Looking to lose my virginity through an escort on this week

[joeyb23]

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I've fucked her.

She's good.  Quite bottom heavy though.  Definitely fatter than in the pics.

Enjoy.

To be honest I found this website through googling reviews about certain escorts on AW and she seemed to be highly recommended. What is she like as a person. Friendly, cold, indifferent?

[yorkshire123]

I swear to you I am a legit virgin. Why would anyone post a thread about such an issue if it is a fabrication unless said person has serious mental problems. The escort I am booked with is called Nicole vanilla sky

Your right

Phone NHS direct & tell them you need a top up.

If your for real then log off & don't come back, Due to the amount of trolls this forum has to deal with i don't think your question will ever be taken entirely seriously. Im sure their is plenty of small cock/virgin type forums around that will give you sound advise.

[Quatro]

She says she's a good listener on her profile.

There you go, job done.

Look forward to your review.

[vorian]

To be honest I found this website through googling reviews about certain escorts on AW and she seemed to be highly recommended. What is she like as a person. Friendly, cold, indifferent?

What's you maximum budget and are you limited geographically,  this prossie looks alright,  but personally if I was going to pop my cherry I would want more than just alright.

[Festisio]

What is she like as a person. Friendly, cold, indifferent?

Yeah, she's a nice girl.  Will put you at ease I'm sure.

[joeyb23]

I got a whiff of Troll at the outset, but seriously you expect us to believe you're good looking, 23 and a virgin, and on top of that you've got a mat, yeah right I'm calling bullshit 

I really don't understand why people find it difficult to believe that I am being real here. There isn't much I can do to convince the doubters otherwise. I mean why is it so hard to believe that there are 23 year old virgins in this world we do exist even the so called good looking ones?

[PatrickCarnes]

In this instance which is why I am going down this route. But what about in relationships and casual encounters? Trust me without wanting to sound conceited but I could be having a rampant sex life if I wasn't so insecure (can't help it) but it is exactly this question which deters me.

Spend the money on a few sessions of counselling then, to get over your psychological/emotional block and then get on with this rampant sex life.

[SaneOnes]

If you're going for an escort, then Nicole would be just fine. She's the first EE escort I'd seen and it was better than a few other English ones I'd seen at much pricier rates. The only other EE escort I'd seen was Porsha who I'd recommend if you're gonna go whole hog and have a filthy PSE.

[joeyb23]

What's you maximum budget and are you limited geographically,  this prossie looks alright,  but personally if I was going to pop my cherry I would want more than just alright.

Probably around £200 is my absolute maximum. But in all honesty I am kind of set on this one as I've spoken to her on the phone and my gut instincts is telling me to pursue it. Also I am not overly bothered about how great the experience will be more that I get the experience if you know what I mean.

[socks]

Go fuck that Nicole woman, who looks fucking great to me, shame about the short likes list though, before you make another post. Troll factor rising captain

[Tonyleung]

Hi

Can anyone offer advice please? Thanks

Use a Johnyy, don't go bareback, don't cry after.

[joeyb23]

If you're going for an escort, then Nicole would be just fine. She's the first EE escort I'd seen and it was better than a few other English ones I'd seen at much pricier rates. The only other EE escort I'd seen was Porsha who I'd recommend if you're gonna go whole hog and have a filthy PSE.

Had to look up what PSE stood for but I don't think I am anywhere near ready for that sort of thing lol

[vorian]

Probably around £200 is my absolute maximum. But in all honesty I am kind of set on this one as I've spoken to her on the phone and my gut instincts is telling me to pursue it. Also I am not overly bothered about how great the experience will be more that I get the experience if you know what I mean.

In that case go for it and review when you have done, then not only will you not be a Virgin anymore but you will be a punter.  Good luck.

[joeyb23]

Use a Johnyy, don't go bareback, don't cry after.

I wouldn't dare not use a condom but I can't promise not crying after lol

[SaneOnes]

Probably around £200 is my absolute maximum. 

In that case, book her for a couple of hours, take your time. She's a good egg, will look after you without sounding patronising.

[Bangers and Gash]

I wondered when we'd get our next ''help, I'm young and good looking'' type thread. 

My advice to the OP is: Always refuse a shower, as it may spoil your 'look'.

 

[Quatro]

My advice to the OP is: Always refuse a shower, as it may spoil your 'look'.

 

  wise words

[cockneybstrd]

I wondered when we'd get our next ''help, I'm young and good looking'' type thread. 

My advice to the OP is: Always refuse a shower, as it may spoil your 'look'.

 

indeed

the last one looked like a one direction member but he got banned.

