Has anyone ever reported a prostitute to HMRC for tax evasion?

[petite_kav]

Very few prostitutes pay tax ------------------------- however if HMRC ever catch up with you they will ask how a girl charges £140 an hour but earns below £9K a year ---------------- just saying.     

 

[CatBBW]

I'm glad he was banned and is a troll. this is literally my worst nightmare!

Register for tax, get yourself legal, then being reported will be the least of your worries.

[CatBBW]

I live at home, with my parents... 

Get a hotel room, look on Saafe or AW for an incall room (charged by the hour/day).

[CatBBW]

Petite_kav, I think it very honest of you to come out and tell us who you really are

Not really, it's a forum rule for WGs. Disclose who you are when asked, or get banned.

[CatBBW]

Ok, totally off topic: but I got my first feedback and I am well chuffed! I am not touting! But I just want to say thanks to everyone here who has helped me on this forum and through PM. I have got some excellent advice. And I dont pay tax, being a student I have a threshold of 9k or something.

You still need to be registered for self assessment though. Otherwise, how will Mr Taxman know what you are earning and whether or not to tax you on it?

And - I'm not sure on this so please someone correct me - NI contributions may still be payable even as a student.

You said being reported to HMRC was your biggest fear, so get legal NOW and remove that worry.

[CatBBW]

Very few prostitutes pay tax ------------------------- however if HMRC ever catch up with you they will ask how a girl charges £140 an hour but earns below £9K a year ---------------- just saying.     

It's very possible, the £9k earnings is after expenses plus if she only takes one booking a week (for example!) she's going to be well below the theshold. But yes, you are correct, because if HMRC goes after her for tax evasion, they will calculate her earnings on what she COULD have earnt in the time they are looking at, and it will be up to her to prove otherwise.

[berksboy]

Very few prostitutes pay tax ------------------------- however if HMRC ever catch up with you they will ask how a girl charges £140 an hour but earns below £9K a year ---------------- just saying.     

I also think you will find HMRC  take it that  you work at lest 5hs a day 5 days a week and work your tax out on that ! Its up to you to prove overwise.Thats £161.000 per year if you work 46 weeks a year !

[myothernameis]

You said being reported to HMRC was your biggest fear, so get legal NOW and remove that worry.

I think you should ask other escort about this, and how they pay there bit of tax, I also think it would be a good idea, to keep a record of your bookings and only allow booking to be made through AW, don't allow repeat booking by text

If the tax man was suddenly to ask you how much have you made this year, and you say £6000, and they don't believe you, you have your proof via email bookings

[Jimmyredcab]

Register for tax.

Not sure if that is good advice, once they have you on their books there is no turning back, very little to gain by registering with HMRC, she will however have a nice bill to pay every January and July.     

[Jimmyredcab]

I think you should ask other escort about this, and how they pay there bit of tax, I also think it would be a good idea, to keep a record of your bookings and only allow booking to be made through AW, don't allow repeat booking by text

If the tax man was suddenly to ask you how much have you made this year, and you say £6000, and they don't believe you, you have your proof via email bookings

Terrible advice.     

E-Mail bookings mean nothing, certainly not proof of earnings, what about repeat clients who have booked by phone.   

[myothernameis]

Not sure if that is good advice

Is it good advice, or maybe a different road to go down, is to speak to accountant, and find out, what to do legally

As for the inland revenue, if AW is open surely it doesn't take them, much poking about to find out who the escort really is, so advertising an escort rate at £300 per hour, in my view that would draw the attention if the inland revenue, especially if she has 1000 feedback

[CatBBW]

Not sure if that is good advice, once they have you on their books there is no turning back, very little to gain by registering with HMRC, she will however have a nice bill to pay every January and July.     

So you are advocating evading tax?

[Simon S]

Kav, you look perfect and just my type. However, your cock stipulation worries me. I don't want to travel all the way to see you for you to say I am too big. I am around the 6-7 inch mark.

How about I e-mail you a photo of my erect member with something next to it for scale, like a choccy bar, then you could approve me for a booking.

