Funniest story ever....while on the BB subject.
About a week ago, whilst sitting having our tea my 17 year old son announces he is starting to go the the BB club twice a week! I choke on my vindaloo, son and daughter are beating the shit out of me to get the curry out which they do, after I gather some composure I let him have it " WTF are you talking about, you dirty little barsteward" in a rather confused voice he says......why can't I go to the black belt club?.
Turns out I'm the dirty barsteward lol