Author Topic: Most stupid question a WG has asked? (Read 3707 times)

Mr_Shins · « **Reply #50 on:** September 26, 2019, 08:42:39 pm »

Quote from: Jeremy on September 20, 2019, 10:49:35 pm

"Shall we give him a name? How about Dave?"

The 'him' being referred to was my cock. Whilst sucking it. Real mood killer

I wonder if that woman was blonde and works in Bristol?

Jeremy · « **Reply #51 on:** September 26, 2019, 11:20:21 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on September 26, 2019, 12:32:17 pm

"Do you enjoy paying to see girls then?".

Err, yes.

I don't enjoy paying, no.

Bonker · « **Reply #52 on:** September 28, 2019, 12:29:20 am »

Wot? You're married and still pay for sex?!

freeze44 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 28, 2019, 08:17:24 am »

'Why arn't you hard yet?'...'am I doing anything wrong?'...of course not I always pay to wank myself

Convince Me · « **Reply #54 on:** September 29, 2019, 02:39:41 pm »

A good 50% will ask ‘are you married & have children’ to which I reply ‘widowed& 2 kids’ with a short explanation attached. Gives them something to think about

Bonker · « **Reply #55 on:** September 30, 2019, 12:46:17 am »

Next time, I will say...
Widower. I strangled her for asking stupid questions.

Georgedaviesok · « **Reply #56 on:** September 30, 2019, 10:34:04 am »

A girl I saw regular who was a getting little more wayward as further visits went on ( who in turn ended up getting some very worrying reviews on here) said to me just as just I presented my hard cock for her to suck 'how's the wife?' I didn't return...ever.

RedKettle · « **Reply #57 on:** September 30, 2019, 12:05:23 pm »

So this question does not seen stupid at first - asked by a WG in my hotel room.

"Can you put some music on?"

I explained that no I could not, I had tried and the hotel TV was not working.

The stupid part was that she just kept asking and tried the TV herself - it was really putting me off.

After fucking her she asked again about the music!!!

I felt like saying if it is that important to you set your phone up to play music.

Home Alone · « **Reply #58 on:** September 30, 2019, 05:50:15 pm »

Quote from: Bonker on September 30, 2019, 12:46:17 am

Next time, I will say...
Widower. I strangled her for asking stupid questions.

Home Alone · « **Reply #59 on:** September 30, 2019, 05:56:32 pm »

Quote from: RedKettle on September 30, 2019, 12:05:23 pm

So this question does not seen stupid at first - asked by a WG in my hotel room.

"Can you put some music on?"

I explained that no I could not, I had tried and the hotel TV was not working.

The stupid part was that she just kept asking and tried the TV herself - it was really putting me off.

After fucking her she asked again about the music!!!

I felt like saying if it is that important to you set your phone up to play music.

Perhaps if she also offers Incalls, she's got used to relying on a music station on the radio as much as a timekeeper, as a source of muffling the noise she & her clients make from the neighbours?

RedKettle · « **Reply #60 on:** September 30, 2019, 06:06:27 pm »

Quote from: Home Alone on September 30, 2019, 05:56:32 pm

Perhaps if she also offers Incalls, she's got used to relying on a music station on the radio as much as a timekeeper, as a source of muffling the noise she & her clients make from the neighbours?

if only there had been enough passion to cause lots of noise!!!

Bonker · « **Reply #61 on:** September 30, 2019, 11:10:24 pm »

"Can you put some music on?"

Yes, if you can get a tune out of this pink oboe.

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