Thanks

[CatBBW]

Is it good advice, or maybe a different road to go down, is to speak to accountant, and find out, what to do legally

As for the inland revenue, if AW is open surely it doesn't take them, much poking about to find out who the escort really is, so advertising an escort rate at £300 per hour, in my view that would draw the attention if the inland revenue, especially if she has 1000 feedback

No need to speak to any accountant. Self assessment forms are piss-easy. Income in, expenses out, profit. In other words: Turnover minus Expenses equals Total Profit (taxable). Just keep daily/weekly/monthly accounts and enter the totals into the relevant boxes once a year.

(Unless of course the whoring is on such a grand scale (or VAT is payable) that an accountant is very much required to keep the books.)

[Jimmyredcab]

So you are advocating evading tax?

I am simply saying that once you register with HMRC it is like joining the Mafia ------------ you can't leave.   

If I had a choice I would not be on their books, sadly that is not an option for me.

I am yet to meet a pro$$ie who admits to paying tax, for starters they would no longer get their rent paid.   

[Jimmyredcab]

No need to speak to any accountant. Self assessment forms are piss-easy. Income in, expenses out, profit. In other words: Turnover minus Expenses equals Total Profit (taxable). Just keep daily/weekly/monthly accounts and enter the totals into the relevant boxes once a year.

(Unless of course the whoring is on such a grand scale (or VAT is payable) that an accountant is very much required to keep the books.)

Cheers Cat, I just spat whiskey all over my monitor -------------------- VAT my arse.     

[myothernameis]

However, your cock stipulation worries me.  I am too big. I am around the 6-7 inch mark.

I think she needs to change her profile, and seeing size matters, if you have a small or big cock, she will see no matter what the size, the only condition is sex isn't on offer if your to big for her

For god sake, I'm around 7", and if I was in the area, I would love to see her as well, and hope she would be ok, with this

[Simon S]

That is the point though. I want to have sex with her, and would be gutted if I drove all the way there and she said, "Nah, that trouser snake is too big."

[Jimmyredcab]

As for the inland revenue, if AW is open surely it doesn't take them, much poking about to find out who the escort really is.

Well seeing that ALL prostitutes use false names and unregistered PAYG phones it would not be easy, they simply don't have the resources, to get proof they would need to actually book the girl and identify who she really is ------------ all highly unlikely.

[CatBBW]

Cheers Cat, I just spat whiskey all over my monitor -------------------- VAT my arse.     

Ha! Jimmy, read the whole post in its entirety - I just mean that no HMRC-registered Pro needs an accountant unless they are earning SOOOO much through their whoring that VAT needs to be paid (and I realise how ridiculous that sounds!). I keep reading posts (here and there) where the ladies are being advised to get an accountant, and *I* say we don't generally need one. Basic maths is all that's required.

[Jimmyredcab]

Ha! Jimmy, read the whole post in its entirety - I just mean that no HMRC-registered Pro needs an accountant unless they are earning SOOOO much through their whoring that VAT needs to be paid (and I realise how ridiculous that sounds!). I keep reading posts (here and there) where the ladies are being advised to get an accountant, and *I* say we don't generally need one. Basic maths is all that's required.

I use an accountant because HMRC are less likely to query returns that are sent in through an official source.

A prostitute could make mistakes such as claiming for her rent when she works from home, an accountant would advise you what proportion of the rent can be classed as expenses, it's not 100%.   

[Aspen]

That is the point though. I want to have sex with her, and would be gutted if I drove all the way there and she said, "Nah, that trouser snake is too big."

I think you're getting hung up on the detail.

Anyway, have you not noticed she's outcall only?

And it's easy to take the Mickey out of someone new ...

[Simon S]

My bad, I didn't notice that.

Ok then, I want to have sex with her, so I would be gutted if I drove all the way there, booked a hotel and she turned up giving me a raging one and said "Nah, that trouser snake is too big."

[jac0bin]

All I know is that if I have sex with black men, I will not feel good about myself as I will be forcing myself to do the act. That will mess with me more than having sex with a fat, white bloke. I am wired that way, and thats just how it is.

I dont want to answer any questions about what I offer etc, because it will be seen as touting. If any one wants to go down that direction just send me an email at AW

THE INDIAN CASTE SYSTEM AND IT'S EFFECTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 

[NIK]

I think you should ask other escort about this, and how they pay there bit of tax,

   


 

[socks]

THE INDIAN CASTE SYSTEM AND IT'S EFFECTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 

That sounds a lot more plausible than her I just don't fancy black people rubbish. If she wanted to only fuck people she fancied, whoring is the last activity In the world to take up.

