Most stupid question a WG has asked?

[jimbobted]

What's the most stupid or pointless question you'd been asked during a punt?
Mine was getting close to blowing my load "Where do you want to come?". "On your tits". "Oh no, you can't come anywhere on my body or in my mouth".
So far as a I could see the only option was into the bag, so why fucking ask in the first place  ? Put me off my stroke for minute!

[LLPunting]

What's the most stupid or pointless question you'd been asked during a punt?
Mine was getting close to blowing my load "Where do you want to come?". "On your tits". "Oh no, you can't come anywhere on my body or in my mouth".
So far as a I could see the only option was into the bag, so why fucking ask in the first place  ? Put me off my stroke for minute!

Valid question if she permits A and you have an option of where whilst also covered.

[jimbobted]

No, the back door was firmly shut (not really my thing anyway).

[hermanmunster]

"Are you a porn star?"

Believe me, there are no similarities between me and the typical porn star. Bizarrely she was being serious. Should have gone to Moscow Specsavers!

[Bonker]

"Are you in yet?"

Well OK, I do have a tiny dick but still...

[winkywanky]

"Are you in yet?"

Well OK, I do have a tiny dick but still...

Well you could have retorted: 'if you actually have any pelvic floor muscles left, perhaps you might want to deploy them now...'

[WARSZAWA16]

Whilst we were lying on the bed a girl once asked me if it was OK to touch my cock(!). When I semi jokingly said that was what I was there for and that it was the ultimate rhetorical question she didn't have a clue what I was talking about. So I then just said "yes, of course".

[AnthG]

When I first started out punting I happened to read a guide listing that the profession women find most attractive were Firemen.

Therefore, when WGs would ask me during a punt. I would mention this to try and sound cool and attractive to the girl.

That was until one girl asked me with dead face sincerity "I have always wondered Why you called Fire men when you put out the fires"....

It was either the dumbest question ever, or the most intelligent one, as it shot down my cover story in an instant as I responded with an equally confused "what???" to that.

[winkywanky]

Well if you were French or Spanish and a firefighter (you can't say fireman these days), you'd be called a Pumper (Pompier, Bombero).

Now women might indeed find that rather attractive.

[B4bcock]

"Have you got long fingernails?    They are hurting me!"

"No, love, that's my watch strap".

[Jeremy]

"Shall we give him a name? How about Dave?"

The 'him' being referred to was my cock. Whilst sucking it. Real mood killer

[Oh la la]

One girl couldn’t find my hotel (large hotel, super easy to find using google maps) and sent me a photo of random street name plaque, asking me “am I close? How do I walk from here?”

[Oh la la]

"Shall we give him a name? How about Dave?"

The 'him' being referred to was my cock. Whilst sucking it. Real mood killer

Wouldn’t recommend a career in copywriting for her.

[Dipper]

"Have you got long fingernails?    They are hurting me!"

"No, love, that's my watch strap".

 

[bossanova]

"Have you ever thought about being a male escort?"

[Moby Dick]

Why have you brought me a banana?

[20jay]

When I first started out punting I happened to read a guide listing that the profession women find most attractive were Firemen.

I think that " fireman" thing was lost in translation ... in the UK AU US SA the guys are called firefighter as already said from other members here .

Stupid questions ? .....Where are you from

[yobbra]

Do you want to take me out for a date?  no darling you are just a quick P&D and i wouldn't be seen dead with you on the outside world.

[Bonker]

I find it annoying to be asked personal questions, such as my job; family; where I live...

Discretion works both ways.

One even asked me how many children I have and how old they were. Do I really want to talk about my kids when she's just swallowed the next batch?

[rubric]

Not a WG - but a maid at a London parlour (older woman, with a really strong regional accent) when told that I wanted to book one of the girls for an hour turned to me with genuine puzzlement and said "What do you want to do for an hour then?"

[tazz]

One asked me if if i came after i spunked a load in her mouth, no lie this really happened. Im like what she was i wasnt sure if its saliva.

Another stupid question when i asked one who loves smoking if she ever thought about quitting. She was privately educated and i couldn't believe it when she said why would i quit someone i enjoy doing.

[Payyourwaymate]

One asked me "why don't you have a girlfriend?" 

[Billy no mates]

One asked me "why don't you have a girlfriend?"

It’s funny what must go through their minds. I’ve, twice been asked “marry me” during some weird fake orgasm. Truth is I am really very mediocre in the sack.

[mike63]

Will you still love me tomorrow? She was singing, obviously.

[scutty brown]

"Have you got a condom?"

[Asian Playboy]

“When did you first masturbate?”

Later on... “I have a son who’s 15 so wanted to know when he’ll start”

[Home Alone]

I don't know if there's a standard series of - mainly dumb - questions they're taught at Escort School; but I'll never forget a 45-minute booking with a girl from Sandy's Prestwich parlour whom I saw one Sunday afternoon going on for 15 years ago now.

She'd obviously been primed with enough questions for a 30-minutes booking. "Are you local?" and "Where are you going for your holidays this year?" were two that stuck in my memory during the "massage" part of the booking. Particularly because as we got into the last 15 minutes of the booking, she asked me, "Do you come from round here?", followed by "What are you going to do for this year's holidays?"! 

