White bed sheets are a problem

[Metalgear2018]

A friend told me (not me) that during sex he sat on the bed to get into a position and as he got up he looked back a skid mark. Even tho he said he wiped his ass after poop and shower he still left a mark.

Is this a common accident?

[Horseman]

In all my life I have never ever left a skid mark on sheets........I would hope this was not a common problem and I can't believe it could possibly happen after a shower unless you had another shit afterwards......Seriously does your friend have skid marks in all his underwear too?

[teddyking]

Pro Tip : use water to wipe your ass

[SamOmar]

A friend told me (not me) that during sex he sat on the bed to get into a position and as he got up he looked back a skid mark. Even tho he said he wiped his ass after poop and shower he still left a mark.

Is this a common accident?

This is why I hardly ever see white bed sheets when visiting a WG. Your friend must not have washed himself thoroughly enough either that or he followed through when passing wind. Either way a bit nasty lol I can't imagine what the WG would be thinking afterwards.

[finn5555]

I reckon it was the OP strange conversation to have with a mate 

[Corus Boy]

Pro Tip : use water to wipe your ass

You can get specific wet wipes for arse wiping!

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[teddyking]

Ive read on the SAAFE forum that’s it’s a common problem with their clients leaving shit stains on their sheets. Nowadays I always ask the SP to lay a fresh towel on the bed.

[teddyking]

You can get specific wet wipes for arse wiping!

Also;

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I’ve never been comfortable using dry tissue to clean my ass, and also never use public toilets for this reason. Yeah and I’ve seen some good quality wet wipes on sale, 😭😭

[Straightsix]

The natural way to shit is to squat like they do in third world countries that don't have toilet paper.
If your diet is right you don't need paper if you squat.
Smearing poo all over your anus using paper is just gross.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Guess the username should be Metal Gear Runny as opposed to solid!

That's absolutely vile I always use water to wash my ass after a shit but even without how has he left a stain beggars belief. Rank!!

[Lou2019]

Ive read on the SAAFE forum that’s it’s a common problem with their clients leaving shit stains on their sheets. Nowadays I always ask the SP to lay a fresh towel on the bed.

 

[tynetunnel]

Perhaps best practice for WG’s would be to use brown sheets 

[Horseman]

Ive read on the SAAFE forum that’s it’s a common problem with their clients leaving shit stains on their sheets. Nowadays I always ask the SP to lay a fresh towel on the bed.

I'm a little bit shocked and disgusted by this. How can a grown man not know how to wipe himself properly?!!? 

I'd hazard a guess that for many SPs this would be a good reason to cancel a meet early!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I think that some arses or spinchter muscles differ a bit in the way they work. I've had it happen from time to time but it normally its fine and its always washed, sit on edge of bath and use the shower head so it is clean!, never use paper unless that is the only option!..

[Vic69]

Yep, this is one of the problems we do encounter from time to time, even with gentlemen that have just got out of the shower!  A good bum scrub will take a good few minutes not just a quick wipe with a flannel to be sparkling clean, more if you are of the hairy variety!  I have mentioned before using hibiscrub on your bum this cleans very well  but you cant use it too often.  If working in a hotel with white sheets I will put a large towel over the duvet cover just in case of "incidents".

[mr.bluesky]

Yep, this is one of the problems we do encounter from time to time, even with gentlemen that have just got out of the shower!  A good bum scrub will take a good few minutes not just a quick wipe with a flannel to be sparkling clean, more if you are of the hairy variety!  I have mentioned before using hibiscrub on your bum this cleans very well  but you cant use it too often.  If working in a hotel with white sheets I will put a large towel over the duvet cover just in case of "incidents".

Probably a clagnut stuck to his hairy arse

[lillythesavage]

Guess the username should be Metal Gear Runny as opposed to solid!

That's absolutely vile I always use water to wash my ass after a shit but even without how has he left a stain beggars belief. Rank!!

I scrolled down until I got to your post, then realized the OP, what is going through your head to come up with these threads? Just before dinner too.

[Megaman83]

Dark sheets do tend to show up the previous clients cum stains though

[cotton]

Its better to wash your ass , rather than smearing shit all over yourself with tissue paper , but then these are cultural issues , alot of people are brought up to smear their shit with tissue paper , and the result is skid marks on the hookers bed, im not sure what you can do about it in a cultural sense but it would seem a good idea for punters pre - punt to wash there asses 

[BoobyNewbie]

Is it half-term already?

I can’t imagine how anyone could wipe thoroughly, have a proper shower AND leave a skidmark.