[Jimmyredcab]

That sounds a lot more plausible than her I just don't fancy black people rubbish. If she wanted to only fuck people she fancied, whoring is the last activity In the world to take up.

She would not be the first lady to refuse to see black men, that is her right ---------------- just as I won't see black women.   

[petite_kav]

My bad, I didn't notice that.

Ok then, I want to have sex with her, so I would be gutted if I drove all the way there, booked a hotel and she turned up giving me a raging one and said "Nah, that trouser snake is too big."

And this is exactly why I put the 6inch rule up there, so that I dont waste peoples time. 

[Sienna_Bronze]

6 inches is hardly big!!! That rule seems really bizarre.

[Jimmyredcab]

And this is exactly why I put the 6inch rule up there, so that I dont waste peoples time. 

If you think a 6 inck cock is a problem wait to you have a baby.     

[Sienna_Bronze]

I don't think she is aware vaginas are designed to stretch!

[socks]

She would not be the first lady to refuse to see black men, that is her right ---------------- just as I won't see black women.   

I'm not saying she can't refuse to see black people if she wants but to say she's doing it on the basis of not fancying them especially when you work as a whore, seems disingenous.

[Jimmyredcab]

I'm not saying she can't refuse to see black people if she wants but to say she's doing it on the basis of not fancying them especially when you work as a whore, seems disingenous.

Maybe she feels the need to make an excuse, of course she doesn't, she can refuse to see any nationality or skin colour. 

[Clooney]

Not white knighting, but in this lady's defence she seems very inexperienced and probably really doesn't know the ropes just yet.

Being quite young she's going to have certain ideas about how things work and has no idea how realistic or otherwise they are. She's still living at home with her parents for goodness sake, so she is definitely still feeling her way around this thing.

So observations/advice to the girl...

As others have said, it might be an idea to contact SAAFE or speak to an experienced, well regarded (by punters and peers) working girl to see if she'd offer to mentor you some, because I can see from this that you're saying and doing stuff for the right reasons, but you are putting big restrictions on the number of clients you can see...

Black guys, north west London and guys with cocks bigger than 6 inches. Not to mention being outcall only. If You can remove some of these by speaking to a lady who is happy to show you the ropes, I think you'll be quite successful because you are super cute and there's a lack of good young Indian girls around.

You also need a bit of luck with your first few clients to make your entry into this game as smooth and stress free as possible.

I've fucked loads of young girls who are new to the industry, are nervous or unsure, and I'm extraordinarily careful and considerate with them whilst helping push their limits as much as they want to.

For example I once saw the tiniest little 18 year old who had been in the industry for a couple of weeks. In the second of our meetings in a week I had taken her anal cherry - something she really wanted to try, but was understandably anxious about. I treated her with patience and consideration and we did it without any pain or discomfort.

So I'd personally love to see you, and think we'd click. The problem? I'm just under 8 inches in size, so that rules me out. Regardless of the fact I'm pretty sure I could have sex with you without any discomfort because I'm experienced, patient and considerate.

Ho hum!

[Jimmyredcab]

As others have said, it might be an idea to contact SAAFE .

She will get far better advice on here, those fat old hags on Saafe don't really want young competition.   

I agree with your other points.     

[yorkshire123]

6 inches is hardly big!!!

Maybe not for you but its all relative really.

I'm no expert but surely its dependant on the recipients hole & experience, not wanting to be crude but lets say your a bit of a porker who's had a kid & been shagging punters from a very early age plus your flue is the size of a welly top then I would agree 6 inch isn't that big.
On the other hand if your young inexperienced, new to the game ..................... You get the picture.

I love this forum, where else can a thread about the tax man turn into the size of a woman's cunt, Seems quite apt when I think about it 

[socks]

Maybe she feels the need to make an excuse, of course she doesn't, she can refuse to see any nationality or skin colour. 

And if she knows herself well enough to do that then she'll be fine. But if she's genuinely not wanting to be fucked by blokes purely because she doesn't fancy them, then she's in the wrong business. As much as I disagree with your racism and her probable racism, that as a rationale will work for her just as it works for you. If she feels she needs to make up excuses then that's fine too. The problem is if she's making excuses to herself and only realises it after the 10th old fat white guy that she would otherwise be repulsed by has spunked up her.