Despite the big tits - her physique stood out among the 4 girls on the Parlour's website as "Available today" - I swerved her on future visits. And with certain honourable exceptions - Zoe, for example - I never had another Parlour appointment exceeding 30 minutes.

[Ali Katt]

Whilst we were lying on the bed a girl once asked me if it was OK to touch my cock(!). When I semi jokingly said that was what I was there for and that it was the ultimate rhetorical question she didn't have a clue what I was talking about. So I then just said "yes, of course".

That's not stupid. I usually have a no hands rule, unless I am having trouble keeping the old man up.

[winkywanky]

“When did you first masturbate?”

Later on... “I have a son who’s 15 so wanted to know when he’ll start”

Er, he'll have been doing it for the last 3yrs...did you not notice all the time he's spent in the bathroom lately? 

[catweazle]

"is this what you like to do, then? Come to places like this and have sex with a woman you've never met before?"

- from a parlour girl in Manchester years ago.

[GreyDave]

"is this what you like to do, then? Come to places like this and have sex with a woman you've never met before?"

- from a parlour girl in Manchester years ago.

  Had that a few times from regulars who know I frequent the same places for a while in soho its the maids that ask the daft questions the one that reconize me try the familly stuf and job  the question about are you in is often given being small ...I am sorry one guy here is upset by a girl calling his freind Dave ...a least it wasent little dave 

[Moby Dick]

I don't know if there's a standard series of - mainly dumb - questions they're taught at Escort School; but I'll never forget a 45-minute booking with a girl from Sandy's Prestwich parlour whom I saw one Sunday afternoon going on for 15 years ago now.

She'd obviously been primed with enough questions for a 30-minutes booking. "Are you local?" and "Where are you going for your holidays this year?" were two that stuck in my memory during the "massage" part of the booking. Particularly because as we got into the last 15 minutes of the booking, she asked me, "Do you come from round here?", followed by "What are you going to do for this year's holidays?"! 

Despite the big tits - her physique stood out among the 4 girls on the Parlour's website as "Available today" - I swerved her on future visits. And with certain honourable exceptions - Zoe, for example - I never had another Parlour appointment exceeding 30 minutes.

So true, just making small talk but obviously not listening to the answers.
I make shit up, give different answers each time even in the same session, they don’t even bat an eye lid. In one ear straight out the other

[django0700]

She asked me if I wanted to know her story and why she got into the business....

[20jay]

She asked me if I wanted to know her story and why she got into the business....

And you was not interested ..bad guy no pudding 

[WARSZAWA16]

She asked me if I wanted to know her story and why she got into the business....

You could have said you were a counsellor and then you could have got some of your money back by charging her a fee.

[LLPunting]

"is this what you like to do, then? Come to places like this and have sex with a woman you've never met before?"

- from a parlour girl in Manchester years ago.

"No luv, I'm trying to catch my missus out, she says she ain't a brass but I'm gonna keep looking until I find her."

[Home Alone]

"No luv, I'm trying to catch my missus out, she says she ain't a brass but I'm gonna keep looking until I find her."

    

[Analist]

Are you a terrorist?
I replied that if I was one I would hardly admit it!
This from a Lisbon WG who was asking nosy questions like why I see prostitutes, did I enjoy sex with a strangers, did I have a partner etc.

[John Johnson]

"Do you still fuck your wife in the arse?"

My immediate thought was "You are face down on a hotel bed with £180 in your handbag and 6 inches of my magnificent, glistening stalk up your rectum. What do you think?"

[sunnyj]

Have you done plastic surgery to look younger?

[20jay]

Have you done plastic surgery to look younger?

...have ya ? 

[sunnyj]

...have ya ? 

Nah, why would I when I can meet stunning girls for a fraction of that cost. WG who asked that was Miss Bum Bum. 

[Bonker]

Brilliant 

[RedKettle]

Does your wife know you are meeting me?

First thing she said to me when met for the first time. Turned out her idea of a joke.

If you forget whores on the street (and I would prefer to) this was my first ever time with an escort, so I was nervous anyway and her “joke” did nothing to settle the nerves!

[mrdiamond77]

"Do you enjoy paying to see girls then?".

Err, yes.

[Fat Bob]

Have you been circumcised?

[20jay]

Took me pants off and was asked who the fuck I thought I was going to satisfy with that little thing.

Me I said, I’m going to satisfy me 🤪

 

[Waterhouse]

Took me pants off and was asked who the fuck I thought I was going to satisfy with that little thing.

Me I said, I’m going to satisfy me 🤪

Guessing it was a Mistress/ Domme/sub meet? 

[Colston36]

What's the most stupid or pointless question you'd been asked during a punt?
Mine was getting close to blowing my load "Where do you want to come?". "On your tits". "Oh no, you can't come anywhere on my body or in my mouth".
So far as a I could see the only option was into the bag, so why fucking ask in the first place  ? Put me off my stroke for minute!

I suspect we might get even more laughs from a thread on the most moronic question a punter has asked.

[Mr_Shins]

I suspect we might get even more laughs from a thread on the most moronic question a punter has asked.

Just look at SAAFE's discussion board