Save your money and stay away from this area. It's mostly shitty massage parlors or B&S vivastreet roms.
Edit: closest where you can find some good poontang is Whitechapel or Canary Wharf.
You've reviewed just 1 person from Milton Keynes in over a year so what are you basing your pronouncement on?
OP actually saw someone in the area and had a good time. Others of us have been dipping and reporting some fun amidst the iffy and to-be-avoided, granted not as easy as it used to be but it's still better than Croydon (just).