If your friend was hoping the water trickling down would clean his arse-crack then that might explain it. I didn’t know that there were actual adults who’d never washed under their foreskin or thought their legs ‘just cleaned themselves’ in the shower.

Btw Black bedsheets aren’t much cop either.

[willie loman]

toilet paper is only a temp measure, you really have to use soap and water, on arrival at venue, plus you really have to be sure that you have done the business. i find that viagra always induces a bowel movement after an hour or so, so this adds to the logistics problem

[Fat Bob]

I find that viagra always induces a bowel movement after an hour or so, so this adds to the logistics problem

+1

[scutty brown]

White sheets are a problem anyway if starch is used in the wash.

Starch + spunk + heat = pink stains that don't wash out

[Xtro]

I reckon it was the OP strange conversation to have with a mate 

I remember your "skid accident"      

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[luv2kiss54]

I scrolled down until I got to your post, then realized the OP, what is going through your head to come up with these threads? Just before dinner too.

Yes very strange topic to bring up  However some of the beds/sheets that some escorts use do look filthy and makes me very apprehensive about touching them with any of my body parts. Imagine you could be lying in the previous guy's come stains.
Which reminds me of a visit  i made  many years ago to a very grim place in Croydon and the carpet was extremely sticky. I soon realised why -  she proceeded to wank me off as i stood besides her having a fondle and i told her i was about to come she wasnt bothered as i ejaculated everywhere all over the carpet. No attempt to clean it up so the next punter would have got a damp sock no doubt. Truly awful and sorry if it was you !

[scutty brown]

A friend told me (not me) that during sex he sat on the bed to get into a position and as he got up he looked back a skid mark. Even tho he said he wiped his ass after poop and shower he still left a mark.

Is this a common accident?

Tell him to use the curtains next time

[Moby Dick]

First shower and then straight into rimming before s(h)itting down.
Never had a problem. 

[Gordy555]

SSS for me before a punt, shave, shit and shower, works every time! If not, then wet wipes do the business especially the aloe vera ones!

[finn5555]

I remember your "skid accident"      

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Bastard 

[Whiteknight]

SSS for me before a punt, shave, shit and shower, works every time! If not, then wet wipes do the business especially the aloe vera ones!

Same here 

[Metalgear2018]

Can having long butt hair cause a problem? What I'm trying to say. Faecal matter can get caught up in it. I have long hair. Should I trim it to reduce poop getting stuck to my bum hair?

[Metalgear2018]

I reckon it was the OP strange conversation to have with a mate 

Maybe   

[lillythesavage]

Can having long butt hair cause a problem? What I'm trying to say. Faecal matter can get caught up in it. I have long hair. Should I trim it to reduce poop getting stuck to my bum hair?

So it was you  , A corn row platting may help

[Xtro]

Can having long butt hair cause a problem? What I'm trying to say. Faecal matter can get caught up in it. I have long hair. Should I trim it to reduce poop getting stuck to my bum hair?

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Don't make the mistake I did though..... getting some on your bum hole!  It burns like hell for hours after!
Also, apply a day or 2 before your punt as it can take about 24 hours for the chem smell to go.

[Metalgear2018]

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Don't make the mistake I did though..... getting some on your bum hole!  It burns like hell for hours after!
Also, apply a day or 2 before your punt as it can take about 24 hours for the chem smell to go.

Thank you. I admit it was me. I don't maintain my bum hair or pubic hair. I will try this. Also I have a bad diet.

[Metalgear2018]

So it was you  , A corn row platting may help

Lol yes it's me. I just thought everyone else on here experienced the same problem as me. But I guess I'm the only guy to do so

[GorillaWarfare]

This shouldn't be a problem for anyone who does a thorough job wiping and washing themselves. I always take the girl up on a shower before the meet just to make sure I've got everything. (Sidenote, I often find WGs are more receptive if you do take them up on their offer of a shower over if you refuse it, might just be me though)

Once I saw a girl who was in a hotel which had a bidet I could use but I understand that luxury isn't available everywhere.

I've been rimmed by WGs so what I do does the trick to an acceptable standard, at least in their minds. No chance were they going near my arse if it didn't.

[Stevelondon]

Lets face it, we all have different standards when it comes to keeping ourselves clean.
I've grown so accustomed to having a bidet now that I hate being taken short and using a loo somewhere without one.

But surely if your visiting a SP at hers or in a hotel etc. You can bloody wash your arse properly.

