you can stay for one hour. Do you want a masage?"  FFS. "No, I don't want a chuffing massage, I want what I paid for". I head towards my clothes and pick up my underwear. "Do you want a shower?" She asks. "What, you have already ripped me off for 120 quid, do you really think I am going to go for a shower so you can rob my wallet as well?". I continue to get dressed and she walked out the room.

What do I do I ponder, I don't want to do anything that will get me in trouble with the law, and for all I know she could be a bit unhinged and be sitting in the next room with a chuffing large stabbing implement! So as I walked past her I said "This is the worst fcuking punt I have ever had, you are a sullen faced con artist, I hope the £120 chokes you. You give Polish girls a bad rep". Well that told her!!  As I started to unlock the door she loomed up behind me, "I will unlock the door for you". "I know how to unlcock a chuffing door."  As I walked out into the ally she actually said "Thank you" to which I replied "Fuck you".  Childish I know but it made me feel good.  So all in all I do feel that I was misled by her profile, she was sullen as a very big bad sullen thing, a complete waste of time and money.  Weighing everything up I do not think I will be going back for a second visit. And to think the day started off with so much promise. We live and learn.

[Hank Marvin]

Sounds shit. Had you read her reviews on here before?

[STAR-LORD]

Holy shit, sorry to hear about such a rough booking.   

I've only met 3 Polish escorts. Georgia Divine (previously 'Gorgeous Alice' - and returned to Pontypridd - my first Adultwork booking), Natalie hot and sexy (currently inactive) and very recently BustyNiki (delightful  particularly with such a long positive booking than i expected).

I was under the assumption that there were very few Polish heard of with poor standards. I would have only expected these standards from Romanians... 

[Steelworker]

Sounds a grim old experience but great and important you shared it. Thanks. I'm sure we would also like to see information on the spectacular punts you've had too. 

[np500]

Fuck that was a painfull read o p, I've had a B & S and pleased with myself for running away, and this was in a time before I knew B & S existed ? And if I ever turn up to someone four times bigger than expected, she won't be getting my money, and that's not a threat, it's a promise. Some of these girls just take the piss, basically theaft .

[mrdiamond77]

Sounds bad.  Sorry you wasted your money.  Good luck with your next booking.   

[MT6597]

Hank, you asked the right question there. Normally I do run the names through here, and it has put me off seeing several touring WG's, however I was let down this morning and contacting this waste of space Katty was a last minute decision, and the initial contact was good.  Lesson learned though. One thing I forgot to mention in my first post was that I had taken a bluey for the booking, so have been walking around with an on and off stiffy all day. I know, you gotta laugh. When I posted earlier I saw she had negative reviews and I did give myself a good kick up the arse.

[Hank Marvin]

Hank, you asked the right question there. Normally I do run the names through here, and it has put me off seeing several touring WG's, however I was let down this morning and contacting this waste of space Katty was a last minute decision, and the initial contact was good.  Lesson learned though. One thing I forgot to mention in my first post was that I had taken a bluey for the booking, so have been walking around with an on and off stiffy all day. I know, you gotta laugh. When I posted earlier I saw she had negative reviews and I did give myself a good kick up the arse.

I made the same mistake mate. Similar circumstances too so I feel your pain.

[HughJardon]

Telling her to fuck you was uncalled for, I feel your pain with the bad experience but just try and style out punts, if your representing on here you need manners and a bit of decorum to back up reviewing girls, but really this should go without saying.

Having both bad and good experiences goes with the territory, anyway at least her hairy growler smelt of coconut, sort of like soul glo for the beaver

[vw]

Telling her to fuck you was uncalled for, I feel your pain with the bad experience but just try and style out punts, if your representing on here you need manners and a bit of decorum to back up reviewing girls, but really this should go without saying.

Are you begin sarcastic?   

[Mil 34]

Telling her fuck you was mild in my opinion.
What a bitch. Hope she gets a dusty phone after this review

[np500]

The best Diplomacy is to walk, o p did't book a lying fat ( no disrespect ) bird, so should have turned and walked, the shit punt wouldn't be an issue if walked.  The fact she's an ignorant woman with thieving tendencies and has zero respect for the men that visit is a whole other debate, she is one to avoid obviously, but these types are the bane of our lives and do all the good s p's no favors at all, she should be on the tar mac list .

[MT6597]

Telling her to fuck you was uncalled for, I feel your pain with the bad experience but just try and style out punts, if your representing on here you need manners and a bit of decorum to back up reviewing girls, but really this should go without saying.

Having both bad and good experiences goes with the territory, anyway at least her hairy growler smelt of coconut, sort of like soul glo for the beaver
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]Are you for real? She is a service provider with a fixed price, I paid the fixed price but she did not provide the stated service. I feel I have the right to vocalise the fact that I had been ripped off and was not happy about it, not stay silent and "style it out", but really this should go without saying.