[password02]

Maybe not for you but its all relative really.

I'm no expert but surely its dependant on the recipients hole & experience, not wanting to be crude but lets say your a bit of a porker who's had a kid & been shagging punters from a very early age plus your flue is the size of a welly top then I would agree 6 inch isn't that big.
On the other hand if your young inexperienced, new to the game ..................... You get the picture.

I love this forum, where else can a thread about the tax man turn into the size of a woman's cunt, Seems quite apt when I think about it 

+1

[Sienna_Bronze]

Maybe not for you but its all relative really.

I'm no expert but surely its dependant on the recipients hole & experience, not wanting to be crude but lets say your a bit of a porker who's had a kid & been shagging punters from a very early age plus your flue is the size of a welly top then I would agree 6 inch isn't that big.
On the other hand if your young inexperienced, new to the game ..................... You get the picture.

I love this forum, where else can a thread about the tax man turn into the size of a woman's cunt, Seems quite apt when I think about it 

Crap! I lost my virginity at 12 with a guy twice my age! I wasn't a porker or had a baby then 

Plus body size has nothing to do with the size of a woman's vagina fgs if you think that then you need a lesson in biology my friend. But yes you're right it's all relative but to restrict guys over 6 inches is seriously going to limit the amount she can earn. That plus the race issue and being outcall only she isn't going to be earning a decent amount!

[James999]

Crap! I lost my virginity at 12 with a guy twice my age!

Did they send the rapist to prison?

[Sienna_Bronze]

Did they send the rapist to prison?

Not this again.....It may come as a surprise but I wasn't raped. But let's leave that one there 

[James999]

Not this again.....It may come as a surprise but I wasn't raped.

A child (below 16) is not able to consent, as such it was rape, that's the law. It's designed to protect children.

[yorkshire123]

Plus body size has nothing to do with the size of a woman's vagina fgs if you think that then you need a lesson in biology my friend.

By the sounds of it you have more experience in shagging women than me, Rubber cocks aren't the same you know?
Just because you've got a hole it doesn't make you an expert in every type by the way 

[Aspen]

A child (below 16) is not able to consent, as such it was rape, that's the law. It's designed to protect children.

True! And if you tell anyone who it was they could still do a ten year stretch in prison for it. (and get abused themselves at the same time).

[socks]

True! And if you tell anyone who it was they could still do a ten year stretch in prison for it. (and get abused themselves at the same time).

We're all going to agree on this one Sienna. You were raped I'm very sad to say and whoever did it deserves the stretch. It matters not one jot what you said, did or thought, to take advantage of whatever your mindset was at that age makes the adult involved a rapist

[finn5555]

Crap! I lost my virginity at 12 with a guy twice my age! I wasn't a porker or had a baby then 

Plus body size has nothing to do with the size of a woman's vagina fgs if you think that then you need a lesson in biology my friend. But yes you're right it's all relative but to restrict guys over 6 inches is seriously going to limit the amount she can earn. That plus the race issue and being outcall only she isn't going to be earning a decent amount!

Something to be proud of then 

[Sienna_Bronze]

By the sounds of it you have more experience in shagging women than me, Rubber cocks aren't the same you know?
Just because you've got a hole it doesn't make you an expert in every type by the way 

I'm not saying I'm an expert but it's fact that there is no correlation between a porker and a slim girl. I've been both sizes and my fanny didn't shrink when I was smaller. Yes obviously having kids makes a difference but when you don't have a natural delivery then just getting pregnant doesn't make a blind bit of difference.

[Bangers and Gash]

The fact that sienna sticks a  emoticon on the end of a sentence about being raped at 12 shows she has big problems, IMO.

How many other kids has this paedophile raped? 10? 20?

If she had a brain cell she'd of contacted the police years ago 

[sushi]

Not this again.....It may come as a surprise but I wasn't raped. But let's leave that one there 

If you don't name him you're protecting a rapist and a pedo.

[Sienna_Bronze]

I have no issues at all, I'm just honest. I now know the law and yes legally it was rape I'll have to agree, but I wasnt 'raped' in the sense that i felt violated, used or whatever. If he has done it to anyone else and they feel violated by what he did then it's up to THEM to contact the police. Why should I when essentially what happened to me was a victimless crime?!