[maxxblue]

Hi

I am a 23 year old virgin who has an escort booked for this week. I must say I am as nervous as hell for two reasons: 1. The fact I've never had sex before never mind with an escort 2. I have deep held insecurities about my penis size. You see it is for this reason I am still a virgin even though I have had so many opportunities to lose it in the past. I am apparently a 'handsome' fella so attracting women has never been an issue for me but my insecurity about what I am packing has made me avoid sex completely. I've regretfully spurned so many chances for some action with some very pretty ladies but now I am soon to be 24 in a couple of months I feel the longer I delay having sex the worse I will feel.

Now I don't know if I should broach the fact that I am a virgin and that my penis size measures 4.7 inches erect to the escort. I understand she probably wouldn't give a damn as long as she gets her money but it still matters to me. I am actually now starting to have second thoughts about doing this at all tbh.

Can anyone offer advice please? Thanks

(a) Either you have already booked her...

I've already looked around and I have my eye on nicole vanilla sky

...or

(b) you haven't yet booked her...

...or

(c) you are a lying bastard.

Mmm. Let me think.

[SaneOnes]

How the fuck did i miss that??!!!!!

[Festisio]

Well it won't be Nicole/Divine Paris touting, as her English is mediocre at best.

[akauya]

I notice he has replied to every question apart from the one about which escort he is "seeing".

Has there ever been a legit virgin thread or have they all been windups?

I was thinking about this and I don't think we've ever had a legit one. Plenty of "I'm a virgin" threads but as far as I can remember none has been legit, not during my time on UKP anyway.

[vorian]

I was thinking about this and I don't think we've ever had a legit one. Plenty of "I'm a virgin" threads but as far as I can remember none has been legit, not during my time on UKP anyway.

Quite a few newbie punter ones that have been completely legit but I can't remember any Virgin one where they have punted then come back and contributed.

[JV547845]

That brings me to another point. Would you suggest going down on an escort is something is sensible or would you avoid it?

I would go to the Gum clinic first, get a complete scan, a full aids test, then a second one in case of false positives, then ask for one of their half inch thick vaginal damns.  It's the only way to be sure you're safe. 

[Marmalade]

I was thinking about this and I don't think we've ever had a legit one. Plenty of "I'm a virgin" threads but as far as I can remember none has been legit, not during my time on UKP anyway.

I wish someone would go on their site and say they're worried about having their first baby.

[joeyb23]

I would go to the Gum clinic first, get a complete scan, a full aids test, then a second one in case of false positives, then ask for one of their half inch thick vaginal damns.  It's the only way to be sure you're safe.

So you are basically in a long winded way advicing against it

[Johny Stone]

I notice he has replied to every question apart from the one about which escort he is "seeing".

Has there ever been a legit virgin thread or have they all been windups?

he answered that one, but he totally ignored James   

I got a whiff of Troll at the outset, but seriously you expect us to believe you're good looking, 23 and a virgin, and on top of that you've got a mat, yeah right I'm calling bullshit 

[joeyb23]

(a) Either you have already booked her...

...or

(b) you haven't yet booked her...

...or

(c) you are a lying bastard.

Mmm. Let me think.

Well I've got an appointment agreed with her but I am still keeping my options open in case someone else takes my fancy or I decide not to go ahead with it at all. Seriously I really don't understand all this negative vibes from people. I mean why is it so difficult to believe that there are actually legitimate virgins like myself who may come on this forum for advice? I've already explained why I have thus far chosen to avoid sex so it is not completely out of the realm of believability.

[joeyb23]

he answered that one, but he totally ignored James

Well what sort of answer would be expected. Yes?

[Johny Stone]

If you are so insecure, how come your first post/topic is about you being a virgin? Admiting it on an public forum from your first post  it must be very hard for an insecure 23 years old virgin, I'd say impossible.

It's a bit fishy don't you think?

[punk]

Well I've got an appointment agreed with her but I am still keeping my options open in case someone else takes my fancy or I decide not to go ahead with it at all. Seriously I really don't understand all this negative vibes from people. I mean why is it so difficult to believe that there are actually legitimate virgins like myself who may come on this forum for advice? I've already explained why I have thus far chosen to avoid sex so it is not completely out of the realm of believability.

dont forget write a review.

[danny.simons]

If you are so insecure, how come your first post/topic is about you being a virgin? Admiting it on an public forum from your first post  it must be very hard for an insecure 23 years old virgin, I'd say impossible.

It's a bit fishy don't you think?

I'd say it would be easier to admit on the internet to strangers that he is never going to meet than say, turning to friends for advice.

