External Link/Members OnlyIntro - Its very rare that I ever see a girl from backpage, as there area lot of fakes, however as this one was an incall and met my specifications, I felt secure that this one was genuine and I thought that I'd take a punt.
Summary 5/10 utterly mediocre.
Comms She picked up the phone herself and we agreed to meet on the day at a particular time. She asked me to text her as I was leaving to confirm the meeting and again when I arrived at South Kensington station. Upon arrival at South Kensington, I was then directed to the venue.
Location A building well known amongst punters for having "10 floors of whores" and naive Chinese tourists who have no clue about what else goes on in that building. She kept me waiting for 15 minutes so I sat on a sofa watching the families and single women going past trying to guess which of them were WG's. Spotted a couple from their face pics on AW.
Price £200 for one hour
The Service provider-Despite the photos being very blurred out, she is NOT the girl in the photos, the actual SP has a bigger build around a size 12 and a wider face and although not fat, due to her age, her build and face structure shows a genetic predisposition to turning to fat if care isn't taken. Facially not ugly, nor pretty. Instead of pretty I'd call her "pretty unremarkable." If 5 is average then she's a 5/10.
- Genuine Indian
- Slight belly
- no tattoos
- quite well spoken with a laugh that is most likely fake.
- Profile says 24 which is consistent with her appearance
The MeetAfter being made to wait 15 minutes past time, I was texted the room number and made my way there via the lift. I knocked on the door and heard the sound of her putting on some high heels to open the door. Upon entry I was greeted with a warm smile. The apartment was small and messy. The kitchen was messy, so was the bedroom and there were 2/3 towels on the floor in the bathroom. However the bed was clear and she seemed nice enough so I continued the punt. After the exchange of pleasantaries and my donation she asked me to shower and insisted even when I told her that I'd had one right before I left my house, she reached into a bag filled with fresh towels and gave me one. Judging from the towels on the floor I took a guess at the number of punters that had been there before me on that day
When I came back she was in the kitchen, sending a text, so lining up another meet no doubt. There was also something a bit strange about her personality, she seemed overly cheerful, her laugh seemed fake and came far too readily and she seemed to be a bit anal about going into the details of things as we spoke. Feeling that something wasn't quite right, I asked her why she doesn't advertise on AW and she told me that its filled with fakes and rude uneducated men, of the "wrong sort". Seeing as the majority of punters here use AW, and are of all types, I found that hard to believe and suspect that she's been on AW before but has left due to bad feedback or some other reason. In any case, I experienced no issues whatsoever with her during my time with her but I think that she could potentially get mean with a punter that upsets her.
We then enjoyed DFK and I helped her to strip off, as we carried on it became time for some OWO at which point she
asked me to wash my genitalia I felt a bit miffed by this given that I'd just showered twice in three hours but went "ahead to get some head"
Upon my return, she was just finishing off another text and I returned to get some OWO which was good enough. I then thought about returning the favour but stopped and did not go ahead because I visualised the towels on the floor and then I saw a piece of tissue fluff by her labia lips. More foreplay, some joking and laughing and we finally on with the rubber and we moved into FS. Her phone did ring a few times but she ignored it thankfully and I think that she only goes to send texts in between making her clients wash-up.
Pussy grip factor 5/10 neither tight nor loose Positions: doggy and mish, but I was losing interest towards the end, So I didn't test her out with CG. After a complete workout, I found her urgings a bit fake and the entire experience mediocre, so I decided to stop and save myself for a visit that same day to see someone else.
It was about on the hour so I made my way out, she did not feel she was like a clock watcher.
Positives - Genuine Indian
- Relaxed vibe, didn't feel like a clock watcher
- Provides what's on the tin and nothing awful happened
- No time lost due to showering and
Negatives- Kept me waiting 15 mins
- Messy room
- Slightly strange personality with fake sounding laugh
- Possible questionable hygiene practices
- Blurred out photos of a girl who clearly isn't her anyway
ConclusionA mediocre punt with a mediocre Indian girl in a messy room. I can't call this a negative as there was nothing bad, it was just mediocre all round. A thorough Neutral.
True value of punt: £120 to £150 and not £200.
RETURN: NO