But I have heard this from one or two SP's.....about clients coming in who smell and who clearly have a problem with hygiene. They refuse the offer of a shower probably because they are allergic to water.

Plus.....if your carrying a lot of butt hair. Get it sorted. Surely you must know after a shit, a wipe with paper is just going to smear it....clingons.

[JontyR]

One thing that I used to get a lot of comments on in a previous punting life was that I was so clean. It always struck me as odd that it was worthy of a comment but obviously there are plenty that aren't.

I don't get those comments now. Maybe we are all a much cleaner bunch.

[B4bcock]

But I have heard this from one or two SP's.....about clients coming in who smell and who clearly have a problem with hygiene. They refuse the offer of a shower probably because they are allergic to water.

A while ago a SP asked me if I would like a shower before the action and I replied that I was clean but, yes, I would just freshen up to be sure.  She smiled and said "That's always the way - the ones who don't need a shower take one and those that could do with one always refuse".

[Stevelondon]

A while ago a SP asked me if I would like a shower before the action and I replied that I was clean but, yes, I would just freshen up to be sure.  She smiled and said "That's always the way - the ones who don't need a shower take one and those that could do with one always refuse".

I heard that before too.

On occasions I’ve punted and quite literally had just had a shower an hour of so beforehand. But if the SP offers me one I always accept. I always think they appreciate it and might give a better service because of it.

Just a note.
Whenever I buy cologne or after shave for myself. I always ask if they have any freebies. You know those small sample tubes.
Always handy to carry in the car and I usually have one in my jacket pocket........ you never know.

[Murray Mint]

A friend told me (not me) that during sex he sat on the bed to get into a position and as he got up he looked back a skid mark. Even tho he said he wiped his ass after poop and shower he still left a mark.

Is this a common accident?

So, I guess your ‘friend’ is not in to rimming then?!...

I confess I found this a bit weird. I’m sure in our busy domestic lives we’ve occasionally been a little less than careful with our ablutions, but when you know that you’re going to engage in something so intimate, surely you go the extra mile, and especially given that the sewage works is located so close to the amusement park!

[Captainhowdy666]

Went to a TS punt at a hotel once and there was a big blood splatter on the bed.
Someone’s arse was destroyed before I walked out.

[Metalgear2018]

Went to a TS punt at a hotel once and there was a big blood splatter on the bed.
Someone’s arse was destroyed before I walked out.

Oh wow that is the stuff of horrors

[Whiteknight]

So, I guess your ‘friend’ is not in to rimming then?!...

I confess I found this a bit weird. I’m sure in our busy domestic lives we’ve occasionally been a little less than careful with our ablutions, but when you know that you’re going to engage in something so intimate, surely you go the extra mile, and especially given that the sewage works is located so close to the amusement park!

Yes, it's beyond imagination 

[Gordon Bennett]

Even after a thorough scrub in the shower I reckon that an hour later after an athletic and energetic performance in a warm room it would be possible to work up a sweaty anus that could leave some residue on pristine white sheets, particularly if you have a skinny bony arse that doesn't provide a cushion or barrier between said bumhole and the bedlinen.
In these circumstances I think gents should be mindful to sort of tilt their arse sideways and clench their buttocks whilst rising from the bed, thus keeping their damp anus away from the bed. It's just good manners and elegance.

[Metalgear2018]

Even after a thorough scrub in the shower I reckon that an hour later after an athletic and energetic performance in a warm room it would be possible to work up a sweaty anus that could leave some residue on pristine white sheets, particularly if you have a skinny bony arse that doesn't provide a cushion or barrier between said bumhole and the bedlinen.
In these circumstances I think gents should be mindful to sort of tilt their arse sideways and clench their buttocks whilst rising from the bed, thus keeping their damp anus away from the bed. It's just good manners and elegance.

Thank you well said. I did wipe and shower before sex but I am a skinny build and not much meat on my ass

[Payyourwaymate]

A friend told me (not me) that during sex he sat on the bed to get into a position and as he got up he looked back a skid mark. Even tho he said he wiped his ass after poop and shower he still left a mark.

Is this a common accident?

Never had that problem, I go out of my way with hygiene where I can though. I would rather not get cussed out, latina WGs won't pretend if something is wrong. You been cussed out in spanish before or given death stares? It's not nice lol.

[robo90]

Thank you well said. I did wipe and shower before sex but I am a skinny build and not much meat on my ass

I thought it was your friend that had the issue?   

[Whiteknight]

I thought it was your friend that had the issue?   

Haha well spotted