I'm fairly sure this is Sophie formerly of a farmhouse in the Rhodes Minnis/Lyminge area. There were many reports of her abruptness, hatred of everyone from plumbers to vicars and everyone else in between, below and above, with a generous serving of xenophobia. For some unknown reason xx years ago, I visited her for a laugh/one off/in the area. Mobile reception was exceptionally patchy back then and you would call her from a layby/phone box off Stone Street and fail most of the time to connect.
Amazingly I got on OK with her. Back then she was blonde, curvy, mid to late 30's, not a bad MILF at the time. I fucked her and lasted 5 mins max. She declared herself unsatisfied and imprisoned me until I could get erect again!
I think she moved to Adisham after that. I met her years later not realising who she was. She told me to call her from the phone box at Adisham Station. I arrived at Adisham Station to find no phone box despite searching all around the car park and platform. That was how she knew you were nearby and genuine when you called on your mobile to say there wasn't a phone box at Adisham Station! She was living in a quaint cottage nearby.