Lets be honest, if you had an embarrassing illness or something that made you slightly uncomfortable talking about, would your first instinct be to admit it and talk about it with friends or would you Google it?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Give her some kisses first and enjoy the girl friend experience even if you have paid for it, have a cuddle, stroke her sensitive areas and let her stroke yours and THEN for it. Take time. Get value for money, do not hurry or let her hurry you. and tell us all about it afterwards in the Reviews sextion.

[yorkshire123]

Give her some kisses first and enjoy the girl friend experience even if you have paid for it, have a cuddle, stroke her sensitive areas and let her stroke yours and THEN for it. Take time. Get value for money, do not hurry or let her hurry you. and tell us all about it afterwards in the Reviews sextion.

Was that a typo HP? if not your a genius 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Was that a typo HP? if not you're a genius 

I did it deliberately! Thanks.

[JV547845]

So you are basically in a long winded way advicing against it

I'm not advising you anything.  You choose the level of risk you're comfortable with.  Also it depends if you have to leave around rush hour.  Going home with your mouth and chin smelling of pussy makes a busy tube journey interesting.

[tantric talents]

Masturbating you will go blind and develop hairy hands 

Damn ! And I thought my hairy hands were just my genes..now where did I leave my glasses?
Explains all

[joeyb23]

I'm not advising you anything.  You choose the level of risk you're comfortable with.  Also it depends if you have to leave around rush hour.  Going home with your mouth and chin smelling of pussy makes a busy tube journey interesting.

lol That would certainly provoke unwanted attention. But in all seriousness have you and would you personally ever go down on an escort?

[joeyb23]

Give her some kisses first and enjoy the girl friend experience even if you have paid for it, have a cuddle, stroke her sensitive areas and let her stroke yours and THEN for it. Take time. Get value for money, do not hurry or let her hurry you. and tell us all about it afterwards in the Reviews sextion.

Thanks. I think ideally I would definitely want to take things slowly before actually engaging in actual intercourse especially given the likelihood I wont be able to last the full booking.

[punk]

lol That would certainly provoke unwanted attention. But in all seriousness have you and would you personally ever go down on an escort?

gives you a rest lets her ride you when she's on top.

[vorian]

lol That would certainly provoke unwanted attention. But in all seriousness have you and would you personally ever go down on an escort?

Yes and yes.

[NIK]

lol That would certainly provoke unwanted attention. But in all seriousness have you and would you personally ever go down on an escort?

Yeah no one in the history of punting has ever gone down on a escort. It will rot your tongue.
Why are you writing 'lol' in every post?

[cockneybstrd]

I know we all 'know' its not a shy 23 year old Virgin who is very nervous. A shy 23 year old virgin would probably not want everyone to know and would probably claim only had the one girlfriend long term split up so a bit more than the average nervous first punter.

You do wonder at the person doing the fake persona. If I am doing you a wrong I look forward to your first report

[NIK]

Well it looks like the twat has fucked off. Makes you wonder how so many virgins find this forum.

[Bangers and Gash]

Why are you writing 'lol' in every post?

Maybe it's a trolling pro$$ie, probably from munternet.

[vorian]

Maybe it's a trolling pro$$ie, probably from munternet.

Maybe, they don't have anything better to do, I noticed they have resorted to directly copying topic headings from here, over the last few days.

[joeyb23]

Seriously you guys need to chill out with the paranoia. How would it benefit me pretending that I had one long term girl friend when it is contrary to the truth? Besides that is the beauty of the internet you don't know my identity and I don't know your identity which gives me the luxury of sharing my inner secrets.

[joeyb23]

Well it looks like the twat has fucked off. Makes you wonder how so many virgins find this forum.

Sorry to disappoint but I am still here. Firstly I genuinely am not aware that there have been others falsely proclaiming to be virgins so I am not trying to follow a trend. Secondly maybe of all the phoney claims this one might actually be legit. It can happen you know.

[Bangers and Gash]

Seriously you guys need to chill out with the paranoia. How would it benefit me pretending that I had one long term girl friend when it is contrary to the truth? Besides that is the beauty of the internet you don't know my identity and I don't know your identity which gives me the luxury of sharing my inner secrets.

Busted! Only a female would write like that. Fuck off back to pro$$ienet and dust your phone. 

[joeyb23]

Busted! Only a female would write like that. Fuck off back to pro$$ienet and dust your phone. 

Is this guy being for real? Didn't realise the term luxury and secrets is exclusive only to female kind. Besides I would hope my level of literacy is above that of a so called prossie